EDIT: To be clear, it doesn’t directly talk about layoffs. But these transformations to improve efficiency and reduce redundancies usually end up as layoffs at some point.
PilotAdvanced on
Yawn. My company sends a memo like this every two years. Streamline processes, break down barriers, reduce silos, etc. etc.
72ChevyMalibu on
Michael Dell is the biggest asshole. Dell is also the shittiest for me 50 company I have worked for.
BarcodeNinja on
He’s just mad his wife is a robot.
abgry_krakow87 on
Also known as „layoffs coming and for those who survive you’ll be expect to pick up the slack from those we cut without any additional pay.“
Available-Goat8727 on
If it’s as big of a transformation that his wife had it’s going to be FUGLY!
mcs5280 on
Dude, you’re getting de-employed
noir_dx on
Please no AI.
Raah1911 on
Layoffs. Hes talking about layoffs
OccidoViper on
Yep its AI and mass layoffs.
BigBlackHungGuy on
Let me guess..
Layoffs, cloud computing, exiting the PC consumer market , embedded systems, the usual shifts. Did I mention layoffs?
Random_Player2711 on
If you can’t put it in the title of the article, then I’m not reading the article and I’m certainly not opening an article to find a link to a memo I’m supposed to read. Be better at engagement for clicks
Petersens_Arm on
Synergistic alignment of the companies forward thinking customer centric automization and strategic streamlining of processes that accelerate the growth and maximization of shareholder value which in turn will create a positive conduit to the allow the synergistic alignment of the companies forward thinking customer centric automization and…
Taupe88 on
your getting laid off. sorry
NecroAmbulate on
Bigger transformation than his wife’s face?
MasterK999 on
Smart people will start looking for jobs now. Which is literally why companies send out these memos half the time. Saves them money to have people leave voluntarily.
Only problem is the Circuit City effect. Often the people who find other jobs easily are the best and therefore you suffer from some brain drain. In company the size of Dell they don’t care though.
zsreport on
Dude, you’re getting laid off!
pivor on
Layoffs, its always layoffs
FutureMess on
Another booger eating AI company, led by a booger eating CEO.
Avoidtolls on
We’re excited to fire you!!!
Hrekires on
As an enterprise customer, I assume that means my entire account team is going to get reassigned and prices on everything will double?
brianqueso on
„DOMS is going away“ was a saying many years old when I heard it as a new hire in 2012.
RebelStrategist on
What he really means to say is “AI is going to do everything. You’re all fired.” These big tech don’t give two rats asses for the people capital that got them where they are today.
RationalPoint on
Hello India, my old friend…
I’ve come to offshore once again…
’Cause the layoffs softly creeping,
And the U.S. teams just keep shrinking…
And the H-1Bs, they’re already in the queue…
Nothing new…
Welcome to the cycle… of layoffs.
North_Imagination163 on
This secret maverick project has been worked on for a decade…I worked on it before with McKinsey consultants. We were to remove silos but we siloed CSG and ISG. A great supply chain in many ways but overall strategy Dell has no idea what it is doing. A big part of it was for the employees to work remotely and change the industry to work remotely. We had banners everywhere talking about how it was the future. Well now Michael wants everyone in the office again.
karma3000 on
Let me guess….. is it Dell AI?
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“Transformation” or more accurately layoffs.
EDIT: To be clear, it doesn’t directly talk about layoffs. But these transformations to improve efficiency and reduce redundancies usually end up as layoffs at some point.
Yawn. My company sends a memo like this every two years. Streamline processes, break down barriers, reduce silos, etc. etc.
Michael Dell is the biggest asshole. Dell is also the shittiest for me 50 company I have worked for.
He’s just mad his wife is a robot.
Also known as „layoffs coming and for those who survive you’ll be expect to pick up the slack from those we cut without any additional pay.“
If it’s as big of a transformation that his wife had it’s going to be FUGLY!
Dude, you’re getting de-employed
Please no AI.
Layoffs. Hes talking about layoffs
Yep its AI and mass layoffs.
Let me guess..
Layoffs, cloud computing, exiting the PC consumer market , embedded systems, the usual shifts. Did I mention layoffs?
If you can’t put it in the title of the article, then I’m not reading the article and I’m certainly not opening an article to find a link to a memo I’m supposed to read. Be better at engagement for clicks
Synergistic alignment of the companies forward thinking customer centric automization and strategic streamlining of processes that accelerate the growth and maximization of shareholder value which in turn will create a positive conduit to the allow the synergistic alignment of the companies forward thinking customer centric automization and…
your getting laid off. sorry
Bigger transformation than his wife’s face?
Smart people will start looking for jobs now. Which is literally why companies send out these memos half the time. Saves them money to have people leave voluntarily.
Only problem is the Circuit City effect. Often the people who find other jobs easily are the best and therefore you suffer from some brain drain. In company the size of Dell they don’t care though.
Dude, you’re getting laid off!
Layoffs, its always layoffs
Another booger eating AI company, led by a booger eating CEO.
We’re excited to fire you!!!
As an enterprise customer, I assume that means my entire account team is going to get reassigned and prices on everything will double?
„DOMS is going away“ was a saying many years old when I heard it as a new hire in 2012.
What he really means to say is “AI is going to do everything. You’re all fired.” These big tech don’t give two rats asses for the people capital that got them where they are today.
Hello India, my old friend…
I’ve come to offshore once again…
’Cause the layoffs softly creeping,
And the U.S. teams just keep shrinking…
And the H-1Bs, they’re already in the queue…
Nothing new…
Welcome to the cycle… of layoffs.
This secret maverick project has been worked on for a decade…I worked on it before with McKinsey consultants. We were to remove silos but we siloed CSG and ISG. A great supply chain in many ways but overall strategy Dell has no idea what it is doing. A big part of it was for the employees to work remotely and change the industry to work remotely. We had banners everywhere talking about how it was the future. Well now Michael wants everyone in the office again.
Let me guess….. is it Dell AI?