Ghost_of_Durruti on 02.04.2026 12:45 a.m. Lmaooooo! He’s going to get a Che Guevara tattoo on his ass and call himself a Marxist before he’ll do that.
Gr1mreaper86 on 02.04.2026 12:53 a.m. It be crazy if he had another bigger stroke and then actually did that.
Constant_Question445 on 02.04.2026 1:00 a.m. Of all the things that never happened this never happened the mostest
Terrible_Green6028 on 02.04.2026 1:13 a.m. He’d get JFK’d so fast if he did any of that let’s be real.
earfeater13 on 02.04.2026 1:20 a.m. Glad this wasnt in the morning. You would have got me so good lol
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Submission statement: April fools
Alternate timeline
lol
Returns bribes
It is April fools day
Worst April fool joke
April fools or not I’d never believe it lmao
Lmaooooo! He’s going to get a Che Guevara tattoo on his ass and call himself a Marxist before he’ll do that.
I’ve never said bullshit so fast before my life
You motherfucker
I had to double check which sub this was 🤣
„I have a dream….“
Uno reverse card
Don’t..don’t give me hope bibi’s bitch
Ohhh you jerk , it pains me that this is April fools
april fool
April fools
The most obvious April’s fools ever.
It be crazy if he had another bigger stroke and then actually did that.
i hate this timeline
fire up the timeship
How unAmerican
what maga voters though was gonna happen
Here is hope in 2 minutes.
its april fools not saturn worshipper finds their soul
lol April fools yooooo
Of all the things that never happened this never happened the mostest
Wouldn’t that be nice
April fools!
How is it not what we say?
April fool’s
He’d get JFK’d so fast if he did any of that let’s be real.
Lmao
Faaaaasck YOU
April Fool
Glad this wasnt in the morning. You would have got me so good lol