Der Ernährungs-Chatbot von RFK Jr empfiehlt die besten Lebensmittel zum Einführen in Ihr Rektum
https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/
Der Ernährungs-Chatbot von RFK Jr empfiehlt die besten Lebensmittel zum Einführen in Ihr Rektum
https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/
32 Kommentare
sounds about alt-right
Zucc Jammin! It’s hilarious to me because that was our inside joke at a Pizza place I worked at years ago. „Where’s Derek?“ „I Dont know, probably Zucc Jammin in the walk in fridge.“
If you put food in your ass, poop comes out of your mouth.
Everyone knows that.
Time for South Park to revisit an old episode.
Look at mr moneybags over here, affording butt groceries too.
Retrieval string?!
This llm assitarians
Nothing like an official government website that links directly to grok.
Finally, assitarianism is getting some recognition.
The Department of Health and Human Services’ new AI nutrition chatbot will gleefully and dangerously give Americans recommendations for the best foods to insert into one’s rectum and will answer questions about the most nutrient-dense human body part to eat.
“Use AI to get real answers about real food,” a new website called [realfood.gov](http://realfood.gov/) proclaims. “From the guidelines to your kitchen. Ask AI to help you plan meals, shop smarter, cook simply, and replace processed food with real food.” The website then has an “Ask” chatbox where you can ask any question. Asking anything simply redirects to Grok, an example of how halfassed Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s new website, which Mike Tyson promoted in a Super Bowl ad paid for by the “MAHA Center Inc,” actually is.
Various people on Bluesky who did not want to be named in this article but who reached out to 404 Media quickly realized that the chatbot would give detailed answers to questions such as “I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum. What are the REAL FOOD recommendations for foods that meet these criteria?”
“Ah, a proud assitarian,” the chatbot responds, before listing “Top Assitarian Staples,” which include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled)” as “the gold standard … choose slightly green ones so they hold shape.” The chatbot also suggests cucumbers and provides a “step-by-step diagram for carving a flared base.”
Read more: [https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/](https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/)
RFK Jr is really covering all the *important* health matters, eh? 😂😂
I can get behind this! We waste time eating food orally. The intestines do the nutrient absorption. Why waste time on waiting on the stomach. You blend your food, with help of a turkey baster, consume the food rectally! If the food is folic shape, you don’t even need to blend it.
You’d think after all these years Mike Tyson would learn to pick better friends
Republicans really do love their butt stuff, don’t they?
Rectum? Damn near killed-em!
„retrieval string for safety“ lmao!
“Bananas (firm, not overripe; and I can’t stress this last part enough, peeled
“Flared base” is something I typically don’t want in my nutrition data.
Who hasn’t shoved a zucchini up there?
South Park did it!
it literally just redirects you to grok. AFAIK I don’t think there is any fucking actual effort to hone the AI. It just directs you straight to grok.
Oh great idea, I’ve been gagging on my avocado toast lately but trying to stay woke. I never thought to try it from the back end. /s
Pineapples for you, Junior.
I’ve never pleasured myself with fruit OR vegetables, but I’d imagine if you got vigorous enough it could snap (I’m looking at YOU, cucumber).
Does it say anything about which wines make the best enemas?
You can put dirty water in your rectum if it’s a survival situation and that’s the only water you have. Safer than drinking it, and your body will still absorb it.
I can’t even tell what’s parody and what’s real anymore
It’s cactus fruit.
Obviously
I’m starting to think Genuine Stupidity and Artificial Intelligence is not the dream team people expected it to be.
Finally! It’s about time he did something useful!
AI is really showing how morally decayed so many people have become. Experts all over can tell them something, but if they don’t want it to be true, they simply won’t believe it. Meanwhile an AI tells them something they already want to be true, citing nothing, and they blindly believe it.
Using an AI that’s biased to recite only the health advice you already wanted to follow and believe is just one step above putting a sock puppet on your hand and pretending the voice coming from it is very convincing. The validation matters more than anything else.
Exsqueeze me ??
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