What the actual fuck are microplastics doing to our brains?
TriggerHydrant on
Next up: in microwaves, washing machines and cars!
Belsekar on
Man, legislators have been trying to stop kids from looking at porn since playboy in the 70s. Then it was internet blockers at the home or in highschool. Porn finds a way. It’s a waste of time, kids will find a way.
128G on
How are you going to implement that hahaha
doxx-o-matic on
The Karen’s in Colorado need to mind their own fu*king business.
MentalDisintegrat1on on
And there it is folks. What everyone said was going to happen.
tingulz on
Honestly, fuck implementing any of this bullshit. It has nothing to do with protecting kids and everything to do with government control.
bascule on
Let’s just embed a government-issued cryptographic key into your spine
paul_33 on
Why we listening to ANY moralizing from conservatives? They’ve been grossly exposed. Just say fuck off and move on. You don’t get to have a pedo nazi president then pretend to care about morals.
daxophoneme on
Why don’t they go after the human traffickers, instead? Oh, wait. Who are the human traffickers?
ActivityIcy4926 on
If an OS is verified for an adult and a kid uses it, doesn’t that completely defeat the point?
Slight-Scallion-6844 on
I’ll just revert to finding magazines in the woods
Cloud_Matrix on
How about parents do their fucking job rather than trying to get Colorado to morph into some kind of digital nanny state?
If you can’t be bothered to moderate your child’s internet usage, maybe you should go live in a Amish community, or maybe you aren’t fit to be a parent.
SgathTriallair on
This has absolutely nothing to do with porn. They want to force every person to install government issued spyware on your computer. The Feds won’t even have to go looking for anti-party speech, your computer will just narc on you for saying mean things about Trump.
The fact that any living human is supporting this is insane.
RedShiftedTime on
Christians spend more time thinking about other people’s genitals more than anyone else in the entire world.
dcy123 on
Hello linux my old friend.
Angelic_Doom on
„Age Verification“ is their new way of saying we want to ID all your traffic.
D-S-S-R on
Can they just fuck off
TaosMesaRat on
Hear me out: we block boomers from logging on Facebook
tabrizzi on
>The bill calls for the device owner to register their birthdate or age, but for the purposes of creating an “age bracket,” which can then be shared to an app developer through an API to learn their age range, according to BiometricUpdate.com.
>The bill comes from state Sen. Matt Ball and Rep. Amy Paschal, both Democrats. Ball seems to view his measure as pro-privacy and as a way to stop kids from downloading adult-oriented apps. “No personal information is communicated that you could use to identify somebody; it’s just an age bracket signal,”
Pointless exercise.
hornetjockey on
Kiss my balls, Colorado. They’re just going to turn people like me into criminals because there is no fucking way I’m doing that.
oldirishfart on
Putting aside the “why”… it is better to store an age-verification proof locally encrypted with an OS api that just informs a website that the age check is ok or not, rather than uploading photo ID to many websites and apps for them to be hacked and stolen à la Discord.
Of course the “why” is all about tying individuals to their online activity for restricting freedoms and tightening control over the citizenry.
phileat on
_Linux enters the chat_.
DingleDangleTangle on
Both democrats pushing for it. Wow how sad.
haroldthehampster on
Identity verification. Fixed it for you.
onthe3rdlifealready on
Wtf Colorado… I guess no state is a bastion of hope anymore. Welp guess I’ll kms
cajunjoel on
Do you want big brother? Because this is how you get big brother.
lordvitamin on
This is all about monetization and control. Control the access to the information and services you approve to sell to them.
We’re way past the point where “what about the children?” has weight, with the constant and ongoing high profile child-related scandals, usually by the very politicians that push these types of agendas.
BlackshirtDefense on
Rare footage of every legislature deliberating bills that concern technology:
Let me guess, I’ll need to buy a license for each OS version based on the ages of people in my house?
And by „buy,“ I mean „subscribe“
Old-Information3311 on
Soon you will have to give your id to every website that allows you to post, message, comment, or upload content. The data of what every one is doing online will be given to companies like palantir who will use it for mass surveilance, cambridge analytica style political manipulation, and creating lists of the people they find to be subversive.
Palantir is already helping ice create lists of potential immigrants to be targeted.
GoblinTwerk on
There is 0% chance this would ever get implemented in Linux. Microsoft on the other hand, I can totally see them going along with this. Not that the implementation would make any sense. The stated purpose of it isn’t the actual reason though ofc
BLewis4050 on
How about just making parents do their job!
aquarain on
We can’t even do security at the operating system level.
