>There are, of course, no known cases of companies requiring or forcing employees to be microchipped right now.
Yeah I didn’t think so. Because that would be a major wtf news if it existed.
mjconver on
I thought we were all microchipped when we got Covid vaccines
PonasSumushtinis on
Excuse me America, wtf?
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rocketwikkit on
This is up there with Florida banning chemtrails. Like, ok then, I guess. Can you also ban exploding after eating pop rocks and coke?
edit: shit, I angered the chemtrail dorks. I better go buy some tin foil!
benkenobi5 on
I’m glad they’re working so hard to solve problems that don’t exist, instead of… you know, solving ones that do exist
NMe84 on
Wouldn’t this already be illegal because of all kinds of bodily autonomy related laws?
tabrizzi on
Why would any employer even consider doing that?
MrBillClintone on
What the fuck? Employers are doing this?
dcsmith707 on
This should be on r/nottheonion
welestgw on
This wasn’t a concern I had, but now I do.
JSmith666 on
The work must be important and mysterious
XDon_TacoX on
wait, so that is legal right now?
JFeth on
Is this a problem I am not aware of?
epicfail1994 on
….this isnt already illegal?
theweirdball on
Preemptive legislation is a good thing
Csabika_ on
It is reserved till Windows 12 will require flock cam anal probe chipping age verification. Then it will be mandatory by law. They only want to prevent premature actors on the market.
justjoshingu on
Here’s your work badge. Keep it with you at all times. Without it,theres a 25$ access fee. Theres a 200$ replacement fee for the first one and $250 for additional. Safety and security is our priority . This is for your safety and security.
Good news. We have the option for a new system of nfc badge enhancement . never lose your badge again. Its an (optional) system that can make logging in, opening computer, or even ordering from the lunch room at a wave of your hand. Integrate your life and customize your apps at any work station. All without digging thru your pockets. A technician clinic can set this implant at a place of your choosing in one of 5 predetermined and easy to access locations. This cost is a one time fee of $75 but act NOW and this fee will be waved for the first 200 team members . Use this new feature at the gym or for a healthy snacks in our commissary 5 times and receive your automatic health credits! (optional $125 in Bonus compensation if you opt in to full expanded package that includes your health benefit information)
Extra( fliers showing the dangers of leaving your work badge and getting hacked. No one is going to hack your arm)
Look we NEVER MADE them do it, they chose to.
StealyEyedSecMan on
Companies are 100% making and using chips implanted in humans already…this has been going on for years.
I haven’t heard of the „forced“ part, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s been discussed to the point lawmakers decided to be clear.
That we even need to legislate this is scary. I realize it’s not common now, but clearly they see something coming in the horizon.
Xal-t on
This world’s fucked up😂
🎶🎵 VIVA LA VASECTOMY 🎵🎶
Comprehensive_Ad6598 on
I don’t hate this. It might get the pentecostals to shut the fuck up about the “mark of the beast” 😅
thepervertedromantic on
Meanwhile California is mandating operating systems provide your age range to anything that asks for it…
LeadingRegion7183 on
Why would the corpos bother to chip employees? Don’t their cell phones provide as much info as a chip would? (not quite snark)
antaresiv on
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!!!
iam_Mr_McGibblets on
I never thought that something like that would have to be made into law, but yeah I guess so
Sartan4455 on
I work for a company that not only requires badging in, but requires I have a work phone. They control that work phone 100% and it requires full location and internet access at all times. If it loses it I get emails and warnings about it. We are already microchipped just without the chip part. I keep it as separate a possible. Some work colleagues have it as their work and personal phone. We are pretty damn close to being chipped.
GorditaPeaches on
I’m sorry who’s chipping their employees?
MaybeTheDoctor on
So 5G Covid vaccines was real all along. ?
DanTheMan827 on
Forcing a vaccine is one thing, but forcing an implant raises so many concerns and questions.
Offering it as an option for door locks or authentication? I guess maybe?
On that note though… an NFC tag in the right (or left) hand combined with a reader in the computer mouse would be an incredibly convenient way to login.
HolyMoleyGuacamoly on
ahhh i didn’t know this was a concern
blackakainu on
Human pet chips?
AbsoIum on
This sounds more preemptive than anything else.
GamerGramps62 on
No one is even doing this
Fake_William_Shatner on
“Forcibly.”
People should not be able to sell, loan or give away rights or they inevitably won’t have any.
Buy a smart TV. Try and use it without giving away your privacy.
Interview for a job. All the other prospects are willing to give up their rights. Why not you?
You have a choice; submit or live in a cave.
WaveyMenace on
Finally Washington does something that makes sense
Isaccard on
Its microchipped or AI replacement huh
GrinningDisaster on
What in the Severance…
Happy-door-handle on
You can’t make this shit up
Happy-door-handle on
r/nottheonion
tedshor on
The so-called Evangelicals should fight this as it the description fits pretty close to what is in the Bible described as „the Beast’s mark“ (Revelation 13:16–18). Of course, in the beginning it is just marketed a „security device“ then as one additional method of authentication in generalthen , and a payment tag, until it is the **only** way to sell and buy with when all CCs and cash money are made illegal „due to safety issues“.
dubsdread on
Justice for K9 Union employees
stardog_champ13 on
Welp…didn’t know that was a concern I should have. Thanks.
