**US:** Let us take Greenland
**Denmark:** No
**US:** Oh come on!
**Denmark:** No
**US:** Oh you’re so mean!
agha0013 on
„discuss“ there is no discussion, it doesn’t belong to Trump.
It shouldn’t even be discussed, it’s a non starter. Us doesn’t need to seize it to keep it’s strategic military foothold so that excuse is bullshit. They want it to steal water and resources that don’t belong to them
cannonman1863 on
There is no discussion needed. Apparently Trump isn’t the only one who doesn’t understand the word „no“ in this administration.
MyUsernameRocks on
Release the Epstein files
weisblattsnut on
* US: Look, we paid 7 million for Alaska.. so how about 7 million?
Denmark: no thanks.
Nick_Strong on
I’m afraid the Trump administration might offer to buy Greenland (of course, for far less than it’s worth) and then threaten Denmark with the annexation of Greenland if it refuses to sell. But even if Denmark wanted to sell it (which it doesn’t), it couldn’t do so without the consent of the Greenlandic people, and they know they’re far better off as part of Denmark than as part of the US.
All we can hope for now is that the Trump administration isn’t absolutely determined to take Greenland one way or another, and that it would be satisfied with whatever Denmark is willing and legally able to offer. And Denmark would surely offer anything that’s within legal limits.
wjames0394 on
Don’t let the us into the country.
ljwdt90 on
Hopefully it goes something like this:
Rubio: We need Gree…
Danish Officials: Fuck off.
Rubio: Excuse me?
Danish official1: Fuck
Danish official2: Off
Rubio. : …
Danish officials: Fuck off.
Adam20188 on
They’ll sign a deal and Trumps name will be all over it. Such as US is entitled to x amount of resources, full rights to the northern passage, etc. Trump will get what he wants a huge bill and act named after him and Greenland will continue to be apart of Denmark
Hawksx4 on
The conversation should go as follows:
US: „We want Greenland.“
Denmark: „Fuck off.“
End of chat
Motor_Monk9110 on
Rumour has it they’ve hired a preschool teacher to explain with sock puppets that Greenland is part of Europe.
GM_Twigman on
The discussion I imagine will be
Danes: You already have authorisation to station far more troops in Greenland than you currently do, and to establish bases beyond the one you have. What more do you want?
US: We neeeeeed it, why are you being so unfair?😭
FluffyPantsMcGee on
Close the doors and play Rains of Castamere
Electronic_Goat_7927 on
Rubio is lying…learned it from his puppet master. It is just theatrics…..Denmark and Greenland both have stated that there will be no change in their position on this matter.
Pizzicati on
Why would anyone in Denmark talk to Nazis?
StarfleetGiraffe on
What is there to discuss?
King_Fisher99 on
Nothing to discuss. Don’t even show up
Archangel-Styx on
This is usually the point in my total war campaigns where random factions start declaring war on me for being „too hostile“.
amprather on
EU-US travel would cease if there is a military engagement. This would destroy the world economy
OLDandBOLDfr on
Cool story. The rest of the world will keep discussing the Epstein Files.
sifighter1 on
In fairness I do believe that they actually called to meet with him. Not to agree to a deal I think it’s going to very well be an argument of what the hell are they thinking
bluddystump on
To be a fly on the wall for this one.
slimdunk01 on
What the fuck is there even to discuss??
planetarybum on
No matter what happens Trump has fucked up.
The US has lost its soft power and will slowly suffer death from 1000 cuts as the world rejects it and forms alternative alliances.
rollem on
In the unlikely event that Denmark is willing to sell it, residents should first vote on it. And this all still begs the question: WTF do we even want with it? It belongs to a close ally, any strategic or commercial value is available through existing channels of alliance and trade. This is so infuriating.
liquidphantom on
The discussion will go something like this
USA: We want Gre….
Denmark: NO
Healthy-Caregiver997 on
The way the US is conducting itself I wouldn’t let the plane land and I would ask Americans to deport themselves off our island.
creativextacy on
Can’t Europe collectively tell that there is nothing to discuss? Period.
Dances_With_Birds on
For the love of all that is good, please do not give in to these ridiculous demands. Call the bluff. Americans will stand up when it becomes to uncomfortable to not.
calstanfordboye on
There is nothing to discuss. At all.
Additional_Quiet2600 on
There is nothing to discuss. Greenland is not ours.
