Die USA werden den Iran „ziemlich schnell“ verlassen und bei Bedarf zurückkehren, sagt Trump gegenüber Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-leave-iran-pretty-quickly-return-if-needed-trump-tells-reuters-2026-04-01/
Die USA werden den Iran „ziemlich schnell“ verlassen und bei Bedarf zurückkehren, sagt Trump gegenüber Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-leave-iran-pretty-quickly-return-if-needed-trump-tells-reuters-2026-04-01/
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Schrödinger’s Iran War
I’m surprised his boss is letting him leave at all.
Just deeply incite terrorism and split
Should work out fine, totally no future consequences for sure
/s
He says something different everyday. He always does this.
„We shat all over the bathroom today. We don’t like to say we did if it’s too early, but we did. We shat. I will be leaving the bathroom now, but I may return again soon if needed after I eat. Anyone who does not clean up the bathroom will no longer be my friend. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.“
We’re not gonna mention anything about it for a while and just kinda see how it goes.
>deploy Marines to Strait of Hormuz
>leave anyway
art of the deal
I think 80% of my use of words at this point is muttering „Jesus fucking Christ“ to myself:
„As for the enriched uranium still possessed by Iran, Trump said: „That’s so far underground, I don’t care about that.“
„We’ll always be watching it by satellite,“ he said.
Leaving NATO, then going after Cuba, and then Greenland because he’s pissed NATO told him to fuck off with Iran.
LOL even if the US leaves Israel and Iran are still at war and will keep firing missiles at each other.
Every word out of his mouth is a reminder that he has no idea what he is doing.
Something something… two weeks.
Something something… like no one has ever seen.
Something something… no one knows more about this than me.
Big tantrum.
Do the opposite to the thing.
Shits himself, literally.
This is the routine now, right?
Literally everything is in worse shape than when he started.
People of the future are gonna look back on this period of time and legit think we had caveman brains with some kind of severe brainrot disease.
Every day is April Fools for this wanker
I think he’s just bullshitting and manipulating the market. If we’re leaving, why are we sending in 10000 soldiers and three aircraft carriers?
Man, it’s a good thing teleporting all those troops and aircraft carriers back and forth doesn’t cost us anything!
So why are we sending thousands of marines if we’re leaving?
Who cares what he ‘says’. Stop listing to anything he says.
Just watch what he does, since it usually conflicts with what he has said anyways.
Oh, can the US president admit he failed? And he made Iran more relevant now than before…. They are now in control of Strait of Hormuz. What did you actually win?
Bros just going through every possible scenario by the hour at this point. 🤡
Damage is done.. Stay out. Screw up more lives elsewhere. Blame and insult allies some more. Disgusting PDF file.
Translation: he surrenders. As we all expected would happen.
Sure, make this a geopolitical drive-by and leave the region burning and bleeding for 30 years, you dummy.
Jokes aside, this is him floating the idea of pulling out to create an adverse reaction to the obviously illogical nature of the move, so the Americans feel obligated to accept a more hands on approach, since they’ve just said it was dumb to leave at this point.
What is the point in reporting what these idiots say about Iran when it changes every 5 minutes?
So…he’s running away. Again. Uncooked chicken nugget.
This is literally the intro of Team America
Damn i hate everything about trump. Cant he die already
Having achieved nothing for the price of $100b.
50k troops and equipment were sent on a sightseeing trip at the cost of what multiple billions?
Everything this neck-vaginaed cunt touched turns to shit.
I’ll NEVER forgive my fellow Americans who subjected us to two terms of this fucking idiot.
Great job murica! You went in there, bombed a few military personnel, and a school full of girls, raised the price of fucking everything for the rest of the world, helped russia get more war funds, and to top it off – tucked tail like a little bihh and went home. SO MUCH WINNING!
How many people died because of the orange Caligula?
Why? Did enough people stop talking about the Epstein files?
Pulling out of Iran would leave the Strait of Hormuz under Iranian control.
Iran has already stated they will allow any country trading on the Yuan through the Strait.
This will force everyone onto the Yuan.
Which will crash the petrodollar.
Which will collapse the US Bond Market.
Which will collapse the US economy.
Is Trump working for China?
Trump is suffering from dementia so hard he thinks Iran is an underage girl?
Insert gif of Monty Python and the Holy Grail „Run away!“
Thank you you horrible, wicked, stupid goblin for fucking up things for the rest of us
Schrodinger’s Iran war.
The real proof will be when the Marines are back in Okinawa, the paratroopers are back in Fayetteville, NC and the aircraft carriers are back in home port.
“Nobody knew bombing Iran and just hoping for the best would be so complicated.” – Trump, next week.
So those thousands of marines are just there for a Persian excursion?
not even declaring victory, just going home with a strongly worded farewell.
Brave sir Robin, Bravly ran away….
Jesus Christ, we already lost the war?