Ich habe gerade jemanden gesehen, der Jupiter einen „krankhaft fettleibigen Mondsammler“ genannt hat, und so werde ich mich von nun an auf Jupiter beziehen.
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Ich habe gerade jemanden gesehen, der Jupiter einen „krankhaft fettleibigen Mondsammler“ genannt hat, und so werde ich mich von nun an auf Jupiter beziehen.
https://i.redd.it/wfgnkcmr5zdg1.jpeg
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If anything the Earth is the moon hoarder. Sure, we have only one. But we’re the only rocky body to have a substantial moon. Our moon is by a fair margin the most massive satellite by ratio to its host in the solar system. Even if you added up all the objects orbiting Jupiter the ratio of moon mass to Jupiter mass would be far less than our moon to earth mass is.
The point is the Earth hogs a substantially greater portion of solar system leftovers than is our fair share.
Breaks rule 9. Reddit is full of places to make your quips. Please don’t bombard scientific subs with this stuff in the title, you could have saved the joke as a comment on the next Jupiter related article that’s posted.
Don’t celestial body-shame.
Saturn has more moons though, over 200.
Well, it captures a lot of comets that might otherwise hit Earth.
Not nice! Let’s show a little more respect for our neighbors even if they’re very different from us.
„henceforth“ is one word
Look at her, all big n greedy
Wouldn’t that make the Sun a ‚morbidly obese planet hoarder‘?