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  1. Little_Mamaxo on

    They can’t even finish projects on Earth but sure, the Moon sounds manageable.

  2. Agressive-toothbrush on

    Russia plans to forge a ring of power to control all the other rings… /s

  3. Recently the only thing that they put in orbit are tank turrets. And even for those they need the help of Ukrainians.

  4. Steven_Bloody_Toast on

    With their non functioning rocket pad? Or their barely functioning rockets? Or their “constantly on the verge of collapse” economy? They can plan to relocate Red Square to fucking Venus for all it matters, they ain’t doing shit but war crimes in Ukraine.

  5. frugaleringenieur on

    Never underestimate bad cover-up stories of actual intents and actions below.

  6. Bold move. Considering they can’t even keep the lights on without sanction workarounds.

  7. Biggle_fuzz on

    Didn’t they damage their only launchpad for crewed missions with at least a two year repair time.

  8. YarpsDrittAdrAtta on

    It would be good if they all colonized the Red Planet. And moved there as soon as possible

  9. Arcadia1972 on

    Great idea. Brutally-declining birth rate, endless war. Yeah, let’s build a dacha on the moon!

  10. h3r3andth3r3 on

    I’m planning a bed and breakfast on the moon, doesn’t mean it will happen despite my propaganda.

  11. Impressive-Weird-908 on

    Ignoring execution, why? How is this any better than just putting it in like Siberia?

  12. This is typical Russia. They always have had these grand glorious plans that almost always fail at the same time as they can’t feed or equip their own soldiers. Corruption is reducing everything to crap.

  13. AmrahsNaitsabes on

    If anyone read the article, Russia & China’s Space program’s (Roscomos and CNSA) are collaborating for a research base on the moon. The nuclear plant is just how they’ll power it (Russian Nuclear knowledge is being used) it’s probably the least interesting part.
    It’s pretty exciting, it really isn’t too political (it’s just science-focused for now), it’s a development on the [2021 International Lunar Research Station project](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Lunar_Research_Station), and the updated completion date is 2036.

  14. Ancient_Tea_6990 on

    It’s not like the Russian soldiers were on Tinder nearby trying to get dates in Ukraine because they thought they would take Kiev within three days. /s

  15. Surely it’ll be a 3 day operation much like Ukraine. Oh, also keep in mind that their last functioning launch platform fell apart earlier this year.

  16. EspressoFrog on

    The article reads differently: Russia to assist China with their Chinese lunar program and offer help with the nuclear reactor bit.
    So in short, we’ll send our team to Beijing since we have nothing planned for them to do in Russia.

  17. hellranger788 on

    Quick question, could this actually work? I mean lets say we got the tech, funding, and drive to make this happen. Wouldnt this fail because the plant needs to be connected to the grid? Do we have batteries that we can fill then connect to the grid? Russia is filled with idiots, but could a nuclear plant on the moon actually work?

  18. russia is going to make dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you

  19. And I’m about to win the world’s strongest man contest at age 51! Did I mention I was once the king of Spain? I think it’s great to fantasize about the things that will never happen.

  20. Safewordharder on

    „Russia plans to wish upon decaying simian appendage in desperate attempt to be right about literally anything, more at 11.“

  21. Russia can barely make a fighter jet in 2025 let alone anything space faring.

    Good on them though for daring to dream.

  22. AscendedViking7 on

    Can’t wait to see Russia’s entire space program, now consisting of a torn paper airplane, dump millions of dollars and incredibly expensive resources into developing cutting edge technology such as the…… bottle rocket?

    Lmao.

  23. TheBlack2007 on

    Okay, so they didn’t even land a man – their supposed moon rocket blew up on the pad the one time they wanted to launch it and now, instead of a one-man lander, they want to bring down a couple hundred tons of dead weight for what exactly?

    You know what? Just go ahead. At least some entertainment instead of just murdering people for the hell of it. Just make sure the guy responsible for doing percussive adjustment to components doesn’t hammer the gyroscope into place upside down again.

  24. Not_3_Raccoons on

    Is this before or after the North Korean plan to put the moon in their capital?

  25. Fievels_good_trouble on

    I’m also planting on building a base in the moon. Both are probably pretty close in probability of success.

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