*Because of course they do. Has there ever been a more obedient group of moronic syncophants?*
„Donald Trump’s out-of-left-field announcement that he’s ordered the release of government files on alien life has set off a frenzied hype operation by his MAGA allies.:
„“Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA!““
„The president announced the move in a vague, 65-word post on Truth Social late Thursday, declaring that he’d ordered Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to “begin the process of identifying and releasing” government files on extraterrestrial life along with other government agencies. He framed it as a brave move to bring transparency to “extremely interesting and important matters.”
„His announcement sent some of his top supporters into an absolute frenzy. “OUT OF THIS WORLD NEWS from President Trump,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt wrote, sharing a screenshot of the president’s post.“
“Tonight, President Trump is directing a full disclosure of UAP and UFO files,” wrote Rep. Nancy Mace, who has otherwise been at the forefront of a push for the government to release more Epstein files. “In October, I wrote to DoD, CIA, NSA, and DNI demanding exactly that. The truth belongs to the people.”
„Reps. Tim Burchett and Eric Burlinson both thanked the president, writing that “it’s time” and “the public has a right to know what their government knows.”
“Thank you POTUS!” Rep. Anna Paulina Luna added. “As the Chairwoman of the Task Force that investigates these subjects, we are incredibly grateful for you doing this! I look forward to going through all the footage, photos, and reports with the public!”
Didn’t they play this card last year?
How sad that the country has fallen so far that no one gives a shit about aliens anymore.
TintedApostle on
as by design… Trump tried using the JFK files last time.
Trump uses all the same tricks every time.
thistimelineisweird on
Next up actual aliens are going to message earth and be like „wtf we didnt rape kids with him.“
Stoic_cave on
Aliens > we were going to pay a visit, but not now, one of your world leaders is a known paedophile and rapist. Bye earthlings sort your shit out
CockBrother on
Unless the files show that there are extraterrestrials who purchased an island and set up an international human kidnapping, smuggling, sex, torture, and death ring that implicates the world’s most powerful people I’m going to stick with the Epstein files as my immediate interest.
simp4yuh on
Releasing „alien“ files sounds flashy, but there’s no evidence government UFO investigations have ever confirmed extraterrestrial contact, most sightings get mundane explanations. Meanwhile, the push for transparency around the Epstein files has been an ongoing legal and political battle with real victims and accountability at stake. So hyping UAP records as a distraction isn’t just spectacle, it shifts focus away from tangible public interest issues.
DocShocker on
While this is probably enough to distract some folks, and give the media a nice pivot point, as I’m sure Fox news will be all about aliens, like it’s 1994 or something, and the right-wing pod-sphere will slurp this stuff up.
But it doesn’t change the fact that the Epstein files still exist, and they’re doing a great job of pulling back the curtain to reveal very powerful degenerates.
Think_Challenge_8908 on
It is the ultimate „jingle keys“ strategy. They are terrified of what is actually in the unredacted Epstein logs, so they are literally screaming „LOOK! ALIENS!“ to distract the base. It’s painfully transparent.
Head_Coyote8708 on
Funny how the „Release the Files“ crowd went from obsessing over Epstein to suddenly pivoting to UFOs the exact moment their own idols started getting implicated in the court documents. The timing is not subtle.
Comfortable-Pen4655 on
At this point, they could wheel out a live Xenomorph on the Senate floor and I would still be asking why they are voting against child labor protections. Nice try though.
Blackcat0123 on
Is the existence of extraterrestrial life not a conflicting belief for the religious zealots?
lychigo on
Wait, is Trump fucking aliens?
LipstickLustee on
They’ll latch onto literally anything to distract from the Epstein stuff. Desperate times lol.
talor_swib on
I hate that this only makes me sure we have exactly zero proof of aliens. Lol
CLONE-11011100 on
Aliens? We haven’t finished with the Predators yet!
callingallboys on
Aliens vs. Predators
Hey_HaveAGreatDay on
This is going to be a sad way to find out aliens haven’t been around.
Remember that time the child rapist president wanted a distraction so badly that he killed a centuries long enthusiasm out of spite? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
monkeybawz on
Only if trump fucked the aliens too.
7oom on
The ‘philes administration.
ImLikeReallySmart on
If the government knew anything about aliens, Trump would’ve blabbed it almost immediately. This is a lame distraction attempt.
