Pretty sure theyre spying on all users of all platforms.
salween_river on
“It is recommended that all agents wear their ballistic armor, utilize long arms, and if possible, work in groups.”
Good advice for everyone, really. 😅
Ahh nuts, now I’m on a list.
Wotmate01 on
I sincerely believe that ALL US tech companies quite happily let US government agencies monitor users around the world, and I don’t give a damn how much they talk about privacy.
Apple, google, reddit, facebook, twitter, the whole lot of them.
Eli_Yitzrak on
HI DHS! I hope all your moms collectively step on a lego!
trtlclb on
wanna watch me shitpost?
wanna watch me do it again?
LucidOndine on
Good. Get fucked, homeland security.
Fitherwinkle on
Hey ICE, America here. Look, we know things have been rough for you. So many decision laid at your feet and it can be hard to choose the right one. Do you or don’t you rip families apart? Do you or don’t you take orders from cosplay Nazis? Do you or don’t you shoot an unarmed man 10 times in the back? Do you or don’t you work for a pedophile front and center in the Epstein files 5000 times?
We get it. Decisions can be tough.
Phantomtastic on
My penis.
Perverts. They just looked at my penis.
EMAW2008 on
They are especially interested in the porn subs.
Craneteam on
Fuck off Noem
Training_Try7344 on
Welcome to our new fascist state.
ExiledSpaceman on
Time to shitpost on /pol/ to pretend I’m a typical DHS employee
SillyAlternative420 on
Hey HLS, Quick hot tip, if you want to „protect the homeland“ why don’t you do something about the pedophiles leading this once great nation.
TheTeachinator on
Fuck ice. Fuck trump.
BQE2473 on
Homeland Deez Nuts!
BrofessorFarnsworth on
Don’t worry, Palantir. Nuremberg won’t forget you either.
TheeBigSmokee on
Kash Patel has a micropenis
RumRunnerMax on
Fuck Homeland Security! And their Daddy Trump!
TehWildMan_ on
Hey DHS, since you already have me in TSA Precheck, you can suck these digital bits!
epochwin on
That’s what they call ‘wanking on gonewild at the taxpayer’s dime’ these days?
Vortep1 on
Since the patriot act passed the first time I just assume everything is funneled through several three letter agencies.
jimibimi on
Of course, everything on the Internet is being spied on, handed over, sold…
Flipflops365 on
So many different lists to get on, so little time.
mante11 on
Let em. Might learn a thing or two.
CutSenior4977 on
Well to that I say,
“Give me liberty, or give me death!” – Patrick Henry.
SilverDem0n on
Just think how much furry porn they will have to wade through
krashtestgenius on
Homeland security can suck my balls
Petting-Kitty-7483 on
Yes we’ve known this for literal decades
SeeMarkFly on
If you’re NOT on a government watch list by now, you should be ashamed of yourself.
malandropist on
Yo what up feds. Yall a joke to this nation.
Wild_Pokemon_Appears on
I mean, you literally agree to having your data sold in the end user agreement. Who do you think reddit is selling to?
we_are_sex_bobomb on
Hey ICE, if you’re reading this, I sincerely look forward to seeing all of you when we get our version of the Nuremberg trials. Thoughts and prayers.
spacestationkru on
Weren;t they always?
juice16 on
Good luck to everyone trying to achieve a high risk score from Palantir software!!
Also fuck Peter Theil and Alex Karp.
Dave-C on
They have been doing it for a long long time. If you are an old enough user then you will know that Reddit used to do a warrant canary. Reddit used to have a statement up saying that they have not received a warrant from any government agency requiring the site turn over data. It was taken down back in 2016. So about 10 years now, they are watching.
RedRyderRoshi on
*sets post history to private* checkmate big brother
NefariousnessFew4354 on
„The spying is revealed in a January intelligence bulletin produced by the Border Patrol and leaked to me. The subject of the report is Reddit user “Budget-Chicken-2425,” who is not a narco-trafficker, gang member, or terrorist. Just someone concerned about federal overreach “
Budget-Chicken made my weekend 🤣
nurseferatou on
Hello fellow conservative, Mr. Johnny Homeland Security. I have brain damage and think that Melania was the classiest a movie about a foreign mail order bride that I’ve ever seen
Ostentatious_Kilroy on
And? Fuck em.
CallRespiratory on
At this point I think it’s safe to assume anything you do on a phone, tablet, computer, etc is being watched.
Illustrious-Lime7729 on
They hired the mods from r/conservative.
Phreedom1 on
They are eroding everything that America once stood for. Freedom of speech, privacy, the right to peaceful protest, the right to criticize your government…especially when the „leader“ of the government sexually abused children. The ones who spy on their own citizens are the ones who are complicit in the downfall of the nation. The America we once knew as the land of the free, no longer is. There are so many more countries on this planet that enjoy more freedom than we do now. Far, far from „the greatest country in the world“.
UnratedRamblings on
Hello DHS – fuck Ice, fuck Trump, fuck the Republicans, fuck Palantir, fuck all the other Big Tech asswipes and fuck AI.
