Yep. Just install a specific app and let it run. Then you can install any app store you want on your F-35
gplfalt on
What an odd thing to say.
blatantninja on
Imagine bricking an F-35
Opinion_Haver_ on
What sweet emulators are you gonna put on it?
AshleyAshes1984 on
Lockheed Martin: That’s impossible!
The Netherlands: We hired a dozen Ukrainian hardware hackers and told them it was a John Deere tractor.
Lockheed Martin: …Oh fuck… That thing will be running Doom by tomorrow morning.
DZello on
Can it run Crysis?
MasterK999 on
Sure. The hard part is getting access. If someone unauthorized gets anywhere near an F-35 much less inside one then there have been MANY security failures already.
Of course it should be fixed but still.
rexel99 on
Anything to get carplay working on it.
Ok-Description-1178 on
For context, it wasn’t the defence chief but a politician (the secretary of defence) who made this remark in a Dutch interview. Furthermore, Boeing has reportedly been slow to release updates making the plane compatible with EU weapons, specifically mentioning Stormshadow. This could also be a countermeasure against the Americans if they ever decide to disable the F35.
marklar7 on
Yeah just clawd on a Floppy-3.5
Vespene on
This is actually true. If anything, the jailbreak hack might make the plane better.
PinchedTazerZ0 on
So that you can play ocarina of time while flying?
CircumspectCapybara on
Jailbreaking or rooting involves finding some privilege escalation vulnerability (usually paired with a persistence mechanism) to bypass the security controls. Technically, it fundamentally subverts the security model and blasts it wide open.
So basically imagine your F-35 has a gaping hole in it, say, a use-after-free memory bug in the OS that allows an attacker to achieve RCE in the kernel. Yes, it allows you to jailbreak it and make it run Doom or play fart noises using knowledge of the vulnerability. It also allows anyone else with knowledge of the vulnerability to take over the system. Imagine if this condition was triggerable over the air, by crafting the right messages or signals to it.
That’s something you want patched right away. And that’s true for any device you can jailbreak or root when its whole security model was supposed to be designed to prevent running unauthorized code.
preshowerpoop on
Probably easier with an Android… and free!
Otaraka on
You only have to be found out that you’ve done it once and you’ll never to sell an aircraft again. And of course also have to worry about bad actors finding out how to do it too.
I think it’s unlikely.
supplaya on
you can milk anything with nipples
MediocreDot3 on
Yeah every computer has a root user
Hit-Enter-Too-Soon on
Awesome, now you can put it on any carrier you want!
Ja_Shi on
Okay, but can it run Doom ?
Raa03842 on
And just like that, Lockheed Martin realizes that being orangehead’s buddy can cost them billions of dollars.
nobot4321 on
Can you get the display brightness to go below the minimum factory setting? That’s what I miss most about my jailbroken Iphone 4.
Swordf1sh_ on
Can my F-35 run Doom?
Hairy_Post_9093 on
So tom cruise really didn’t fly that plane???
ZebraComplex4353 on
Let’s install Cydia!!!
Whiteyak5 on
I highly highly doubt this. I bet it bricks the aircraft more than anything.
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Yep. Just install a specific app and let it run. Then you can install any app store you want on your F-35
What an odd thing to say.
Imagine bricking an F-35
What sweet emulators are you gonna put on it?
Lockheed Martin: That’s impossible!
The Netherlands: We hired a dozen Ukrainian hardware hackers and told them it was a John Deere tractor.
Lockheed Martin: …Oh fuck… That thing will be running Doom by tomorrow morning.
Can it run Crysis?
Sure. The hard part is getting access. If someone unauthorized gets anywhere near an F-35 much less inside one then there have been MANY security failures already.
Of course it should be fixed but still.
Anything to get carplay working on it.
For context, it wasn’t the defence chief but a politician (the secretary of defence) who made this remark in a Dutch interview. Furthermore, Boeing has reportedly been slow to release updates making the plane compatible with EU weapons, specifically mentioning Stormshadow. This could also be a countermeasure against the Americans if they ever decide to disable the F35.
Yeah just clawd on a Floppy-3.5
This is actually true. If anything, the jailbreak hack might make the plane better.
So that you can play ocarina of time while flying?
Jailbreaking or rooting involves finding some privilege escalation vulnerability (usually paired with a persistence mechanism) to bypass the security controls. Technically, it fundamentally subverts the security model and blasts it wide open.
So basically imagine your F-35 has a gaping hole in it, say, a use-after-free memory bug in the OS that allows an attacker to achieve RCE in the kernel. Yes, it allows you to jailbreak it and make it run Doom or play fart noises using knowledge of the vulnerability. It also allows anyone else with knowledge of the vulnerability to take over the system. Imagine if this condition was triggerable over the air, by crafting the right messages or signals to it.
That’s something you want patched right away. And that’s true for any device you can jailbreak or root when its whole security model was supposed to be designed to prevent running unauthorized code.
Probably easier with an Android… and free!
You only have to be found out that you’ve done it once and you’ll never to sell an aircraft again. And of course also have to worry about bad actors finding out how to do it too.
I think it’s unlikely.
you can milk anything with nipples
Yeah every computer has a root user
Awesome, now you can put it on any carrier you want!
Okay, but can it run Doom ?
And just like that, Lockheed Martin realizes that being orangehead’s buddy can cost them billions of dollars.
Can you get the display brightness to go below the minimum factory setting? That’s what I miss most about my jailbroken Iphone 4.
Can my F-35 run Doom?
So tom cruise really didn’t fly that plane???
Let’s install Cydia!!!
I highly highly doubt this. I bet it bricks the aircraft more than anything.