Maybe they don’t have enough oil there to meet the demand for lube?
Pseudonym_613 on
This belongs in r/CAF
GetsGold on
>The U.S. Department of Defense has since been renamed to the Department of War by Trump, after the commander-in-chief opined the former name was “woke.”
The U.S. is a joke country.
Newleafto on
Holly Shit this is a real story! I thought it was the Beaverton.
Beaverton, you have competition – reality.
LampyV2 on
The butts will be plugged. They demand it.
Embarrassed-Map2148 on
Anyone else think Butt plugs to Bahrain would be a great band name?
MirthandMystery on
Tell them to F off. Plain and simple.
If the US Dept of War wants to play sex morality police they can start with ousting their boss.
Trump’s a rapist who partnered with Epstein and trafficked underaged girls that were sexually exploited and traded like cattle. He’s scared of the millions of files coming out showing details who his clients/business partners were, who was exploited and when.
squirrel9000 on
I thought their military bases had special rules about this sort of thing?
Perhaps the Department of War needs to do something about their sexually unsatisfied soldiers. This may also help reduce the rate that vegetables are disappearing from the mess hall.
RavRob on
Those butt plugs were for Trump, so his MAGA wouldn’t escape.
goleafie on
But but but butt!
DooOboes on
This administration is obsessed with protecting assholes.
Illustrious_Dog_1743 on
I’ll donate $100 to send butt plugs to the White House.
Comprehensive-Job369 on
Send them to Kegsbreath instead.
Mercinyah on
Hahahaha. Nutlick wants to hoard our buttplugs now?
AustralisBorealis64 on
Hmm. not a Beaverton article…
morenewsat11 on
Hilarious
> We got a huge kick out of it,” Bennett said. “I mean, we don’t judge, we want everyone to order whatever they want and we want everyone to feel confident and start shopping for whatever they want. But, there is a juxtaposition of a military person in a foreign country ordering butt plugs and having no understanding that those items are illegal in the country that they’re in.”
> The Pentagon declined to comment to CTV News Toronto’s repeated requests, saying they “don’t have anything to offer” on the topic.
YoungWhiteAvatar on
DONT PULL THAT THANG OUT UNLESS YOU PLAN TO BANG
BUTTPLUGS TO BAHRAAAAAIN
Efficient-Scene5901 on
Just opened Reddit and this is the first thing I see…. I am going back go my weights now….. LOL
Right_Hour on
If there is ever a sexual or secular revolution happening there – “Butt plugs for Bahrain!” Would be one hell of a battle cry!
Has more ring to it than even “dicks out for Harambe!” 🙂
grannyte on
Send one directly to the drunk looser in charge of the department of defense.
Bigfatmauls on
This is peak Canada
HowlingWolven on
First of all, it’s the department of defence, secondly, if we are calling it anything with ‘war’ in it, it’s gonna be the war department.
I love that the letters got framed though
Sorry-Bad3889 on
Sex Shop just started a war, LOL!
mrizzerdly on
Why not tell their soldiers to stop ordering them. Not very capitalist of them to tell a company to stop selling products.
Primary-Obligation-8 on
Those military tightasses need them badly😂
Abject_Rhubarb_3430 on
Sounds like they want more
Tractorguy69 on
They tried to ship President trump?
construct_training on
People are so silly sometimes
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Improper competition with Pete Hegseth’s store?
Mmm no
r/notthebeaverton
Maybe they don’t have enough oil there to meet the demand for lube?
This belongs in r/CAF
>The U.S. Department of Defense has since been renamed to the Department of War by Trump, after the commander-in-chief opined the former name was “woke.”
The U.S. is a joke country.
Holly Shit this is a real story! I thought it was the Beaverton.
Beaverton, you have competition – reality.
The butts will be plugged. They demand it.
Anyone else think Butt plugs to Bahrain would be a great band name?
Tell them to F off. Plain and simple.
If the US Dept of War wants to play sex morality police they can start with ousting their boss.
Trump’s a rapist who partnered with Epstein and trafficked underaged girls that were sexually exploited and traded like cattle. He’s scared of the millions of files coming out showing details who his clients/business partners were, who was exploited and when.
I thought their military bases had special rules about this sort of thing?
Perhaps the Department of War needs to do something about their sexually unsatisfied soldiers. This may also help reduce the rate that vegetables are disappearing from the mess hall.
Those butt plugs were for Trump, so his MAGA wouldn’t escape.
But but but butt!
This administration is obsessed with protecting assholes.
I’ll donate $100 to send butt plugs to the White House.
Send them to Kegsbreath instead.
Hahahaha. Nutlick wants to hoard our buttplugs now?
Hmm. not a Beaverton article…
Hilarious
> We got a huge kick out of it,” Bennett said. “I mean, we don’t judge, we want everyone to order whatever they want and we want everyone to feel confident and start shopping for whatever they want. But, there is a juxtaposition of a military person in a foreign country ordering butt plugs and having no understanding that those items are illegal in the country that they’re in.”
> The Pentagon declined to comment to CTV News Toronto’s repeated requests, saying they “don’t have anything to offer” on the topic.
DONT PULL THAT THANG OUT UNLESS YOU PLAN TO BANG
BUTTPLUGS TO BAHRAAAAAIN
Just opened Reddit and this is the first thing I see…. I am going back go my weights now….. LOL
If there is ever a sexual or secular revolution happening there – “Butt plugs for Bahrain!” Would be one hell of a battle cry!
Has more ring to it than even “dicks out for Harambe!” 🙂
Send one directly to the drunk looser in charge of the department of defense.
This is peak Canada
First of all, it’s the department of defence, secondly, if we are calling it anything with ‘war’ in it, it’s gonna be the war department.
I love that the letters got framed though
Sex Shop just started a war, LOL!
Why not tell their soldiers to stop ordering them. Not very capitalist of them to tell a company to stop selling products.
Those military tightasses need them badly😂
Sounds like they want more
They tried to ship President trump?
People are so silly sometimes