TheMyzzler on
Wrong move. There’s nothing to discuss. Going to the negotiating table with the US is a bitch move.
Valsion20 on
This is gonna be such a tightrope walk. There is no way Denmark can just give the idiot what he wants or he’s just gonna keep going like that, demanding more and more and more. Yet having a war between the US and Europe is gonna be a huge catastrophe so they want to avoid that unless no other options are available.
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**US/Denmark meeting**
**US:** Let us take Greenland
**Denmark:** No
**US:** Oh come on!
**Denmark:** No
**US:** Oh you’re so mean!
„discuss“ there is no discussion, it doesn’t belong to Trump.
It shouldn’t even be discussed, it’s a non starter. Us doesn’t need to seize it to keep it’s strategic military foothold so that excuse is bullshit. They want it to steal water and resources that don’t belong to them
There is no discussion needed. Apparently Trump isn’t the only one who doesn’t understand the word „no“ in this administration.
Release the Epstein files
* US: Look, we paid 7 million for Alaska.. so how about 7 million?
Denmark: no thanks.
I’m afraid the Trump administration might offer to buy Greenland (of course, for far less than it’s worth) and then threaten Denmark with the annexation of Greenland if it refuses to sell. But even if Denmark wanted to sell it (which it doesn’t), it couldn’t do so without the consent of the Greenlandic people, and they know they’re far better off as part of Denmark than as part of the US.
All we can hope for now is that the Trump administration isn’t absolutely determined to take Greenland one way or another, and that it would be satisfied with whatever Denmark is willing and legally able to offer. And Denmark would surely offer anything that’s within legal limits.
Don’t let the us into the country.
Hopefully it goes something like this:
Rubio: We need Gree…
Danish Officials: Fuck off.
Rubio: Excuse me?
Danish official1: Fuck
Danish official2: Off
Rubio. : …
Danish officials: Fuck off.
They’ll sign a deal and Trumps name will be all over it. Such as US is entitled to x amount of resources, full rights to the northern passage, etc. Trump will get what he wants a huge bill and act named after him and Greenland will continue to be apart of Denmark
The conversation should go as follows:
US: „We want Greenland.“
Denmark: „Fuck off.“
End of chat
Rumour has it they’ve hired a preschool teacher to explain with sock puppets that Greenland is part of Europe.
The discussion I imagine will be
Danes: You already have authorisation to station far more troops in Greenland than you currently do, and to establish bases beyond the one you have. What more do you want?
US: We neeeeeed it, why are you being so unfair?😭
Close the doors and play Rains of Castamere
Rubio is lying…learned it from his puppet master. It is just theatrics…..Denmark and Greenland both have stated that there will be no change in their position on this matter.
Why would anyone in Denmark talk to Nazis?
What is there to discuss?
Nothing to discuss. Don’t even show up
This is usually the point in my total war campaigns where random factions start declaring war on me for being „too hostile“.
EU-US travel would cease if there is a military engagement. This would destroy the world economy
Cool story. The rest of the world will keep discussing the Epstein Files.
In fairness I do believe that they actually called to meet with him. Not to agree to a deal I think it’s going to very well be an argument of what the hell are they thinking
To be a fly on the wall for this one.
What the fuck is there even to discuss??
No matter what happens Trump has fucked up.
The US has lost its soft power and will slowly suffer death from 1000 cuts as the world rejects it and forms alternative alliances.
In the unlikely event that Denmark is willing to sell it, residents should first vote on it. And this all still begs the question: WTF do we even want with it? It belongs to a close ally, any strategic or commercial value is available through existing channels of alliance and trade. This is so infuriating.
The discussion will go something like this
USA: We want Gre….
Denmark: NO
The way the US is conducting itself I wouldn’t let the plane land and I would ask Americans to deport themselves off our island.
Can’t Europe collectively tell that there is nothing to discuss? Period.
For the love of all that is good, please do not give in to these ridiculous demands. Call the bluff. Americans will stand up when it becomes to uncomfortable to not.
There is nothing to discuss. At all.
There is nothing to discuss. Greenland is not ours.
Wrong move. There’s nothing to discuss. Going to the negotiating table with the US is a bitch move.
This is gonna be such a tightrope walk. There is no way Denmark can just give the idiot what he wants or he’s just gonna keep going like that, demanding more and more and more. Yet having a war between the US and Europe is gonna be a huge catastrophe so they want to avoid that unless no other options are available.