The Gods of Irony are finally waking up to Magaville. Let’s hope Kristi treats LGBTQ+ better than she treats pets.
weisblattsnut on
Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen them together..
2_Spicy_2_Impeach on
What?
Alchemist_92 on
Happy Trans Day of Visibility, Kristi!
ScotTheDuck on
> „Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The New York Post.
That’s a bit rich coming from the person who made her fuckbuddy the number 2 at DHS.
Xayton on
I can’t help but laugh.
lostmessage256 on
As long as its not on the tax payer dime I don’t care. They can both have fun playing dressup together.
Everyone remembers she oversaw several extrajudicial executions right?
lundah on
I couldn’t care less what Kristi or her cuckold husband do behind closed doors. I do, however, have an issue with their hypocrisy wanting to dictate what other people are allowed to do behind closed doors.
PopPalsUnited on
I’m 100% she already knew.
FuzzyBrilliant2026 on
You KNOW she’s going to make that bathroom on her sex plane gender segregated now.
profane_vitiate on
I’m calling it now: They divorce, she goes public with her relationship with Lewandowski, and later it comes out that she leaked the photos because Byron — who is an insurance agent — doesn’t want to give up his current standard of living with a divorce.
inagartenofeden on
They have something in common, both like to play dressup
DrGoblinator on
The wonky nipples are the biggest crime here.
lizkbyer on
Ha ha ha I love this for her!
itshifive on
What fucking timeline is this
CulturalKing5623 on
Welp, it’s 11:24am local time and I’ve clearly already had enough internet for the day.
black_flag_4ever on
The world be a better place if conservatives were just honest about themselves.
blushblondiee on
It’s telling that they’re asking for „prayers“ instead of simply accepting that cross-dressing is a normal form of expression for many people. The real tragedy here isn’t that her husband cross-dresses, it’s that their political platform has made it something shameful that requires divine intervention.
Slade_Riprock on
cross dressing = grave MAGA sin
But fucking around on your husband, installing your BF as #2, and spending a quarter billion an an ad campaign for yourself, and buying a $70m fuck place = true patriot
sharlayan on
Hey Kristi, it really wouldn’t be such a big scandal that your husband’s got a crossdressing kink if you weren’t all such uptight freaks about it.
SymbiSpidey on
It is ALWAYS projection with Republicans. Same as how so many of the „protect the children“ anti-LGBTQ activists end up being child rapists themselves.
SimpleTomatillo1166 on
Maybe she needs to look at her extremely hypocritical life and change to a political party where crossdressers are not looked down upon as subhumans.
The double standard is astonishing.
Nothing wrong with being a crossdresser. Everything wrong with being a sadistic vile republican who throws children in jail.
skankenstein on
I hate that their hypocrisy leads to people yucking yums when their hypocrisy is exposed.
I don’t care if someone x dresses and wears lopsided titties, I care that they do it while dehumanizing others for also doing it.
writeinfreedom on
A reminder that Kristi Noem was the DHS Secretary who oversaw Abrego Garcia & others being sold, as slaves to Bukele in El Salvador – CECOT – in addition to the whole kidnapping and brutality tour of 2025 that culminated in shooting deaths of innocent people, and much more.
This woman was *laterally moved* and her seat replaced by an even dumber guy, but this story is absolutely here to make us all forget that she is liable for so many real things. Serious things. Do not forget that.
This scandal is ridiculous and her husband may be an easy target but if he isn’t a Secretary of Trump’s administration so we need to ignore this.
She must face real consequences not just this mockery.
complete_data75 on
How will maga idiots blame Biden though?
Ferrocile on
I really don’t care. There are more important things to worry about like the war we never asked for or the fact that sex offenders run the country and will never see justice or maybe the thing about billionaires robbing us blind.
Business-Might-1824 on
Titsmaxxing
casher89 on
There’s an argument about how fascists are fascists because of sexual repression. They hide their true sexuality in the closet and then repress the outside world because of their insecurity and anger. It feels about right for all of these Trump Admin fascists. And frankly Trump himself.
WhatWouldMedusaDo on
I’m all for kinks; fully pro fetish: ***YOU DO YOU***.
But don’t you *dare* stand there and tell me it’s a sin if I do it while parading around doing the same damn thing behind closed doors!
