Es gibt einen Anstieg von Männern, denen Dinge in den Hintern stecken bleiben – Experten glauben zu wissen, warum

TLDR: older men like bum fun and sticking objects up there because they stop caring about social stigmas

I’m no expert, but I think the reason is that men keep putting things up there

Putting things up your bum feels great but do it safely lads!

reform voters listening to people when told to stick it up thier arse?

The article makes a mistake: it says items with a flared base are more likely to get stuck, which is the opposite of the truth.

Ladies and gents (and those amongst us who know better) make sure your toys have a firm, wide flared base! And don’t put anything up there that can break jfc.

So…no actual evidence of a surge and the doctor interviewed (by Metro and copied by this website) says he’s been treating this for 40-odd years. Top-grade churnalism. Much clickbait.

It’s great to see people taking an interest in science

A guy I’d met via OLD sent me a message on Christmas Day to say he’d sat on his remote control. All I could think about was how you’d clean all those tiny buttons? If you’re going to stick something up there, surely there’s a more hygenic option?

At the time I was having a wholesome family day with my parents and kids and it all seemed a little incongruous.

Why glass?

Stop with the glass.

Toys are not that expensive

The mere mention of glass objects, particularly light bulbs, going into bottoms has made me feel very queasy.

Just let men buy bum toys with no stigma.

70’s, Friend of mine worked at our local A&E for two weeks as part of the D of E award scheme.
In that time they had two interesting admissions.

One was a chap who had been playing with his signet ring and thought it was a great idea to slip it over his dick.
Three days later he finally presents at A&E in absolute agony to get the ring cut off.

The other was another guy who was fond of hanging off a stepladder onto a broom handle, except this time he over balanced and shoved the handle so deep he couldn’t remove it.
He turned up laying face down in the back of a taxi, he was trolleyed in through A&E with a blanket draped over the handle much to everyone’s hilarity. Apparently the nurses were in stitches as this guy was a bit drunk and giving everyone some verbal. I forget how he was sorted out.

Seems like these things are quite common.

its the government been taking us all up the rear for a while now

A third are over 50. What’s the crossover of insertions and Reform voters?

I’m surprised they didn’t mention anything about internalised homophobia or sexual shame.

These men seem too embarrassed to buy a sex toy – the fear of it being „gay“ / someone finding out and thinking they might be gay, seems really obvious here.

Obviously the embarrassment from winding up in A&E saying „I have a light bulb stuck up my arse“ is infinitely more embarrassing than just buying a sex toy, but it seems like they didn’t think it through too well if they’re sticking light bulbs up there.

eta – The dude with the *glass jar* up his arse is another breed though. Clearly a run-of-the mill toy wouldn’t cut it?

Experts? Are they experts on sticking things up their bum?

393 men in the whole country in one year isn’t very many. The hospital time wasted for that probably isn’t worth the cost of running a PSA.

Anal relaxation techniques to be added to the National Curriculum confirmed.

We’re getting fucked daily, might as well have some fun with it

Shrinkflation is making it more likely for accidental falls to result in insertion of product.

On a more serious note. If you want to stick something up your arse, please make sure it is a suitable device such as a dildo or a butt plug. The NHS already have a lot on their plate, so please, guys, get a proper device.

I think the NHS should start charging for stupid things like this, it’s a drop in the ocean cost wise, but that time could help be used some better than helping people who are too stupid to not get things stuck up their arses.