Tomorrow. Russias fertility now 5.0, great success!!
freerangepops on
Everyone working at the US Bureau of Labor Statistics take note
LifeArrow on
That will solve all the problems :DDDDDD
Interesting-Post9811 on
Because that’s a normal completely sane response.
NyriasNeo on
Wow .. at least the guy does not have to jump out of a tall building „voluntarily“.
Svenlem on
Perhaps not sending their young men to war could improve things? Just a thought.
rocky_iwata on
It’s like sending young men to die in Ukraine would solve that.
worldshapers on
I mean it’s a lot to expect one guy to just solve fertility. Even if he got good genes he only has 24h on his day as most of us.
woohooguy on
Putin looking for more „hands on“ experience it would seem.
hornswoggled111 on
>The backdrop to this scandal is Russia’s continuing demographic crisis, with birth rates falling to their lowest levels in over 200 years. In the first quarter of 2025, births dropped by 4% compared to the previous year, with 288,800 children born. This marks a historic low, according to demographer Alexei Raksha.
Oh.
Hairy_Suspect_2468 on
In Russia, books cook you!
QuicksandHUM on
Anyone that can see reality is a threat to the regime.
otkabdl on
Turning your country into a miserable dictatorship does not encourage childbirth. Who could have imagined?
omghorussaveusall on
I mean, you’re sending hundreds of thousands of young men to war…the fuck did you expect?
jonnovich on
[ Removed by Reddit ]
International_Iron65 on
That’s terrible: it’s something you expect to see in corrupt, banana republics like the United States, but not in Russia!
Reverb223456 on
Lol why is nobody fucking? Arrest this man at once!
Rescuepets777 on
Who knew that sending their men to war would reduce births? Russia currently has a force of about 700,000 soldiers, with 50,000-60,000 new troops deployed monthly. NATO reports 25,000 Russian soldier deaths a month.
Frydendahl on
What the fuck is he supposed to do? Make the young women reproduce via mitosis?
GfunkWarrior28 on
How long before they just start forcing IVF on all women under 40?
StrongFaithlessness5 on
The birth rate is falling, bit it is still much higher than a lot of other countries.
jochi1543 on
So he basically had less than a year and a half to affect the birth rate? When the birth rate realistically takes at least nine months to affect? Sounds like that was not the real reason.
b3iAAoLZOH9Y265cujFh on
Well, if *that* doesn’t fix it, I don’t know what would. /s
Elevator829 on
Wow almost like Putin sent an entire generation of men to their deaths or something, what a surprise
BigChunguss420 on
Sounds a lot like how the US is being run
captsmokeywork on
Blame the statistician, not the guy who sent a million men to their deaths and caused another 2 million to leave the country.
Wild-Perspective-582 on
Arnie to Danny Devito:
„Vincent, these are our six fathers. And in the middle is Mary-Anne Benedict, our mother“
DatBobbyDeMarco on
Pootler needs more fresh meat for his meat grinder.
vinmen2 on
This sounds like what Trump would do
dlm83 on
Russia doesn’t have a 50K+ DOW or something? Why was he keeping data and reporting on his own department, especially after the numbers started looking bad?
Stoertebricker on
The real problem is probably that he told people.
Slatedtoprone on
He was arrested after two subordinates complained about possible corruption. He’s been the head of the institute for like 2 years and had a project to increase birth rates and it failed. He must have bot bribed the right people.
But he’s not being arrested because of Russia’s declining birth rate or because he produced information on it. Russia has been dropping its population for years because it turns out, people don’t want to bring kids into the world when they can’t afford them.
Darryl_444 on
Trump fired the head of Bureau of Labor Statistics for an unflattering jobs report.
Same vibe.
Leave A Reply
Du musst angemeldet sein, um einen Kommentar abzugeben.
33 Kommentare
Tomorrow. Russias fertility now 5.0, great success!!
Everyone working at the US Bureau of Labor Statistics take note
That will solve all the problems :DDDDDD
Because that’s a normal completely sane response.
Wow .. at least the guy does not have to jump out of a tall building „voluntarily“.
Perhaps not sending their young men to war could improve things? Just a thought.
It’s like sending young men to die in Ukraine would solve that.
I mean it’s a lot to expect one guy to just solve fertility. Even if he got good genes he only has 24h on his day as most of us.
Putin looking for more „hands on“ experience it would seem.
>The backdrop to this scandal is Russia’s continuing demographic crisis, with birth rates falling to their lowest levels in over 200 years. In the first quarter of 2025, births dropped by 4% compared to the previous year, with 288,800 children born. This marks a historic low, according to demographer Alexei Raksha.
Oh.
In Russia, books cook you!
Anyone that can see reality is a threat to the regime.
Turning your country into a miserable dictatorship does not encourage childbirth. Who could have imagined?
I mean, you’re sending hundreds of thousands of young men to war…the fuck did you expect?
[ Removed by Reddit ]
That’s terrible: it’s something you expect to see in corrupt, banana republics like the United States, but not in Russia!
Lol why is nobody fucking? Arrest this man at once!
Who knew that sending their men to war would reduce births? Russia currently has a force of about 700,000 soldiers, with 50,000-60,000 new troops deployed monthly. NATO reports 25,000 Russian soldier deaths a month.
What the fuck is he supposed to do? Make the young women reproduce via mitosis?
How long before they just start forcing IVF on all women under 40?
The birth rate is falling, bit it is still much higher than a lot of other countries.
So he basically had less than a year and a half to affect the birth rate? When the birth rate realistically takes at least nine months to affect? Sounds like that was not the real reason.
Well, if *that* doesn’t fix it, I don’t know what would. /s
Wow almost like Putin sent an entire generation of men to their deaths or something, what a surprise
Sounds a lot like how the US is being run
Blame the statistician, not the guy who sent a million men to their deaths and caused another 2 million to leave the country.
Arnie to Danny Devito:
„Vincent, these are our six fathers. And in the middle is Mary-Anne Benedict, our mother“
Pootler needs more fresh meat for his meat grinder.
This sounds like what Trump would do
Russia doesn’t have a 50K+ DOW or something? Why was he keeping data and reporting on his own department, especially after the numbers started looking bad?
The real problem is probably that he told people.
He was arrested after two subordinates complained about possible corruption. He’s been the head of the institute for like 2 years and had a project to increase birth rates and it failed. He must have bot bribed the right people.
But he’s not being arrested because of Russia’s declining birth rate or because he produced information on it. Russia has been dropping its population for years because it turns out, people don’t want to bring kids into the world when they can’t afford them.
Trump fired the head of Bureau of Labor Statistics for an unflattering jobs report.
Same vibe.