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Potential-Garage170 on 07.02.2026 11:29 a.m. Ferociously intelligent spy announces role to the public and media 😂 What’s his name, James Blonde 👀
honkymotherfucker1 on 07.02.2026 11:56 a.m. I feel like that should be a given? Oh yeah lads we’ve appointed a ferociously thick bastard to be our spymaster, he’s just sent agent 069 to piss in Trumps screen wash.
Living-Log-3537 on 07.02.2026 4:40 p.m. Let’s hope his mindset isn’t typical of those who generally make these appointments.
Thin_Pin2863 on 07.02.2026 6:11 p.m. If you don’t want to give the Telegraph your details just to read an article, here’s the press release: https://www.gov.uk/government/news/defences-next-top-intelligence-officer-appointed
rugbyj on 07.02.2026 6:33 p.m. I’d love if these kinds of articles came out about my career. > Middling firm appoints a completely unremarkable man to review pull requests.
Mad_Mark90 on 07.02.2026 10:04 p.m. Definitely not in the Epstein files? I just feel like checking is prudent
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Ferociously intelligent spy announces role to the public and media 😂
What’s his name, James Blonde 👀
I feel like that should be a given?
Oh yeah lads we’ve appointed a ferociously thick bastard to be our spymaster, he’s just sent agent 069 to piss in Trumps screen wash.
Let’s hope his mindset isn’t typical of those who generally make these appointments.
If you don’t want to give the Telegraph your details just to read an article, here’s the press release: https://www.gov.uk/government/news/defences-next-top-intelligence-officer-appointed
I’d love if these kinds of articles came out about my career.
> Middling firm appoints a completely unremarkable man to review pull requests.
Definitely not in the Epstein files? I just feel like checking is prudent