Earth’s precursor civilization burning up fossil fuels.
Mirar on
Once there was a huge, global civilisation that started to burn remains of previous life. It allowed them to rise quickly in science. They found other, better sources of energy that didn’t cause problems. But a few of them that owned the sources of the previous fuel wanted to have taps of precious metal in their bathrooms, so they manipulated everyone to keep using the fuel that caused issues. The rest is history.
(No, we don’t know. But we do know that it got hot enough to start vaporising water, which is also a greenhouse gas. So runaway greenhouse effect.)
Edit to add:
Venus gets 2,623 W/m² of solar radiation, compared to 1,373 W/m² for Earth and 591 W/m² for Mars.
rjcarr on
Runaway greenhouse effect, and being a lot closer to the sun.
whynaughtlaugh on
Its a runaway greenhouse effect. Venus once had oceans like earth but now theyre all steam in the atmosphere. We would be crushed by the weight of the air on the surface of venus
Edit venuses lack of magnetosphere caused all water vapor to be broken into hydrogen and oxygen molecules and lost to space
MoodayTV on
By having more energy entering the system than exiting. Runaway greenhouse effect. Carbon Dioxide is a good insulator.
Are you sure that’s Venus? Last time I saw that kind of picture it was a chorizo slice. I like my planets 3D so no unwanted salami tricks me again
GreekDudeYiannis on
She’s the goddess of love, bro. She’s always been hot.
gr8Brandino on
Doesn’t Venus’s very slow rotation also add to the heat?
ceebeefour on
Maybe Venus has always been hot, behind those thick glasses and ponytail. Maybe you’re the one that’s changed OP.
libra00 on
You know that greenhouse effect people have been harping on that’s warming the planet for the last 50 years or so? Turns out that works on other planets too, only some of them have a great heaping *shitload* more greenhouse gasses in their atmosphere than Earth does. Venus is one of them: its atmosphere is more than 95% CO2, and it gets not quite double the amount of energy from the sun as Earth does (because it’s closer.)
MidWestKhagan on
Because the life forms on Venus decided that climate change isn’t real and kept doing things to heat up the planet by using gas and other pollutants causing a greenhouse effect.
Vegieescuzican09 on
runaway greenhouse effect (have to type more because of some bot thing bruh)
budha2984 on
David Grinspoon has a book about Venus. He studies the planet and has a very good understanding of the weather
Low_Bandicoot6844 on
Venus has an atmosphere composed of 96% carbon dioxide (CO₂), a gas that traps heat very efficiently.
backtotheland76 on
I think you mean the surface of Venus. Fun fact, A few thousand feet above the surface the temperature is very temperate. In fact, it’s considered the closest environment to Earth anywhere in the Solar system
mtnviewguy on
The same reason we would if Donald P Trump ran everything. Greenhouse gasses that apparently don’t exist!
dedolent on
same reason it’s getting hot here on earth :\
Sinz_of_the_flesh on
All I know is the Russians probe sent there landed and lasted just a little more than 8 minutes before it began to melt. Probably a blob of molten muck now.
VWKDF on
Venus has a super thick and dense atmosphere. It is a pressure cooker. Read about the Russian probes that went there. Venus is very different to Earth.
KingPabloo on
She didn’t like Mars getting all the attention from Earth so she really worked on itself and now she’s really hot…
juicevibe on
Thought I would be reading a bunch of dad joke responses here 🤣
Fonkybeachbum on
My guy says that Venus doesn’t have plate tectonics. Maybe it did at one point. So on earth, carbon is naturally sequestered because where two plates come together, the plate going under buries the carbon and takes it out of the atmosphere. Venus doesn’t have this so all of the greenhouse gases that come from volcanism remain in the atmosphere causing the runaway greenhouse effect and crazy air pressure.
el_perro on
Venus, he’s so hot right now, Venus.
CressDirect5902 on
Earth has the ability to recycle carbon back into the mantle through subduction, where as venus lacks any form of plate tectonics.
Plate tectonics have done a fantastic job of regulating volcanism on earth. Venus, on the other hand, suffers from rampant volcanism across its entire surface.
Because of this, venues atmosphere is like 80x denser than earth’s, and mostly co2 which traps a lot of heat.
