Jack White verspottet Trumps Plan, die US-Währung zu signieren: „Small Hands“ | „Die TSA-Agenten verkaufen Plasma, um die Miete zu bezahlen, während er sich einen Tag frei nimmt, beim Golfen schummelt und zum Spaß andere Länder bombardiert“, schrieb White.
https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/jack-white-mocks-donald-trump-sign-u-s-currency-1236209090/
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Is Jack White th new Ja Rule
Redact his name with a black sharpie.
Signing dollars is Trump’s plan to fix the economy. He can truthfully say „but all those financial bills I signed…“
Small hands
Stupid plans
Gotta a poopie diaper in his pants
No doubt con man Dump’s face will be on all bills within 1 year
Nobody has the balls to say no to him so why not put his name and face everywhere.
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Good, I think TSA agent should be resourceful.
I’m so glad Jack White’s wife finally got him a phone.
Jack White is a national treasure
Yeah, also gonna cost the country a shit ton of money on changing how the bills are printed, because it’s an incredibly elaborate and complex process that requires exact precision and extensive security…
But apparently that and the ballroom are top priorities for this asswipe.
Trump about to get the Catch Hell Blues.
Truth bomb goes boom
He’s literally gonna turn dollars into Trump collectibles.
I’ll bet in his diseased mind he will or does already believe he will thereby own all the money that has his signature. „America, true patriots have turned in millions of their fake money for real money, MAGAbucks, some people like to call them. I like that, it’s fine TrumpBucks is a great name. Oh! Did I just say „Trumpbucks“? Oh my silly me I meant MAGAbucks but Trumpbucks sound pretty good now that you think about it…
And from there it’s „only currency with Trump’s signature accepted here“ which is just a step or two away from Dear Leader currency only.
Ruh Roh … now TrumPedo will have to order Lara and Kid cRock to take over all music companies and fire everyone who hasn’t or won’t sign a loyalty pledge.
Any money printed now is worthless anyway, just like the big orange turd.
I’m selling my plasma too : (
I’m sure he wanted his picture on the bill, but his advisers were able to convince him to do only the signature right now and the picture later.
It’s fine. They are going to give him a crayon and have him sign them one by one.
Fuck yeah. Call out these shallow husks of human souls. They embarrassing and should sent to the human soul equivalent of timeout to think about what they have done. Our only priority here on earth is to love and help others. That’s it.
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It’s weird to feel any kind of empathy for TSA agents though. Their job is to racially profile people, terrorise non-white flyers, plus they cost a ton of money and are proven to not make flying safer.