Matt Jeneroux verlässt die Konservative Partei, nachdem er sich von Poilievres Trainingsprogramm zu sehr einschüchtern ließ

>“I had no intention of joining Mark Carney’s Liberal party until I saw that 30-second clip on Twitter of Pierre hurling kettlebells around and doing jumpsquats with weights,”

Dare I say, the Beaverton is funnier than the Onion. They just don’t miss.

PP going for the fit look with flowing hair…

Well, sorta like JT had I guess?

> Jeneroux gestured to Mark Carney, who was standing next to him looking like he’d never even heard of a burpee. “Now, THIS guy looks like he spends all his time at the bank. I doubt he can even spell ‘elliptical’. I might be betraying my constituents and everything I previously stood for, but at least I won’t wake up every day worrying that my boss is gonna challenge me to a push-up competition in a cottage with weirdly dim lighting.”

Think again:

>> In September 2025,60-year-old Prime Minister Mark Carney surprised participants by competing in the grueling 26-km Haliburton Forest Trail Race in Ontario. He finished 58th out of 120 runners with a time of 3:45:55, showing endurance in one of Canada’s toughest trail events. His wife, Diana, also completed the race.

Political opinions aside I’m actually pretty glad we’ve had a bunch of fairly healthy party leaders if you include Singh and Trudeau too. It’s just kinda nice to set a good example. Martial arts, kettlebell, running, boxing and yoga are all great.