Betrunkener Mann versuchte mitten in einer Einkaufspassage Sex mit einem Briefkasten zu haben
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/man-sex-with-postbox-wigan-8459224?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar
Von StGuthlac2025
14 Kommentare
Think of that poor innocent postbox defiled by that lout.
> The lady watched for some time
So ashamed, disgusted and upset, she just couldn’t take her eyes off his dong.
How tall is he to attempt that? Or was he doing a handstand?
It sounds like he didn’t complete, so we are spared all the ‚I’m cumming in a Jiffy‘ jokes.
Let’s be honest, a bloke like that’s got limited dating options.
I thought when the ring was dropped into Mount Doom all the orcs died?
When questioned about its sexuality, the postbox claimed it likes „male“
Absolutely appalling that in this day and age he carried on without verbal consent. I don’t care how drunk he was, consent matters.
This is the weirdest news article I’ve heard from Manchester evening news
Alan Partridge: *That’s lovely. That’s first-class!*
Love your job and you never feel like you are wanking, sorry, working
How drunk and down bad must one be to try and shag a postbox… sorry, per article, make ‘sexual advances towards it’ 😭
I’m not sure what’s more farcical, the terminology and depicted detailed account of his actions, or the actual narrative itself. Hope the postbox is doing okay.💀
…I’m not kink shaming, but I’m definitely kink asking *why.*
Thats a headline you don’t see very often. Perhaps thankfully
Hate to be the Postman doing the collection on that round.