Microsoft steht vor dem schlechtesten Quartal seit 2008, da die KI zwei Bisse bekommt
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/microsoft-set-worst-quarter-since-103556906.html?guccounter=1
Microsoft steht vor dem schlechtesten Quartal seit 2008, da die KI zwei Bisse bekommt
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/microsoft-set-worst-quarter-since-103556906.html?guccounter=1
42 Kommentare
I love this for them.
Karma, is it really you? Where have you been?!
Ah, we’ve moved on to „finding out“ phase.
I think that USA stock Market is To Much OverValuaed Now, A lagre correction is Ahead
Time to help the ceo pack his bags.
Its been comical to have seen the copilot button stuck on everything like a popup you accidentally click on.
Surely more AI slop will help
I hope this kills teams and we can go back to slack.
There needs to be consequences for their terrible leadership. Unfortunately they’ll just lay off more employees to balance their spreadsheets
Apple should troll them and release a new iPod with MacPilot
They deserve it. I have a ticket that is still waiting on support and it’s going on 9 months old.
Weird way to spell „Microslop“ but okay
Should have focused on fixing their buggy, laggy OS and improving Outlook/Excel/Word/Powerpoint WHICH DRIVE ME FUCKING CRAZY WITH RANDOM GODDAMN FORMATTING AND MAGICALLY SHRINKING FONTS I DID NOT ASK FOR.
Fafo fi fum, AI stay making companies look dumb
Stay sloppy, Microslop
Just one more copilot… brought to you by microslop
Oh, I guess spitting on customers while you high five the board doesn’t work out so well?
Hire a Customer Experience Officer. Run everything by them. If the change isn’t better for customers first and foremost, you don’t do it
Hire me as the new Microslop CEO guys, I’ll force more Slopilot on everyone.
Yep Nutella is clearly not up to the job and needs to go. His experiment in pushing ai slop into every product has been roundly rejected by microslops customers.
Lol was hilarious seeing people think it couldn’t happen to MS because of how big they are
Good. Windows 11 has been unbearable. I’m sure it’s more tempting than ever for people to switch to mac (and once people get snared in Apples ecosystem, they don’t switch back).
Clearly they haven’t AI-ed hard enough!
The decisions the customers are telling them not to make are affecting their business? That’s weird.
I’ve always had two thoughts about Microsoft: 1 – they are a marketing company first and a technology company second. The former makes the decisions, the latter just takes orders from the former. 2 – their best products never make it. Zune, Windows Phone, Money (that’s a super old one) were ahead of their time and went nowhere.
Get fucked Microslop, you deserve this.
Not just for Copilot but everyone hating Windows 11, the forced MS account on set up, the refusing to listen to customers, the sheer pursuit of profit over functionality.
The biggest joke of all is that they own LinkedIn yet somehow LinkedIn and office are still so completely divorced from each other.
well deserved, they have been fucking up majorly in the enterprise this year with patches and problems, they need to take a major step back and focus on making sure shit actually works.
The Copilot button is like that guy at the bar who refuses to take no for an answer.
Daily reminder that Linux is a good, mature, stable, performant, and user-friendly OS
When the Indian guy said that 25% is written by AI, I switched to Debian. True, I work equally well on both systems, and all the software I need is available on Debian. I don’t think a system written by AI will be stable and secure.
What a spectacular downfall. All they had to do was keep pumping out consoles with fun games, operating systems that just do the job you want them to do and work on wide range of PCs, and make ubiquitous software that wasn’t filled with bloat and other shit. And they couldn’t do that.
They are running out of people lay off to mask the atrocious capex.
So, you can’t find anything because Copilot is in your way all the time and you did not ask or want it. Updates inject changes such as BitLocker and app settings that aren’t desirable. Margins for partnering are shrinking along with increased costs for learning-certs. There are options for end users that work well.
All the above points to problems for Macroslop…..it isn’t a little slop.
For reference, S&P 500 ist down about 6.5% ytd, Nasdaq 9.1%. Microsoft is performing well below the market.
Windows 11 gets more terrible each update. Did you guys know WordPad is gone now?
Good! Windows 11 is shit! They should have just stopped at Windows 10, at least it worked so much better!
lost an opportunity to paste “microslop “ in
Well, they told me that Windows 10 would be the last version of that OS and they’d just iterate on it. I took them at their word.
Turned out they were right. At least for me.
I turned off my last Windows 10 machine before Christmas, I don’t have a Windows 11 machine, and my new Linux Framework laptop is great.
25+ years ago I was using Slackware as a primary desktop for about 10 years.
Today, I’m back on Linux as a primary desktop but the difference is – there’s no longer any Windows machines in my house.
1000+ Steam titles, all my software (always used a lot of freeware/OS anyway, and even my Windows freeware runs just fine), updates that take seconds and happen in the background, and things just work. Nothing’s pressured me to change my browser, install AI, reboot for 45 minutes of updates (ironically, I turned on my Win10 machine briefly after 2 days of it being off to move the last of my files off it, and it LITERALLY spun for 45 minutes installing updates and I had no choice in the matter), interfere in my searches for „Chrome“, popped up a dozen product advertisement notifications, stole my file associations, insist I must have a TPM chip etc.
Windows 10 truly was the last version of Windows.
It’s astonishing the degraded quality since they’ve been replacing people with AI. Teams, OneDrive, SharePoint, Windows, Office Suite have been killing me. How do you mess up basic functionality that’s been running fine for decades? I’ve never been so close to swearing Microsoft away. I can’t be the only user who’s been noticing this.
This makes me so happy
Well… that and every version of Windows has MORE bloatware, MORE spyware, MORE memory and CPU requirements… it’s like they downgrade it every time. MICROSOFT!! STRIP WINDOWS DOWN! THAT’S WHAT WE WANT! I’LL PAY DOUBLE FOR LESS!!!!!
ceo done a great job with azure but the copilot stuff is akin to metaverse
It’s pretty ironic and honestly funny. They add all this complexity to Windows that is unwanted and unnecessary. If they stripped it down it’d be cheaper to make, easier to maintain, and exactly what people want. A lightweight, performant OS is what Windows needs to be if they want to survive.
Asked for years in their feedback for a lightweight version, switched to Linux a while back and couldn’t be happier. Gaming is the best it’s been on Linux too, thanks to Steam.