They can’t even finish projects on Earth but sure, the Moon sounds manageable.
Agressive-toothbrush on
Russia plans to forge a ring of power to control all the other rings… /s
Niibler on
Recently the only thing that they put in orbit are tank turrets. And even for those they need the help of Ukrainians.
Ploppyun on
This is like a bad movie. WTF is happening on this planet?
Steven_Bloody_Toast on
With their non functioning rocket pad? Or their barely functioning rockets? Or their “constantly on the verge of collapse” economy? They can plan to relocate Red Square to fucking Venus for all it matters, they ain’t doing shit but war crimes in Ukraine.
Im_better_than__u on
Second half of next year- Elon Musk
Eveleyn on
Always Russia with their longterm goal without the longterm plan.
frugaleringenieur on
Never underestimate bad cover-up stories of actual intents and actions below.
bullhits on
Bold move. Considering they can’t even keep the lights on without sanction workarounds.
Expensive_Captain387 on
Right after they win the war in Ukraine.
Biggle_fuzz on
Didn’t they damage their only launchpad for crewed missions with at least a two year repair time.
Substantial_Brain917 on
They’ll probably put it in Siberia and call it the moon
Gildenstern2u on
Russia you crazy gurl.
King-of-Plebss on
Russia is also watching For All Mankind
Formal_Specific1473 on
Ok but maybe they should get the f’k out of Ukraine first!
YarpsDrittAdrAtta on
It would be good if they all colonized the Red Planet. And moved there as soon as possible
Substantial__Unit on
Russia can’t start a fire in a cast iron stove lol
MyDogThinksISmell on
Suuuuure they do
zestzebra on
Okay, Vlad, okay.
macross1984 on
Russia like to plan a lot and pretend they are great.
Arcadia1972 on
Great idea. Brutally-declining birth rate, endless war. Yeah, let’s build a dacha on the moon!
h3r3andth3r3 on
I’m planning a bed and breakfast on the moon, doesn’t mean it will happen despite my propaganda.
Impressive-Weird-908 on
Ignoring execution, why? How is this any better than just putting it in like Siberia?
Sbsbg on
This is typical Russia. They always have had these grand glorious plans that almost always fail at the same time as they can’t feed or equip their own soldiers. Corruption is reducing everything to crap.
HeavyRightFoot-TG on
Riiiiiiight
AmrahsNaitsabes on
If anyone read the article, Russia & China’s Space program’s (Roscomos and CNSA) are collaborating for a research base on the moon. The nuclear plant is just how they’ll power it (Russian Nuclear knowledge is being used) it’s probably the least interesting part.
It’s pretty exciting, it really isn’t too political (it’s just science-focused for now), it’s a development on the [2021 International Lunar Research Station project](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Lunar_Research_Station), and the updated completion date is 2036.
hambergeisha on
Space!
Ancient_Tea_6990 on
It’s not like the Russian soldiers were on Tinder nearby trying to get dates in Ukraine because they thought they would take Kiev within three days. /s
foulpudding on
AppleTV must be playing in Russia now.
Zathala on
Surely it’ll be a 3 day operation much like Ukraine. Oh, also keep in mind that their last functioning launch platform fell apart earlier this year.
EspressoFrog on
The article reads differently: Russia to assist China with their Chinese lunar program and offer help with the nuclear reactor bit.
So in short, we’ll send our team to Beijing since we have nothing planned for them to do in Russia.
hellranger788 on
Quick question, could this actually work? I mean lets say we got the tech, funding, and drive to make this happen. Wouldnt this fail because the plant needs to be connected to the grid? Do we have batteries that we can fill then connect to the grid? Russia is filled with idiots, but could a nuclear plant on the moon actually work?
InTheEither on
Well, they don’t have any friends here on earth
sickwobsm8 on
russia is going to make dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you
jsc010-1 on
And I’m about to win the world’s strongest man contest at age 51! Did I mention I was once the king of Spain? I think it’s great to fantasize about the things that will never happen.