Don’t worry, I’ve zero intention of visiting your country – as much as I wanted to your plans on examining social media history and other things will pretty much exempt me. Shame. Oh well.
Say Hi to Kristi Noem for me. I haven’t forgotten about the dog you fucking cold hearted bitch.
PainfulRaindance on
It’s been common knowledge for a while. Half the posts in a lot of subs only make sense if you’re Steve Buscemi walkin down a high school hallway with 2 skateboards. 😉
EstelLiasLair on
Hello Feds!
Fuck Trump!
Abolish ICE!
Prosecute the MAGA government!
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Wave at Palantir everyone, hey 👋.
Pretty sure theyre spying on all users of all platforms.
“It is recommended that all agents wear their ballistic armor, utilize long arms, and if possible, work in groups.”
Good advice for everyone, really. 😅
Ahh nuts, now I’m on a list.
I sincerely believe that ALL US tech companies quite happily let US government agencies monitor users around the world, and I don’t give a damn how much they talk about privacy.
Apple, google, reddit, facebook, twitter, the whole lot of them.
HI DHS! I hope all your moms collectively step on a lego!
wanna watch me shitpost?
wanna watch me do it again?
Good. Get fucked, homeland security.
Hey ICE, America here. Look, we know things have been rough for you. So many decision laid at your feet and it can be hard to choose the right one. Do you or don’t you rip families apart? Do you or don’t you take orders from cosplay Nazis? Do you or don’t you shoot an unarmed man 10 times in the back? Do you or don’t you work for a pedophile front and center in the Epstein files 5000 times?
We get it. Decisions can be tough.
My penis.
Perverts. They just looked at my penis.
They are especially interested in the porn subs.
Fuck off Noem
Welcome to our new fascist state.
Time to shitpost on /pol/ to pretend I’m a typical DHS employee
Hey HLS, Quick hot tip, if you want to „protect the homeland“ why don’t you do something about the pedophiles leading this once great nation.
Fuck ice. Fuck trump.
Homeland Deez Nuts!
Don’t worry, Palantir. Nuremberg won’t forget you either.
Kash Patel has a micropenis
Fuck Homeland Security! And their Daddy Trump!
Hey DHS, since you already have me in TSA Precheck, you can suck these digital bits!
That’s what they call ‘wanking on gonewild at the taxpayer’s dime’ these days?
Since the patriot act passed the first time I just assume everything is funneled through several three letter agencies.
Of course, everything on the Internet is being spied on, handed over, sold…
So many different lists to get on, so little time.
Let em. Might learn a thing or two.
Well to that I say,
“Give me liberty, or give me death!” – Patrick Henry.
Just think how much furry porn they will have to wade through
Homeland security can suck my balls
Yes we’ve known this for literal decades
If you’re NOT on a government watch list by now, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Yo what up feds. Yall a joke to this nation.
I mean, you literally agree to having your data sold in the end user agreement. Who do you think reddit is selling to?
Hey ICE, if you’re reading this, I sincerely look forward to seeing all of you when we get our version of the Nuremberg trials. Thoughts and prayers.
Weren;t they always?
Good luck to everyone trying to achieve a high risk score from Palantir software!!
Also fuck Peter Theil and Alex Karp.
They have been doing it for a long long time. If you are an old enough user then you will know that Reddit used to do a warrant canary. Reddit used to have a statement up saying that they have not received a warrant from any government agency requiring the site turn over data. It was taken down back in 2016. So about 10 years now, they are watching.
*sets post history to private* checkmate big brother
„The spying is revealed in a January intelligence bulletin produced by the Border Patrol and leaked to me. The subject of the report is Reddit user “Budget-Chicken-2425,” who is not a narco-trafficker, gang member, or terrorist. Just someone concerned about federal overreach “
Budget-Chicken made my weekend 🤣
Hello fellow conservative, Mr. Johnny Homeland Security. I have brain damage and think that Melania was the classiest a movie about a foreign mail order bride that I’ve ever seen
And? Fuck em.
At this point I think it’s safe to assume anything you do on a phone, tablet, computer, etc is being watched.
They hired the mods from r/conservative.
They are eroding everything that America once stood for. Freedom of speech, privacy, the right to peaceful protest, the right to criticize your government…especially when the „leader“ of the government sexually abused children. The ones who spy on their own citizens are the ones who are complicit in the downfall of the nation. The America we once knew as the land of the free, no longer is. There are so many more countries on this planet that enjoy more freedom than we do now. Far, far from „the greatest country in the world“.
Hello DHS – fuck Ice, fuck Trump, fuck the Republicans, fuck Palantir, fuck all the other Big Tech asswipes and fuck AI.
Don’t worry, I’ve zero intention of visiting your country – as much as I wanted to your plans on examining social media history and other things will pretty much exempt me. Shame. Oh well.
Say Hi to Kristi Noem for me. I haven’t forgotten about the dog you fucking cold hearted bitch.
It’s been common knowledge for a while. Half the posts in a lot of subs only make sense if you’re Steve Buscemi walkin down a high school hallway with 2 skateboards. 😉
Hello Feds!
Fuck Trump!
Abolish ICE!
Prosecute the MAGA government!