Nordkorea „hat ballistische Rakete auf das Japanische Meer abgefeuert“
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/03/north-korea-has-fired-ballistic-missile-towards-the-sea-of-japan
Nordkorea „hat ballistische Rakete auf das Japanische Meer abgefeuert“
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/03/north-korea-has-fired-ballistic-missile-towards-the-sea-of-japan
43 Kommentare
Fire one back?
North Korea secretly protecting the world against Cthulhu.
Also:
*Notice me senpai*.
„we still exist!!!!“
„Don’t forget about us!“
Curious what would happen if the US just decided to go „get“ Kim. Apparently that’s a thing that can happen now.
Did they know it was going to go that way when they launched it?
„Why should Venezuela get all the attention? Pay attention to ME!!!“
Frankly, if we had nukes, I’d suggest a few test firings to remind the world too. Nukes seem like the only things American’s care about.
That’ll show that ocean!
They’re so mad about Venezuela, lmao. Seething.
Really kind of NK to keep providing data on their latest missile tech to their potential enemies. Very sporting of them.
Next song
HEY WE ALSO EXIST, DON’T FORGET THAT. BE VERY AFRAID.
North Korea: somebody pay attention to me!!!!
“Venezuela is trending, what should we do!?”
“FIRE ZE MIIIISILES!!!!!”
I hear the Sea of Japan is about ready to surrender.
*Checks calendar…* Yup, it’s winter again!
Gotta respect them, the only country keeping the kaiju’s at bay.
They really hate that Sea of Japan…
Kim Jong Fickwit making sure his ass needs baby powder from the orange fucksicle.
[Russia is doing military exercises in the Kuril Islands](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://news.vocofm.com/en/international-news/174382/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjuyvPn3vCRAxXQczABHSUmHRQQxfQBKAB6BAgGEAE&usg=AOvVaw3IEsMqKAPnlCvOe6gc4U5z) (Northern Territories of Japan), that started New Years Day and ends on March 1st— two months.
Could have something to do with that intimidation.
NK is eternally at war with the sea.
Pick me!
They really hate that body of water dammm
The missile spun in. There were no survivors.
Not crazy about 2026 so far
Take that AQUAMAN!
3rd day of 2026 💀
Did they hit the target (Sea of Japan)?
Everyone just decided all bets are off to start 2026
It’s only the 3rd of January.
Somewhere in the Sea of Japan, a fish had a Cleveland bathtub moment
Can we please not do WWIII? No one will benefit from this.
The Sea of Japan insulted them by suggesting that the immortal ruler pooped.
Is it that time of year again?
Idk why we’re so surprised about this….
I mean, obviously, if they want to test their missile, this direction is kinda the only one there is. North is China, West is China, South is South Korea (don’t really want to spark a war over a test), East is conveniently a sea and quite a vast one..
Yearly it’s cold and they’ve run out of food so they are going to instigate until the USA and South Korea send them more. Happens every year. I bet an exercise is going on or about to start on South Korean bases too.
Did anyone ever drive a Land Rover Defender and tried to steer the vehicle towards a specific direction but eventually got to the vicinity of the intended heading? Yeah.
So?
“Hey don’t forget about us!”
I see 2026 is off to a good start
„You guys are going to look like idiots if we ever stop protecting you from kaiju.“ – Kimmy
missile made of tree bark. no worries
China probably sent NK to do it on their behalf to intimidate Japan.