„yes mark, this metaverse of yours sounds like a splendid idea!“
iamatoad_ama on
Perhaps an AI agent to help him be human.
devilmind7 on
Pretty sure the AI agent will sound more human than Zuck.
76vangel on
Please ai, I sometimes feel not inhuman, criminal or greedy enough. Please help me overcome such pathetic impulses as compassion or kindness.
OneBodyProblematic on
Clark Suckaturd is a waste of dihydrogen monoxide cycles and carbon
hornetjockey on
The guy that got really lucky when he stole a social network from his friend in college and hasn’t had a single good idea on his own since? That guy?
ZanthrinGamer on
Talk about training your replacement, ceo would be such a simple position to automate.
A_Pointy_Rock on
Mark Zukerbot ™
Potential-Friend-133 on
this man is extremely insecure.
Investolas on
Someone needs to figure this AGI shit out quick.
david1610 on
I feel for the ai.
– What is my purpose?
– You pass butter.
– Oh my god
nobody1701d on
Can’t be much worse than Mark himself
chris5070 on
It worked so well for the CEO of Krafton. Go for it Zuck,
Sweet_Concept2211 on
So his decisions are going to make even less sense and be even more hit-or-miss – but he will be more confident than ever that they are based upon God-mode ideas.
VincentNacon on
Step 1: Fire yourself.
JudasHungHimself on
Just retire already.
Neither_Amoeba_5002 on
MZ- Zuckbot. How can I be douchier?
ZB- not possible.
MZ- will metaverse rebound?
ZB- not possible!
vessel_for_the_soul on
So we all can be ceo’s?
Impossible_Truth_629 on
Real question is whether he’ll listen to it when it disagrees with him
Agitated_Ad6191 on
And then he finds out that his new AI friend doesn’t really wanna play with him. Nobody really wants to be friends with him other than take advantage of his money. But even AI will see that he’s a nasty human being with a dark heart.
Imagine being one of the richest people around and all the great and goid things he could do for mankind. What is it with all these billionaires that are trying to be the most evil person around. Thiel, Musk, Ellison, Zuckerberg… it’s mind boggling really. Together they could put tgeir wealth and energy to end wars, end hunger, end poverty. How cool is that?
StrDstChsr34 on
Great. Thank goodness the Zuck is replacing himself.
StrDstChsr34 on
Spoiler Alert – CEO’s will actually be the first to replaced by AI since they do the least work.
Victuz on
To be fair, it wouldn’t actually be that difficult to make an ai assistant that’s a better CEO than him, you could probably just has cleverbot from 10 years ago now that I think about it.
MalaproposMalefactor on
10 PRINT „STOP GOING ALL IN ON VR!!!“: GOTO 10
Gibber_jab on
Silicon Valley was a documentary
Guilty-Mix-7629 on
So question: if they insistingly claim their work is worth the millions/billions they get paid for and then AI is doing their job in their regards, why exactly are they getting paid such amounts again?
Also, remember when people were telling us that we need billionaires because they create jobs for everyone else?
Iceman_B on
If this was like Jarvis/Friday, then yeah. But it’s not, is it?
North-Professor-9876 on
Lord knows he could use the help
Beneficial_Dealer549 on
This is what we mean when we say agents calling agents.
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I wonder what version this next one will be?
„yes mark, this metaverse of yours sounds like a splendid idea!“
Perhaps an AI agent to help him be human.
Pretty sure the AI agent will sound more human than Zuck.
Please ai, I sometimes feel not inhuman, criminal or greedy enough. Please help me overcome such pathetic impulses as compassion or kindness.
Clark Suckaturd is a waste of dihydrogen monoxide cycles and carbon
The guy that got really lucky when he stole a social network from his friend in college and hasn’t had a single good idea on his own since? That guy?
Talk about training your replacement, ceo would be such a simple position to automate.
Mark Zukerbot ™
this man is extremely insecure.
Someone needs to figure this AGI shit out quick.
I feel for the ai.
– What is my purpose?
– You pass butter.
– Oh my god
Can’t be much worse than Mark himself
It worked so well for the CEO of Krafton. Go for it Zuck,
So his decisions are going to make even less sense and be even more hit-or-miss – but he will be more confident than ever that they are based upon God-mode ideas.
Step 1: Fire yourself.
Just retire already.
MZ- Zuckbot. How can I be douchier?
ZB- not possible.
MZ- will metaverse rebound?
ZB- not possible!
So we all can be ceo’s?
Real question is whether he’ll listen to it when it disagrees with him
And then he finds out that his new AI friend doesn’t really wanna play with him. Nobody really wants to be friends with him other than take advantage of his money. But even AI will see that he’s a nasty human being with a dark heart.
Imagine being one of the richest people around and all the great and goid things he could do for mankind. What is it with all these billionaires that are trying to be the most evil person around. Thiel, Musk, Ellison, Zuckerberg… it’s mind boggling really. Together they could put tgeir wealth and energy to end wars, end hunger, end poverty. How cool is that?
Great. Thank goodness the Zuck is replacing himself.
Spoiler Alert – CEO’s will actually be the first to replaced by AI since they do the least work.
To be fair, it wouldn’t actually be that difficult to make an ai assistant that’s a better CEO than him, you could probably just has cleverbot from 10 years ago now that I think about it.
10 PRINT „STOP GOING ALL IN ON VR!!!“: GOTO 10
Silicon Valley was a documentary
So question: if they insistingly claim their work is worth the millions/billions they get paid for and then AI is doing their job in their regards, why exactly are they getting paid such amounts again?
Also, remember when people were telling us that we need billionaires because they create jobs for everyone else?
If this was like Jarvis/Friday, then yeah. But it’s not, is it?
Lord knows he could use the help
This is what we mean when we say agents calling agents.