I know. Implants. We give everyone an implant with their Human Number…
CrimsonHeretic on
And this is why we need lawmakers to not be geriatric dipshits.
Chainmale001 on
Go. Fuck. Your. Self. Colorado.
mtbjay10 on
this is very big brother. in order to do this you’re giving up personal data like an ID or face scan. Discord is trying this and it’s not good
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Ahahahahaahah no.
What the actual fuck are microplastics doing to our brains?
Next up: in microwaves, washing machines and cars!
Man, legislators have been trying to stop kids from looking at porn since playboy in the 70s. Then it was internet blockers at the home or in highschool. Porn finds a way. It’s a waste of time, kids will find a way.
How are you going to implement that hahaha
The Karen’s in Colorado need to mind their own fu*king business.
And there it is folks. What everyone said was going to happen.
Honestly, fuck implementing any of this bullshit. It has nothing to do with protecting kids and everything to do with government control.
Let’s just embed a government-issued cryptographic key into your spine
Why we listening to ANY moralizing from conservatives? They’ve been grossly exposed. Just say fuck off and move on. You don’t get to have a pedo nazi president then pretend to care about morals.
Why don’t they go after the human traffickers, instead? Oh, wait. Who are the human traffickers?
If an OS is verified for an adult and a kid uses it, doesn’t that completely defeat the point?
I’ll just revert to finding magazines in the woods
How about parents do their fucking job rather than trying to get Colorado to morph into some kind of digital nanny state?
If you can’t be bothered to moderate your child’s internet usage, maybe you should go live in a Amish community, or maybe you aren’t fit to be a parent.
This has absolutely nothing to do with porn. They want to force every person to install government issued spyware on your computer. The Feds won’t even have to go looking for anti-party speech, your computer will just narc on you for saying mean things about Trump.
The fact that any living human is supporting this is insane.
Christians spend more time thinking about other people’s genitals more than anyone else in the entire world.
Hello linux my old friend.
„Age Verification“ is their new way of saying we want to ID all your traffic.
Can they just fuck off
Hear me out: we block boomers from logging on Facebook
>The bill calls for the device owner to register their birthdate or age, but for the purposes of creating an “age bracket,” which can then be shared to an app developer through an API to learn their age range, according to BiometricUpdate.com.
>The bill comes from state Sen. Matt Ball and Rep. Amy Paschal, both Democrats. Ball seems to view his measure as pro-privacy and as a way to stop kids from downloading adult-oriented apps. “No personal information is communicated that you could use to identify somebody; it’s just an age bracket signal,”
Pointless exercise.
Kiss my balls, Colorado. They’re just going to turn people like me into criminals because there is no fucking way I’m doing that.
Putting aside the “why”… it is better to store an age-verification proof locally encrypted with an OS api that just informs a website that the age check is ok or not, rather than uploading photo ID to many websites and apps for them to be hacked and stolen à la Discord.
Of course the “why” is all about tying individuals to their online activity for restricting freedoms and tightening control over the citizenry.
_Linux enters the chat_.
Both democrats pushing for it. Wow how sad.
Identity verification. Fixed it for you.
Wtf Colorado… I guess no state is a bastion of hope anymore. Welp guess I’ll kms
Do you want big brother? Because this is how you get big brother.
This is all about monetization and control. Control the access to the information and services you approve to sell to them.
We’re way past the point where “what about the children?” has weight, with the constant and ongoing high profile child-related scandals, usually by the very politicians that push these types of agendas.
Rare footage of every legislature deliberating bills that concern technology:
https://youtu.be/gZEdDMQZaCU?si=BK0_HU4q7spNa-ZT
Get. Fucked.
Let me guess, I’ll need to buy a license for each OS version based on the ages of people in my house?
And by „buy,“ I mean „subscribe“
Soon you will have to give your id to every website that allows you to post, message, comment, or upload content. The data of what every one is doing online will be given to companies like palantir who will use it for mass surveilance, cambridge analytica style political manipulation, and creating lists of the people they find to be subversive.
Palantir is already helping ice create lists of potential immigrants to be targeted.
There is 0% chance this would ever get implemented in Linux. Microsoft on the other hand, I can totally see them going along with this. Not that the implementation would make any sense. The stated purpose of it isn’t the actual reason though ofc
How about just making parents do their job!
We can’t even do security at the operating system level.
I know. Implants. We give everyone an implant with their Human Number…
And this is why we need lawmakers to not be geriatric dipshits.
Go. Fuck. Your. Self. Colorado.
this is very big brother. in order to do this you’re giving up personal data like an ID or face scan. Discord is trying this and it’s not good