Its day is also longer than its year, so the sun is in the sky for 60 days at a time.
Joonberri on
To make her ex regret breaking up with her.
I_Want_A_Ribeye on
Much like my high school girlfriend, she was gassy but got hotter over time.
Jutter70 on
I blame Shocking Blue: Goddess on a mountain top, burning like a silver flame.
Kingtoke1 on
Well she is the goddess of love
darwinshrugged on
Wait, we now know proximity and atmospheric composition are driving the heat, but why is Venus positioned in such a way? How does something absorbing so much energy not fluctuate in orbit? Does the gravitational positioning have more power than the solar radiation so in the shakeout it’ll cook, but it won’t budge?
My understanding is that thermodynamics should drive some sort of behavior on a celestial body being energized to such an extent.
shadyblue9o9 on
Same reason why anyone has a glow up, genetics
shackleton01 on
Well, have you seen her Mom? Woah buddy!
fenton7 on
Occam’s razor usually has the best explanation – it’s twice as close to the Sun as Earth. How that heat imbalance manifests itself, a runaway greenhouse, is secondary to the primary cause which is proximity to a star. Put Earth at the same distance and it would quickly experience similar effects.
TechDocN on
Is this a serious question or just a prompt to get us to make silly jokes?
Closer to the sun, thick atmosphere, hot planet.
Former-Force685 on
Because she got so close to the sun and couldn’t control herself.
the_knower02 on
Personal theory is massive cosmic impact that resulted in it’s partial tidal locking and retrograde rotation. This would exacerbate the runaway greenhouse effect bc of the lack of day/night cycle that earth enjoys. Likely bad luck during the late heavy bombardment. Earth took similar impacts but preserved. Venus just seems like it took a heavy blow it never recovered from (in terms of being able to support life, otherwise it’s a fine scorching oasis)
The_Emperor_883 on
Well when some planets hit puberty they go thru changes. Some times those changes can be appealing to the opposite sex!
Quenchen on
It’s the protomolecule, unfortunately for everyone. 😔
Feeling-Income5555 on
Cuz it’s ALOT closer to the sun?
BaseHitToLeft on
Diet and exercise obviously
mkomaha on
We all know it’s the runaway greenhouse affect.
What I want to know is what are those crazy doodles we see?
-S-P-E-C-T-R-E- on
The Venutians thought data centers were worth it…
Comfortable-Shoe9543 on
Our ancestors trashed that planet and since we never learned about it history is repeating itself on this planet.
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‚Greenhouse Effect‘ basically. 🙂
Earth’s precursor civilization burning up fossil fuels.
Once there was a huge, global civilisation that started to burn remains of previous life. It allowed them to rise quickly in science. They found other, better sources of energy that didn’t cause problems. But a few of them that owned the sources of the previous fuel wanted to have taps of precious metal in their bathrooms, so they manipulated everyone to keep using the fuel that caused issues. The rest is history.
(No, we don’t know. But we do know that it got hot enough to start vaporising water, which is also a greenhouse gas. So runaway greenhouse effect.)
Edit to add:
Venus gets 2,623 W/m² of solar radiation, compared to 1,373 W/m² for Earth and 591 W/m² for Mars.
Runaway greenhouse effect, and being a lot closer to the sun.
Its a runaway greenhouse effect. Venus once had oceans like earth but now theyre all steam in the atmosphere. We would be crushed by the weight of the air on the surface of venus
Edit venuses lack of magnetosphere caused all water vapor to be broken into hydrogen and oxygen molecules and lost to space
By having more energy entering the system than exiting. Runaway greenhouse effect. Carbon Dioxide is a good insulator.
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Damn, that’s pretty horny for main.
Just a karma farmer asking questions that can be easily googled. And you all fell for it.
96% CO2 v Earth with 0.04%
Runaway Greenhouse Effect
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runaway_greenhouse_effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runaway_greenhouse_effect)
Are you sure that’s Venus? Last time I saw that kind of picture it was a chorizo slice. I like my planets 3D so no unwanted salami tricks me again
She’s the goddess of love, bro. She’s always been hot.
Doesn’t Venus’s very slow rotation also add to the heat?
Maybe Venus has always been hot, behind those thick glasses and ponytail. Maybe you’re the one that’s changed OP.
