Die Biber-Verschwörung = Studien zeigen, dass das Beobachten eines Bibers beim Kohlfressen den Stress um 17 % senkt

hahaha

Diabolical.

Someone fashion this gent a proper salad.

With the grabby paws and crunchy sounds…I feel better already. 10/10 conspiracy.

Speaking of beavers have you ever heard that beaver anal gland secretion was historically used as a „natural flavoring“ for vanilla, raspberry, and strawberry products. You thought you were eating vanilla but really you were eating beaver asshole. 

This is a really good post between all the dark conspiracies on this sub. Thank you.