… and he’ll be back at it right in time for the following TACO tuesday
IntelArtiGen on
Well he said 4 weeks when it started it it’ll be 4 weeks this week end, so it’s a possibility. Now Iran also has to agree to that ceasefire, which is not the easiest part.
okshowcase on
He can announce anything he wants but it won’t make it true.
Winter_Desk_443 on
Bombing a country then asking for a ceasefire is a choice.
DoubleJumps on
He’ll announce one and literally nothing will actually change and we’ll still be here next week and next month.
chroipahtz on
Will this be before or after declaring victory and then asking for help three to four times?
melody_magical on
Me when I try to manipulate the market after I just crashed it
theweirdball on
We killed Mojtaba’s father, wife and child. Ceasefire my ass.
Tsakax on
Step 1 Lie and pump stocks
Step 2 Buy puts
Step 3 Send in the troops
virgil_of_the_brooks on
His word literally means nothing at this point-until he and his fascist sycophants are removed from their office, our government’s words mean nothing. The orange and his goons have ruined the reputation of the us government domestically and internationally with their lies, slander, and sub-human behavior.
My2centsallday on
He’ll announce a ceasefire, with his tail between his legs.
boundbythebeauty on
while sending troops to the region? nobody should listen to anything this guys says – just watch his actions
Julian_Thorne on
Sounds like its time for another round of market manipulation
SourceUnusual2479 on
Cool does Iran know or care?
SnailLikeAttitude on
I guess he doesn’t want gas prices to reach a record high during his presidency. Which will happen.
Illustrious-Leek9340 on
Pure market manipulation.
Old-Glass-6967 on
“I declare *bankruptcy*“ – Michael Scott
PoliticsIsDepressing on
Iran wants the below. I can’t see a world where the US agrees to this:
Iran formally listed its war-ending conditions to the WSJ: US base closures in the Gulf, sanctions lifted, reparations, end to Israeli Hezbollah strikes, no missile limits.
WintersChild79 on
The headline immediately below this one states that Iran rejected the plan and escalated attacks…
chronoic on
Gotta keep the market low you know.
Esspicaly after Iran claim they reject the deals and oil price starts going up again.
Aldren on
He will announce it on Friday and say nevermind on Monday. That’s called market manipulation
tosser1579 on
Iran is going to treat this like the US running away beaten. Which is what it will look like to everyone else.
monkeyhoward on
One minute later:
Israel bombs Iran
Iran bombs Israel
Trump: “I know nothing about that”
IchMochteAllesHaben on
Market Manipulation
Cottager_Northeast on
The kicked hornets nest doesn’t care if you stop kicking.
edm4un on
You remember when Putin was lining up troops on Ukraine border but insisting he wasn’t going to invade? Trump is lining up little green men in the Middle East right now, and telling the media lies. Just my opinion on all of this.
DukeandKate on
Until we hear it from the Iranians I don’t believe it. Sad when you think about it.
_grey_wall on
Maybe he saw the Lego movie Iran produced?
Capital_Elderberry28 on
Typical Trump he acts like he knows what he’s doing, fucks things up, then turns and runs away and claims victory.
He accomplished nothing and spent billions of our tax dollars resulting higher prices for us.
Unfortunately he doesn’t pay higher prices (in fact, he always makes more money for himself and his friends while fucking things up) then deflects.
DucksAreFriends on
He’s annouced the war has been won 14 times already and will say the same again tomorrow.
Bloktopian on
Ah yes, pump the market into Friday close just to reverse it as soon as the market closes with news of, “No Ceasefire in Iran, US and Israel to continue bombing campaign”
Dry_Ass_P-word on
After the markets close, duh.
donutseason on
It does seem Israel would know what Trump is doing before Trump or anyone else does…
Puntley on
Man, we haven’t won a war this well since Vietnam
PhillyLee3434 on
The amount of looting this administration is doing is unbelievable and will be studied for the rest of this country’s history.
And they are right in your face about it knowing the common man won’t do anything to stop it.
Our government has collapsed and they are milking this cow dry before the crash.
RealAmbassador4081 on
Yep, Friday just before trading ends then it will be back on Tuesady after he tells all his pals what to buy.
oscarolim on
Has someone told Iran about it?
Gold_Cell8255 on
I thought the war was already over and won 8 times now?
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… and he’ll be back at it right in time for the following TACO tuesday
Well he said 4 weeks when it started it it’ll be 4 weeks this week end, so it’s a possibility. Now Iran also has to agree to that ceasefire, which is not the easiest part.
He can announce anything he wants but it won’t make it true.
Bombing a country then asking for a ceasefire is a choice.
He’ll announce one and literally nothing will actually change and we’ll still be here next week and next month.
Will this be before or after declaring victory and then asking for help three to four times?
Me when I try to manipulate the market after I just crashed it
We killed Mojtaba’s father, wife and child. Ceasefire my ass.
Step 1 Lie and pump stocks
Step 2 Buy puts
Step 3 Send in the troops
His word literally means nothing at this point-until he and his fascist sycophants are removed from their office, our government’s words mean nothing. The orange and his goons have ruined the reputation of the us government domestically and internationally with their lies, slander, and sub-human behavior.
He’ll announce a ceasefire, with his tail between his legs.
while sending troops to the region? nobody should listen to anything this guys says – just watch his actions
Sounds like its time for another round of market manipulation
Cool does Iran know or care?
I guess he doesn’t want gas prices to reach a record high during his presidency. Which will happen.
Pure market manipulation.
“I declare *bankruptcy*“ – Michael Scott
Iran wants the below. I can’t see a world where the US agrees to this:
Iran formally listed its war-ending conditions to the WSJ: US base closures in the Gulf, sanctions lifted, reparations, end to Israeli Hezbollah strikes, no missile limits.
The headline immediately below this one states that Iran rejected the plan and escalated attacks…
Gotta keep the market low you know.
Esspicaly after Iran claim they reject the deals and oil price starts going up again.
He will announce it on Friday and say nevermind on Monday. That’s called market manipulation
Iran is going to treat this like the US running away beaten. Which is what it will look like to everyone else.
One minute later:
Israel bombs Iran
Iran bombs Israel
Trump: “I know nothing about that”
Market Manipulation
The kicked hornets nest doesn’t care if you stop kicking.
You remember when Putin was lining up troops on Ukraine border but insisting he wasn’t going to invade? Trump is lining up little green men in the Middle East right now, and telling the media lies. Just my opinion on all of this.
Until we hear it from the Iranians I don’t believe it. Sad when you think about it.
Maybe he saw the Lego movie Iran produced?
Typical Trump he acts like he knows what he’s doing, fucks things up, then turns and runs away and claims victory.
He accomplished nothing and spent billions of our tax dollars resulting higher prices for us.
Unfortunately he doesn’t pay higher prices (in fact, he always makes more money for himself and his friends while fucking things up) then deflects.
He’s annouced the war has been won 14 times already and will say the same again tomorrow.
Ah yes, pump the market into Friday close just to reverse it as soon as the market closes with news of, “No Ceasefire in Iran, US and Israel to continue bombing campaign”
After the markets close, duh.
It does seem Israel would know what Trump is doing before Trump or anyone else does…
Man, we haven’t won a war this well since Vietnam
The amount of looting this administration is doing is unbelievable and will be studied for the rest of this country’s history.
And they are right in your face about it knowing the common man won’t do anything to stop it.
Our government has collapsed and they are milking this cow dry before the crash.
Yep, Friday just before trading ends then it will be back on Tuesady after he tells all his pals what to buy.
Has someone told Iran about it?
I thought the war was already over and won 8 times now?