You know that greenhouse effect people have been harping on that’s warming the planet for the last 50 years or so? Turns out that works on other planets too, only some of them have a great heaping *shitload* more greenhouse gasses in their atmosphere than Earth does. Venus is one of them: its atmosphere is more than 95% CO2, and it gets not quite double the amount of energy from the sun as Earth does (because it’s closer.)
Because the life forms on Venus decided that climate change isn’t real and kept doing things to heat up the planet by using gas and other pollutants causing a greenhouse effect.
runaway greenhouse effect (have to type more because of some bot thing bruh)
David Grinspoon has a book about Venus. He studies the planet and has a very good understanding of the weather
Venus has an atmosphere composed of 96% carbon dioxide (CO₂), a gas that traps heat very efficiently.
I think you mean the surface of Venus. Fun fact, A few thousand feet above the surface the temperature is very temperate. In fact, it’s considered the closest environment to Earth anywhere in the Solar system
The same reason we would if Donald P Trump ran everything. Greenhouse gasses that apparently don’t exist!
same reason it’s getting hot here on earth :\
All I know is the Russians probe sent there landed and lasted just a little more than 8 minutes before it began to melt. Probably a blob of molten muck now.
Venus has a super thick and dense atmosphere. It is a pressure cooker. Read about the Russian probes that went there. Venus is very different to Earth.
She didn’t like Mars getting all the attention from Earth so she really worked on itself and now she’s really hot…
Thought I would be reading a bunch of dad joke responses here 🤣
My guy says that Venus doesn’t have plate tectonics. Maybe it did at one point. So on earth, carbon is naturally sequestered because where two plates come together, the plate going under buries the carbon and takes it out of the atmosphere. Venus doesn’t have this so all of the greenhouse gases that come from volcanism remain in the atmosphere causing the runaway greenhouse effect and crazy air pressure.
Venus, he’s so hot right now, Venus.
Earth has the ability to recycle carbon back into the mantle through subduction, where as venus lacks any form of plate tectonics.
Plate tectonics have done a fantastic job of regulating volcanism on earth. Venus, on the other hand, suffers from rampant volcanism across its entire surface.
Because of this, venues atmosphere is like 80x denser than earth’s, and mostly co2 which traps a lot of heat.
Its day is also longer than its year, so the sun is in the sky for 60 days at a time.
To make her ex regret breaking up with her.
Much like my high school girlfriend, she was gassy but got hotter over time.
I blame Shocking Blue: Goddess on a mountain top, burning like a silver flame.
Well she is the goddess of love
Wait, we now know proximity and atmospheric composition are driving the heat, but why is Venus positioned in such a way? How does something absorbing so much energy not fluctuate in orbit? Does the gravitational positioning have more power than the solar radiation so in the shakeout it’ll cook, but it won’t budge?
My understanding is that thermodynamics should drive some sort of behavior on a celestial body being energized to such an extent.
Same reason why anyone has a glow up, genetics
Well, have you seen her Mom? Woah buddy!
Occam’s razor usually has the best explanation – it’s twice as close to the Sun as Earth. How that heat imbalance manifests itself, a runaway greenhouse, is secondary to the primary cause which is proximity to a star. Put Earth at the same distance and it would quickly experience similar effects.
Is this a serious question or just a prompt to get us to make silly jokes?
Closer to the sun, thick atmosphere, hot planet.
Because she got so close to the sun and couldn’t control herself.
Personal theory is massive cosmic impact that resulted in it’s partial tidal locking and retrograde rotation. This would exacerbate the runaway greenhouse effect bc of the lack of day/night cycle that earth enjoys. Likely bad luck during the late heavy bombardment. Earth took similar impacts but preserved. Venus just seems like it took a heavy blow it never recovered from (in terms of being able to support life, otherwise it’s a fine scorching oasis)
Well when some planets hit puberty they go thru changes. Some times those changes can be appealing to the opposite sex!
It’s the protomolecule, unfortunately for everyone. 😔
Cuz it’s ALOT closer to the sun?
Diet and exercise obviously
We all know it’s the runaway greenhouse affect.
What I want to know is what are those crazy doodles we see?
The Venutians thought data centers were worth it…
Our ancestors trashed that planet and since we never learned about it history is repeating itself on this planet.