*Swift verdict of not guilty in case of Jacob Winkler another high-profile defeat for Jeanine Pirro, US attorney for DC*
B-Z_B-S on
That was fast. Totalitarians are bad at lawsuits, I guess.
PrudentNaysayer on
Laser Guy and Sandwich Guy need to team up and take it on the road.
YouCactusBastard on
Cue the trombones.
tcoh1s on
The administration is run by nothing but tv personalities, reality tv, and podcasters. This isn’t a serious group of people. They just like the titles. Not the jobs.
Remember, this is all put together by a guy who’s NEVER had to do anything in his life. And everything given to him. He doesn’t care.
gwsth on
* An undocumented migrant accidentally picked up by the Trump administration
* An LGBT mother doing a 3 point turn at less-than-walking speed
* A homeless man with a laser pointer
* A man who threw a Subway sandwich at an ICE agent wearing a bulletproof vest.
These are the „Domestic Terrorists“ that Trump is saying are a threat to the national security of the most powerful country on earth.
3 of them have, both collectively and individually, spent more time in jail than a man convicted of 34 felonies. And that was the „good“ ending.
The fourth one was shot in the face in the middle of the street and left to bleed to death by ICE agents.
Let that sink in.
No-Conversation5732 on
Somebody buy laser man a sandwich so he can do things right.
Ok_Cryptographer117 on
So do we still have to pay her?
Malodoror on
Looks like someone needs a drink.
tourettes_on_tuesday on
Just throwing this out there for any hollywood script writers: What if 500+ citizens in a city had cat toy laser pointers, and they all pointed them at nazi helicopters at once? What effect would that produce? Would they be able to pinpoint the location and identity of that many violators?
thisisjustascreename on
Feels like you should find out if the guy actually had a laser before you charge him with pointing a laser at an aircraft.
OpenImagination9 on
Probably took longer to drive to court.
jeffreyto_ on
I hate how people don’t like Trump
value_meal_papi on
Our poor taxes
Strict_Release8242 on
The ‚L’s‘ keep piling up for poor Pirro. trump’s gonna fire this embarrassing loser soon..
Petal_Protocol on
Well, that’s one quick trial. Guess you can say, he certainly…lasered through the accusations.
LividTacos on
I’m not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, I get wanting to send a big FU to the administration. On the other hand, shining a laser at an aircraft isn’t a harmless prank, you could blind the pilot and cause a crash.
Cleanbriefs on
He got off easy! He had a chance for Justice in front of an impartial judge
Yet 70,000 alleged immigrants are in jail by ICE with no chance of ever seeing a judge.
Seems DOJ inability to secure any type of conviction might as well declare sandwich guy and laser guy immigrants and have ICE disappear them. How long before DOJ catches up to this tactic?????
RobutNotRobot on
Did this guy have someone other than a public defender representing him? Because the fact that a PD wouldn’t try to plea out a homeless guy is a story in itself.
ALoudMeow on
Was this a case of jury nullification?
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*Swift verdict of not guilty in case of Jacob Winkler another high-profile defeat for Jeanine Pirro, US attorney for DC*
That was fast. Totalitarians are bad at lawsuits, I guess.
Laser Guy and Sandwich Guy need to team up and take it on the road.
Cue the trombones.
The administration is run by nothing but tv personalities, reality tv, and podcasters. This isn’t a serious group of people. They just like the titles. Not the jobs.
Remember, this is all put together by a guy who’s NEVER had to do anything in his life. And everything given to him. He doesn’t care.
* An undocumented migrant accidentally picked up by the Trump administration
* An LGBT mother doing a 3 point turn at less-than-walking speed
* A homeless man with a laser pointer
* A man who threw a Subway sandwich at an ICE agent wearing a bulletproof vest.
These are the „Domestic Terrorists“ that Trump is saying are a threat to the national security of the most powerful country on earth.
3 of them have, both collectively and individually, spent more time in jail than a man convicted of 34 felonies. And that was the „good“ ending.
The fourth one was shot in the face in the middle of the street and left to bleed to death by ICE agents.
Let that sink in.
Somebody buy laser man a sandwich so he can do things right.
So do we still have to pay her?
Looks like someone needs a drink.
Just throwing this out there for any hollywood script writers: What if 500+ citizens in a city had cat toy laser pointers, and they all pointed them at nazi helicopters at once? What effect would that produce? Would they be able to pinpoint the location and identity of that many violators?
Feels like you should find out if the guy actually had a laser before you charge him with pointing a laser at an aircraft.
Probably took longer to drive to court.
I hate how people don’t like Trump
Our poor taxes
The ‚L’s‘ keep piling up for poor Pirro. trump’s gonna fire this embarrassing loser soon..
Well, that’s one quick trial. Guess you can say, he certainly…lasered through the accusations.
I’m not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, I get wanting to send a big FU to the administration. On the other hand, shining a laser at an aircraft isn’t a harmless prank, you could blind the pilot and cause a crash.
He got off easy! He had a chance for Justice in front of an impartial judge
Yet 70,000 alleged immigrants are in jail by ICE with no chance of ever seeing a judge.
Seems DOJ inability to secure any type of conviction might as well declare sandwich guy and laser guy immigrants and have ICE disappear them. How long before DOJ catches up to this tactic?????
Did this guy have someone other than a public defender representing him? Because the fact that a PD wouldn’t try to plea out a homeless guy is a story in itself.
Was this a case of jury nullification?