Tart-Pomgranate5743 on
Wow. Only Trump would take Obama’s laughing comment about aliens, scream about it being “releasing classified information”, and then try to find records to back up that claim… but he does need more time to redact and purge the Epstein files of his own crimes.
xtracrableg on
For every delay there should be increased consequences for the crime at this level
ButterscotchNovel371 on
Did he rape the aliens too?!
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*Because of course they do. Has there ever been a more obedient group of moronic syncophants?*
„Donald Trump’s out-of-left-field announcement that he’s ordered the release of government files on alien life has set off a frenzied hype operation by his MAGA allies.:
„“Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA!““
„The president announced the move in a vague, 65-word post on Truth Social late Thursday, declaring that he’d ordered Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to “begin the process of identifying and releasing” government files on extraterrestrial life along with other government agencies. He framed it as a brave move to bring transparency to “extremely interesting and important matters.”
„His announcement sent some of his top supporters into an absolute frenzy. “OUT OF THIS WORLD NEWS from President Trump,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt wrote, sharing a screenshot of the president’s post.“
“Tonight, President Trump is directing a full disclosure of UAP and UFO files,” wrote Rep. Nancy Mace, who has otherwise been at the forefront of a push for the government to release more Epstein files. “In October, I wrote to DoD, CIA, NSA, and DNI demanding exactly that. The truth belongs to the people.”
„Reps. Tim Burchett and Eric Burlinson both thanked the president, writing that “it’s time” and “the public has a right to know what their government knows.”
“Thank you POTUS!” Rep. Anna Paulina Luna added. “As the Chairwoman of the Task Force that investigates these subjects, we are incredibly grateful for you doing this! I look forward to going through all the footage, photos, and reports with the public!”
MAGA influencers also jumped in on social media to hype the promised release of what Benny Johnson [dubbed](https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/2024657274275233831) the “Alien Files.”
Didn’t they play this card last year?
How sad that the country has fallen so far that no one gives a shit about aliens anymore.
as by design… Trump tried using the JFK files last time.
Trump uses all the same tricks every time.
Next up actual aliens are going to message earth and be like „wtf we didnt rape kids with him.“
Aliens > we were going to pay a visit, but not now, one of your world leaders is a known paedophile and rapist. Bye earthlings sort your shit out
Unless the files show that there are extraterrestrials who purchased an island and set up an international human kidnapping, smuggling, sex, torture, and death ring that implicates the world’s most powerful people I’m going to stick with the Epstein files as my immediate interest.
Releasing „alien“ files sounds flashy, but there’s no evidence government UFO investigations have ever confirmed extraterrestrial contact, most sightings get mundane explanations. Meanwhile, the push for transparency around the Epstein files has been an ongoing legal and political battle with real victims and accountability at stake. So hyping UAP records as a distraction isn’t just spectacle, it shifts focus away from tangible public interest issues.
While this is probably enough to distract some folks, and give the media a nice pivot point, as I’m sure Fox news will be all about aliens, like it’s 1994 or something, and the right-wing pod-sphere will slurp this stuff up.
But it doesn’t change the fact that the Epstein files still exist, and they’re doing a great job of pulling back the curtain to reveal very powerful degenerates.
It is the ultimate „jingle keys“ strategy. They are terrified of what is actually in the unredacted Epstein logs, so they are literally screaming „LOOK! ALIENS!“ to distract the base. It’s painfully transparent.
Funny how the „Release the Files“ crowd went from obsessing over Epstein to suddenly pivoting to UFOs the exact moment their own idols started getting implicated in the court documents. The timing is not subtle.
At this point, they could wheel out a live Xenomorph on the Senate floor and I would still be asking why they are voting against child labor protections. Nice try though.
Is the existence of extraterrestrial life not a conflicting belief for the religious zealots?
Wait, is Trump fucking aliens?
They’ll latch onto literally anything to distract from the Epstein stuff. Desperate times lol.
I hate that this only makes me sure we have exactly zero proof of aliens. Lol
Aliens? We haven’t finished with the Predators yet!
Aliens vs. Predators
This is going to be a sad way to find out aliens haven’t been around.
Remember that time the child rapist president wanted a distraction so badly that he killed a centuries long enthusiasm out of spite? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Only if trump fucked the aliens too.
The ‘philes administration.
If the government knew anything about aliens, Trump would’ve blabbed it almost immediately. This is a lame distraction attempt.
Wow. Only Trump would take Obama’s laughing comment about aliens, scream about it being “releasing classified information”, and then try to find records to back up that claim… but he does need more time to redact and purge the Epstein files of his own crimes.
For every delay there should be increased consequences for the crime at this level
Did he rape the aliens too?!