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    Was stimmt nicht mit Pete Hegseth?

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    2. fairoaks2 on

      He’s a Saturday morning TV host playing with a huge army for an audience of one.

    3. Ok_Character_5532 on

      I was gonna say it’d be easier to list what *isn’t* wrong with him, but then I realized there is nothing good or redeemable about him to begin with.

    5. berlin_got_blurry on

      Drunk tv guy with serious masculinity issues who got the keys to the Cadillac

    7. crom-dubh on

      He’s a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he’s so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.

    9. KingMario05 on

      No tact, no experience, no smarts, no values other than loyalty. And now twelve Americans *so far* are coming home in boxes because of this raging little bitch. The end, no notes.

      The Defense Department, or War Department, or whatever the fuck it’s called next week, cannot take this any longer. President Trump must remove Hegseth without delay. Enough.

    10. Commercial-East4069 on

      He drinks so much that his penis no longer works and he has to compensate by cosplaying what he sees as a tough guy?

    11. TarheelFr06 on

      He’s an alcoholic and a deranged psychopath who also happens to be incredibly unintelligent. Next question?

    12. Notchibald_Johnson on

      He’s a Christian/White nationalist TV show host with a alcohol issue and a fear of being called gay so he cosplays as a big tough alpha.

    13. marcusmosh on

      He’s a fox TV host. Everything is performative bullshit propaganda with no substance.

    14. areappreciated on

      The dude’s role model his entire life has been Biff. From Google: a belligerent and dim-witted bully who harasses Marty McFly and his family across different time periods, often using intimidation or cheating to get what he wants

    18. Reduntu on

      Hot take: He’s a closeted and deeply ashamed homosexual, trying to portray himself as the most straight-christian-manly-man possible out of his deeply rooted insecurity.

      Basically Mac from IASIP.

    20. Surturiel on

      He’s a small, insecure man. Just like his boss/daddy. But in one aspect, he’s even worse than Trump: he’s a zealot. Just like Miller.

    21. North-Outside-5815 on

      He’s a fragile, insecure man-child, trying to act macho and „be in charge“.

      He sells a weak and stupid man’s idea of what a strong man behaves like.

    22. Potential_Pen_8542 on

      A serious inferiority complex blended into an existing case of male toxicity…. Who hurt you, Pete?

    23. Same-Dependent2111 on

      He’s a man child and when it boils down to he is deeply insecure of other men. He has alpha male syndrome but he’s actually a beta cuck

    25. Anxious-Answer5367 on

      Toxic cocktail of unresolved fear and rage. He considers love a weakness.

    30. Plzlaw4me on

      He doesn’t fundamentally understand his job. Functionally, his job is to ensure that our troops have equipment, gear, ammo, food, water, etc. and to coordinate with our allies. Basically he is here to do boring shit that is one of the biggest deciding of factors of every armed conflict in history.

      The problem is, he doesn’t have experience in logistics and military diplomacy, and he is only interested in the “cool” aspects of war like explosions and shooting people (putting aside it’s not cool IRL). He got his job by being a willing propagandist and suck up. The problem is, wars aren’t decided by propaganda (though it is a tool to be used), it’s decided by what’s actually happening, and no amount of sucking up can unfuck the war with Iran. He is woefully unqualified, he’s getting people killed, and he likely knows that once he becomes a political liability he’s going under the wheels of a bus metaphorical bus. If he were smart, he would accept a blanket pardon from Trump for whatever crimes he committed, and resign before MAGA turns on him.

    32. theromingnome on

      Toxic masculinity, fragile ego, alcoholism, frat bro mentality. Take your pick.

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