MTG behauptet, Mike Johnson sei eine Marionette, die von Trumps Weißem Haus kontrolliert werde
MTG Alleges Mike Johnson Is Puppet Being Controlled By Trump’s White House
MTG behauptet, Mike Johnson sei eine Marionette, die von Trumps Weißem Haus kontrolliert werde
MTG Alleges Mike Johnson Is Puppet Being Controlled By Trump’s White House
48 Kommentare
Well duh!
Yeah, every knows that. Please tell me this isn’t a new discovery for her
I allege water is wet.
Did she also allege that the sky is blue?
He is complicit. No one is „making him“ do anything. He is choosing to do it. Unlike underaged girls.
I never knew
Hold on, let me write this down.
well there’s a news alert….
This is obvious for all to see.
/r/noshitsherlock
Pot, kettle
….yeah we… know…
Breaking story tonight at 6: people breath air.
And instead of staying behind and fighting the corruption, you quit and ran home. Please just fade into oblivion.
Is this one of those „predators of a feather“ things? What kind of dirt do they have on Mike?
Everything is seemingly transactional with these MAGA ghouls. They must be hiding something for him that he wants to keep a secret, right?
I will never praise someone as horrible as Marjorie Taylor Greene simply because she states the obvious these days. I don’t trust her as far as I can throw her.
Captain obvious has a new gig as a pundit.
Duh, and so was she. Tf?
in other news, MTG Alleges Kermit the Frog Is Puppet Being Controlled By Jim Henson
Trump got everything the govt had on everyone. Guys his history is one of extortion and leverage. We saw it with Pecker and the Enquirer. No doubt Putin has dirt on him and he gives dirt to Trump to use. Now Elon comes in and gets it all and copies it. What could possibly go wrong? Suddenly everyone is bending knee. CBS lets him install a puppet. Paramount is ass kissing. NBC distances themselves from MSNow. FCC is waving the axe around.
Classic crash out by a woman who discovers in the end that she was never in the boys’ club.
Well, I have to admit was skeptical that her little change of heart was real, but if she’s sharing deep MAGA insider secrets like this, then surely she must be legit.
/s
We already knew that
Hell hath no fury like a Bleach Blonde, Bad-Built Butch Body scorned.
Breaking news! Fork found in kitchen
*shocked Pikachu*
“Alleges”
If MTG wants to go on some kind of redemption arc or a vengeance arc against Trump, she’s gonna need to tell us something that we didnt already know…
An insult to puppets really
I’m honestly getting tired of saying „no shit“
Title can take off the “mtg alleges” part
Moses Mike Grinder Johnson is complicit in the greatest fraud on the American people in history.
She’s really, really, really slow huh?
Good lord lady, we all figured this out a while ago.
“MTG says the obvious hoping people forget she helped get us here and is still just as evil as she’s ever been”
No shit, Sherlock.
Tell us something we don’t know… Proof he’s gay maybe? That would be awesome
There are less obvious puppets on Sesame Street.
Puppets controlling puppets. Kinda like Russian dolls.
Do republicans use internet explorer or some shit??
At least he has not shown up in the Trump Files…. yet.
Bitch we know
Of course he is as is the entire republican caucus. They’re all cowards
He’s probably into fisting so he makes a good sock puppet.
Mike Johnson denies the allegations, as puppets require constant direct control. He describes his actions as more of a puppy; eager to please but frequently wetting the floor – but asks the media not to mention that fact around Noem.
No shit
And the last horse finally crosses the finish line. *slow clap*
Just as she was
ya don’t say?