Darkroomist on
Employers all over the country: “you mean we can do that!?!”
AduroTri on
Very futurama-y here.
KeaboUltra on
Fucking what? These headlines are super clickbait, I’ll be damned if some company I temporarily work for is microchipping me
HookLeg on
They don’t have to. They can have you install an app on your phone to monitor you. Unless the bill is crafted well enough to anticipate that and similar work-arounds.
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>There are, of course, no known cases of companies requiring or forcing employees to be microchipped right now.
Yeah I didn’t think so. Because that would be a major wtf news if it existed.
I thought we were all microchipped when we got Covid vaccines
Excuse me America, wtf?
[deleted]
This is up there with Florida banning chemtrails. Like, ok then, I guess. Can you also ban exploding after eating pop rocks and coke?
edit: shit, I angered the chemtrail dorks. I better go buy some tin foil!
I’m glad they’re working so hard to solve problems that don’t exist, instead of… you know, solving ones that do exist
Wouldn’t this already be illegal because of all kinds of bodily autonomy related laws?
Why would any employer even consider doing that?
What the fuck? Employers are doing this?
This should be on r/nottheonion
This wasn’t a concern I had, but now I do.
The work must be important and mysterious
wait, so that is legal right now?
Is this a problem I am not aware of?
….this isnt already illegal?
Preemptive legislation is a good thing
It is reserved till Windows 12 will require flock cam anal probe chipping age verification. Then it will be mandatory by law. They only want to prevent premature actors on the market.
Here’s your work badge. Keep it with you at all times. Without it,theres a 25$ access fee. Theres a 200$ replacement fee for the first one and $250 for additional. Safety and security is our priority . This is for your safety and security.
Good news. We have the option for a new system of nfc badge enhancement . never lose your badge again. Its an (optional) system that can make logging in, opening computer, or even ordering from the lunch room at a wave of your hand. Integrate your life and customize your apps at any work station. All without digging thru your pockets. A technician clinic can set this implant at a place of your choosing in one of 5 predetermined and easy to access locations. This cost is a one time fee of $75 but act NOW and this fee will be waved for the first 200 team members . Use this new feature at the gym or for a healthy snacks in our commissary 5 times and receive your automatic health credits! (optional $125 in Bonus compensation if you opt in to full expanded package that includes your health benefit information)
Extra( fliers showing the dangers of leaving your work badge and getting hacked. No one is going to hack your arm)
Look we NEVER MADE them do it, they chose to.
Companies are 100% making and using chips implanted in humans already…this has been going on for years.
I haven’t heard of the „forced“ part, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s been discussed to the point lawmakers decided to be clear.
The fact that this has to be a thing is wild
[Lumon Industries shaking right now.](https://instagram.com/lumonindustries)
Finally regulation getting ahead of technology.
That we even need to legislate this is scary. I realize it’s not common now, but clearly they see something coming in the horizon.
This world’s fucked up😂
🎶🎵 VIVA LA VASECTOMY 🎵🎶
I don’t hate this. It might get the pentecostals to shut the fuck up about the “mark of the beast” 😅
Meanwhile California is mandating operating systems provide your age range to anything that asks for it…
Why would the corpos bother to chip employees? Don’t their cell phones provide as much info as a chip would? (not quite snark)
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!!!
I never thought that something like that would have to be made into law, but yeah I guess so
I work for a company that not only requires badging in, but requires I have a work phone. They control that work phone 100% and it requires full location and internet access at all times. If it loses it I get emails and warnings about it. We are already microchipped just without the chip part. I keep it as separate a possible. Some work colleagues have it as their work and personal phone. We are pretty damn close to being chipped.
I’m sorry who’s chipping their employees?
So 5G Covid vaccines was real all along. ?
Forcing a vaccine is one thing, but forcing an implant raises so many concerns and questions.
Offering it as an option for door locks or authentication? I guess maybe?
On that note though… an NFC tag in the right (or left) hand combined with a reader in the computer mouse would be an incredibly convenient way to login.
ahhh i didn’t know this was a concern
Human pet chips?
This sounds more preemptive than anything else.
No one is even doing this
“Forcibly.”
People should not be able to sell, loan or give away rights or they inevitably won’t have any.
Buy a smart TV. Try and use it without giving away your privacy.
Interview for a job. All the other prospects are willing to give up their rights. Why not you?
You have a choice; submit or live in a cave.
Finally Washington does something that makes sense
Its microchipped or AI replacement huh
What in the Severance…
You can’t make this shit up
r/nottheonion
The so-called Evangelicals should fight this as it the description fits pretty close to what is in the Bible described as „the Beast’s mark“ (Revelation 13:16–18). Of course, in the beginning it is just marketed a „security device“ then as one additional method of authentication in generalthen , and a payment tag, until it is the **only** way to sell and buy with when all CCs and cash money are made illegal „due to safety issues“.
Justice for K9 Union employees
Welp…didn’t know that was a concern I should have. Thanks.
Employers all over the country: “you mean we can do that!?!”
Very futurama-y here.
Fucking what? These headlines are super clickbait, I’ll be damned if some company I temporarily work for is microchipping me
They don’t have to. They can have you install an app on your phone to monitor you. Unless the bill is crafted well enough to anticipate that and similar work-arounds.