[OC] Eine Frühstückskarte basierend auf den Verhältnissen von Milch, Eiern und Mehl
Von moultano
[OC] Eine Frühstückskarte basierend auf den Verhältnissen von Milch, Eiern und Mehl
Von moultano
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I collected the data from recipes on the internet in this [spreadsheet](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cY5CwTV91IhfPQZkB-XmeGr79diDmxvvZaVomeTciPM/edit?gid=0#gid=0) and plotted it with matplotlib, using the mpltern library. Here’s my [code](https://colab.research.google.com/drive/15s9j_bSInYoDKXDArH3LpVhL50Hl5gRZ#scrollTo=cK8NmhoZz5T0).
On my blog there’s a [satirical writeup](https://moultano.wordpress.com/2026/02/22/the-hunt-for-dark-breakfast/) of the process of making this, and its consequences, particularly IHOP’s transgression into the Dark Breakfast Abyss.
FAQ:
* Ratios are based on weight.
* Cream and buttermilk were both counted as milk, but butter and cheese were not.
* I only included breakfasts that customarily start with flour, milk, and eggs, not those which start with bread, which excludes french toast. If it were included it would appear in the low middle center.
i feel like this is the first and only time a color gradient has been appropriate for a chart background. A+
How is an omelette more egg than scrambled egg?
Dan Bing included! We made it, guys.
I’m sorry to be THAT guy, but Kaiserschmarrn is definitely not a breakfast 🙂
Quiche, scones and eggnog for breakfast?
Ah yes…my preferred breakfast of Eggnog.
„I can’t stand breakfast. It’s just constant eggs. Why? Who decided?“ — Carolyn, Killing Eve
Pedologists: this looks vaguely familiar
Are you guys out here making quiche with more milk than egg? Am I crazy? Milk is like 10% of the mix, egg the other 90%, then add filling.
Who’s getting busy in the bottom right? That’s a lot of stuff comparably!
Yoghurt is a better fit that’s cafe latte?
useless data is useless date
Ll cool J taught us all that adding milk to your scrambled eggs is a BIG FUCKING MISTAKE
The absence of hard boiled eggs, which are just eggs, is baffling.
How have I gone this long in life without realizing Quiche and Quiche Filling were totally different meals?
I feel like this might’ve been better if it had four axis and the fourth one was butter. The omission of any pastries is wild to me.
How is a drink „breakfast“ – but only 1 drink. What about a glass of milk?
i know like four of these words. what language is this?