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    Entwurf der Website von Barron Trump startet, während die USA den Iran angreifen

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    1. GoodMornEveGoodNight on

      Crazy because back in the medieval days aristocratic sons would jump in line to lead the armies

    4. bagjoe on

      He already has a Russian girlfriend. In case that ever created a conflict. Which it won’t.

    5. Future-Guarantee-573 on

      If in some imaginary world, this little shit actually uniformed up, you know damn well it will be in some cushy, far away from danger administrative job.

    6. AntoniaFauci on

      Somewhere, Dr. Phil is forging a medical record saying Barron has transitory bone spurs.

    9. Top_Reveal_847 on

      I mean, soon they’ll figure out „enlisting“ him and keeping him as far from danger as possible while still close enough for photo ops is top tier propaganda.

      The British Royal family learned that lesson centuries ago.

    11. pleasegivemepatience on

      But he’s too tall, and he has bone spurs, and he’s Melania’s emotional support animal…

    15. BlondeBorednBaked on

      If Trump cared about his kids this would really get under his skin.

    17. flyinsdog on

      This whole effort is doomed to fail. It’s based on the false presumption that Trump gives a shit about his kid.

    20. Desperate-Hearing-55 on

      Military have height limit at 6,8 on most roles. Barron just make the cut with 6,9. Always something with whole Trumps family who never served the military.

    23. Bosworth02 on

      I assume that part of a speech would go something like, “As you know Barron is very tall, really very tall…. He walks up to me and I say, wow, this guy is really tall. I’m tall as you all know but he’s even taller. And very smart, he’s got a brain like…. You would not believe the brain he has…. He came up to me after the first strike and said, dad I want to fight. I said Barron, generals have been fighting over you, begging me, please President Trump let us have Barron. He could do what it takes two or three men to do. And he’s got a helluva brain that Barron. I said nothing would make me prouder…. Nothing would make me prouder. But you’re just too damn tall. But what do you all think, maybe I should write an executive order to expand the height limits.”

    27. Oceanbreeze871 on

      Even if he did enlist, they’d put him in as a band assistant or something so far away from combat. He’d serve in like Monaco or some place fancy and safe and get the Medal of Honor for crossing the street without his mom.

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