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That’s a headline I did not expect to read today.
The Gods of Irony are finally waking up to Magaville. Let’s hope Kristi treats LGBTQ+ better than she treats pets.
Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen them together..
What?
Happy Trans Day of Visibility, Kristi!
> „Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The New York Post.
That’s a bit rich coming from the person who made her fuckbuddy the number 2 at DHS.
I can’t help but laugh.
As long as its not on the tax payer dime I don’t care. They can both have fun playing dressup together.
Everyone remembers she oversaw several extrajudicial executions right?
I couldn’t care less what Kristi or her cuckold husband do behind closed doors. I do, however, have an issue with their hypocrisy wanting to dictate what other people are allowed to do behind closed doors.
I’m 100% she already knew.
You KNOW she’s going to make that bathroom on her sex plane gender segregated now.
I’m calling it now: They divorce, she goes public with her relationship with Lewandowski, and later it comes out that she leaked the photos because Byron — who is an insurance agent — doesn’t want to give up his current standard of living with a divorce.
They have something in common, both like to play dressup
The wonky nipples are the biggest crime here.
Ha ha ha I love this for her!
What fucking timeline is this
Welp, it’s 11:24am local time and I’ve clearly already had enough internet for the day.
The world be a better place if conservatives were just honest about themselves.
It’s telling that they’re asking for „prayers“ instead of simply accepting that cross-dressing is a normal form of expression for many people. The real tragedy here isn’t that her husband cross-dresses, it’s that their political platform has made it something shameful that requires divine intervention.
cross dressing = grave MAGA sin
But fucking around on your husband, installing your BF as #2, and spending a quarter billion an an ad campaign for yourself, and buying a $70m fuck place = true patriot
Hey Kristi, it really wouldn’t be such a big scandal that your husband’s got a crossdressing kink if you weren’t all such uptight freaks about it.
It is ALWAYS projection with Republicans. Same as how so many of the „protect the children“ anti-LGBTQ activists end up being child rapists themselves.
Maybe she needs to look at her extremely hypocritical life and change to a political party where crossdressers are not looked down upon as subhumans.
The double standard is astonishing.
Nothing wrong with being a crossdresser. Everything wrong with being a sadistic vile republican who throws children in jail.
I hate that their hypocrisy leads to people yucking yums when their hypocrisy is exposed.
I don’t care if someone x dresses and wears lopsided titties, I care that they do it while dehumanizing others for also doing it.
A reminder that Kristi Noem was the DHS Secretary who oversaw Abrego Garcia & others being sold, as slaves to Bukele in El Salvador – CECOT – in addition to the whole kidnapping and brutality tour of 2025 that culminated in shooting deaths of innocent people, and much more.
This woman was *laterally moved* and her seat replaced by an even dumber guy, but this story is absolutely here to make us all forget that she is liable for so many real things. Serious things. Do not forget that.
This scandal is ridiculous and her husband may be an easy target but if he isn’t a Secretary of Trump’s administration so we need to ignore this.
She must face real consequences not just this mockery.
How will maga idiots blame Biden though?
I really don’t care. There are more important things to worry about like the war we never asked for or the fact that sex offenders run the country and will never see justice or maybe the thing about billionaires robbing us blind.
Titsmaxxing
There’s an argument about how fascists are fascists because of sexual repression. They hide their true sexuality in the closet and then repress the outside world because of their insecurity and anger. It feels about right for all of these Trump Admin fascists. And frankly Trump himself.
I’m all for kinks; fully pro fetish: ***YOU DO YOU***.
But don’t you *dare* stand there and tell me it’s a sin if I do it while parading around doing the same damn thing behind closed doors!
Nothing wrong with cross dressing. Besides, the President and his favorite mayor are known to be into it too: [https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-motorboats-rudy-giuliani-in-drag-in-unearthed-sketch/](https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-motorboats-rudy-giuliani-in-drag-in-unearthed-sketch/)
>they ask for privacy and prayers at the time
Coming from the woman who cosplayed as a military leader while ICE agents broke down doors and dragged people out of their homes without a warrant.
Bish, please!
His boobs are not anymore fake than hers.
The fucking AUDACITY to ask for privacy let alone prayers.
Get fucking bent.
I guess it’s good he’s not a furry. She might have mistaken him for her disobedient puppy and shot him.