In einer Studie auf den Bahamas wurden Haie positiv auf Kokain und Koffein getestet
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/sharks-test-positive-for-cocaine-and-caffiene-in-bahamas-study-3338930/
In einer Studie auf den Bahamas wurden Haie positiv auf Kokain und Koffein getestet
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/sharks-test-positive-for-cocaine-and-caffiene-in-bahamas-study-3338930/
14 Kommentare
Didn’t know sharks were chill like that
I’ve never thought about having cocaine with my morning brew. Thank you sharks for bringing me up in these dark times.
The sequel to Cocaine Bear is writing itself
What? Y’all didn’t know about that Starbucks and Cocaine Corner at the bottom of the ocean?
Great so now we have to worry about ***coked-up*** sharknados?
Finally some good news in this hellish world
They really know how to party down there!
Cocaine shark do doo do do do-doo
Probably escaped from a local marine biology research lab.
No wonder the human attack frequency has went up so much
Who did the study? As I avoid the ocean, I will be okay. But, the person who researches cocaine in sharks scares me.
The phrase „Sharks test positive for cocaine and caffiene in Bahamas study“ is already a strong headline. I would mainly want to know the sample size and the likely contamination route before treating it as a broad statement about the wider shark population.
Dexerto misspelling caffeine is pretty fun. It doesn’t detract from the study, but it is pretty wild they can’t be bothered to spell check their article headline.
Hmm … looks like a job for …
Narc Shark!