Just in time for fuckstick Ellison to never be personally affected by it
What a massive dick
BasicallyFake on
I dont really see how this wont always be the case. Building physical locations is always going to be slower than tech advancement.
copperblood on
Perfect time to overpay for Warner Bros too!
AmethystOrator on
> Oracle reports fiscal third-quarter results on Tuesday, and investors will be paying close to how the company addresses a $50 billion capital expenditure plan with negative free cash flow, and whether the financing pipeline can hold up.
They should be, but will they?
AtraVenator on
Let them cook. Like Enron everything thinks it’s too big to fail. We will see.
loyalcattledog on
The recent news of mass layoffs of ~30,000 represent 18.5% of the Oracle workforce worldwide
dope_star on
„The mismatch between how fast chips improve and how long data centers take to build poses a risk to the entire AI infrastructure trade.“
Does the author realize a Data center is not built with the chips in it, it’s just a building with power and air conditioning? If it finishes a year later you can put newer chips in it. It’s like an empty computer case. You put what you want inside. You can even pull out things and replace them with newer stuff.
Smith6612 on
Guess this means they’ll be going after businesses for people on the Guest Wi-Fi downloading VirtualBox Guest Additions again… and keep people stuck on Java 8 because of the licensing requirements of Oracle JRE11+
minus_minus on
Oracle is trying to sell shovels during the gold rush not realizing Google, Meta and Microsoft are already running massive open pit mines. OpenAI as a commercial concern was always a dead end against those behemoths.
not-a-co-conspirator on
This title insults executives far harder than you think.
Internally Oracle is a dinosaur. They JUST started migrating corporate users to O365 late last year. In fact they made Cerner migrate off O365 to Oracles in house nothingness, telling everyone that used Planner to just export to spreadsheets, just to turn around and make them migrate to Oracle’s O365 tenant a year later.
What an absolute clusterfuck of decision making.
GainOk7506 on
Brutal headline lmao
turb0_encapsulator on
The next President should ban Oracle from all government contracts.
Pitiful-Opposite3714 on
Fuck Oracle. They have your health data too fyi
Relative-Freedom-295 on
Using your tax dollars.
ElGuano on
What a burn.
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Just in time for fuckstick Ellison to never be personally affected by it
What a massive dick
I dont really see how this wont always be the case. Building physical locations is always going to be slower than tech advancement.
Perfect time to overpay for Warner Bros too!
> Oracle reports fiscal third-quarter results on Tuesday, and investors will be paying close to how the company addresses a $50 billion capital expenditure plan with negative free cash flow, and whether the financing pipeline can hold up.
They should be, but will they?
Let them cook. Like Enron everything thinks it’s too big to fail. We will see.
The recent news of mass layoffs of ~30,000 represent 18.5% of the Oracle workforce worldwide
„The mismatch between how fast chips improve and how long data centers take to build poses a risk to the entire AI infrastructure trade.“
Does the author realize a Data center is not built with the chips in it, it’s just a building with power and air conditioning? If it finishes a year later you can put newer chips in it. It’s like an empty computer case. You put what you want inside. You can even pull out things and replace them with newer stuff.
Guess this means they’ll be going after businesses for people on the Guest Wi-Fi downloading VirtualBox Guest Additions again… and keep people stuck on Java 8 because of the licensing requirements of Oracle JRE11+
Oracle is trying to sell shovels during the gold rush not realizing Google, Meta and Microsoft are already running massive open pit mines. OpenAI as a commercial concern was always a dead end against those behemoths.
This title insults executives far harder than you think.
Internally Oracle is a dinosaur. They JUST started migrating corporate users to O365 late last year. In fact they made Cerner migrate off O365 to Oracles in house nothingness, telling everyone that used Planner to just export to spreadsheets, just to turn around and make them migrate to Oracle’s O365 tenant a year later.
What an absolute clusterfuck of decision making.
Brutal headline lmao
The next President should ban Oracle from all government contracts.
Fuck Oracle. They have your health data too fyi
Using your tax dollars.
What a burn.