Safewordharder on
„Russia plans to wish upon decaying simian appendage in desperate attempt to be right about literally anything, more at 11.“
One-Frame_ on
Russia can barely make a fighter jet in 2025 let alone anything space faring.
Good on them though for daring to dream.
AscendedViking7 on
Can’t wait to see Russia’s entire space program, now consisting of a torn paper airplane, dump millions of dollars and incredibly expensive resources into developing cutting edge technology such as the…… bottle rocket?
Lmao.
Kind-Objective9513 on
Yeah, whatever.
TheBlack2007 on
Okay, so they didn’t even land a man – their supposed moon rocket blew up on the pad the one time they wanted to launch it and now, instead of a one-man lander, they want to bring down a couple hundred tons of dead weight for what exactly?
You know what? Just go ahead. At least some entertainment instead of just murdering people for the hell of it. Just make sure the guy responsible for doing percussive adjustment to components doesn’t hammer the gyroscope into place upside down again.
Not_3_Raccoons on
Is this before or after the North Korean plan to put the moon in their capital?
_ficklelilpickle on
Can’t wait to see how they plan on cooling it.
Fievels_good_trouble on
I’m also planting on building a base in the moon. Both are probably pretty close in probability of success.
Solid_Listen_8056 on
Oh. They still have money for this?
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Russia also planned to take Kiev in three days.
They can’t even finish projects on Earth but sure, the Moon sounds manageable.
Russia plans to forge a ring of power to control all the other rings… /s
Recently the only thing that they put in orbit are tank turrets. And even for those they need the help of Ukrainians.
This is like a bad movie. WTF is happening on this planet?
With their non functioning rocket pad? Or their barely functioning rockets? Or their “constantly on the verge of collapse” economy? They can plan to relocate Red Square to fucking Venus for all it matters, they ain’t doing shit but war crimes in Ukraine.
Second half of next year- Elon Musk
Always Russia with their longterm goal without the longterm plan.
Never underestimate bad cover-up stories of actual intents and actions below.
Bold move. Considering they can’t even keep the lights on without sanction workarounds.
Right after they win the war in Ukraine.
Didn’t they damage their only launchpad for crewed missions with at least a two year repair time.
They’ll probably put it in Siberia and call it the moon
Russia you crazy gurl.
Russia is also watching For All Mankind
Ok but maybe they should get the f’k out of Ukraine first!
It would be good if they all colonized the Red Planet. And moved there as soon as possible
Russia can’t start a fire in a cast iron stove lol
Suuuuure they do
Okay, Vlad, okay.
Russia like to plan a lot and pretend they are great.
Great idea. Brutally-declining birth rate, endless war. Yeah, let’s build a dacha on the moon!
I’m planning a bed and breakfast on the moon, doesn’t mean it will happen despite my propaganda.
Ignoring execution, why? How is this any better than just putting it in like Siberia?
This is typical Russia. They always have had these grand glorious plans that almost always fail at the same time as they can’t feed or equip their own soldiers. Corruption is reducing everything to crap.
Riiiiiiight
If anyone read the article, Russia & China’s Space program’s (Roscomos and CNSA) are collaborating for a research base on the moon. The nuclear plant is just how they’ll power it (Russian Nuclear knowledge is being used) it’s probably the least interesting part.
It’s pretty exciting, it really isn’t too political (it’s just science-focused for now), it’s a development on the [2021 International Lunar Research Station project](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Lunar_Research_Station), and the updated completion date is 2036.
Space!
It’s not like the Russian soldiers were on Tinder nearby trying to get dates in Ukraine because they thought they would take Kiev within three days. /s
AppleTV must be playing in Russia now.
Surely it’ll be a 3 day operation much like Ukraine. Oh, also keep in mind that their last functioning launch platform fell apart earlier this year.
The article reads differently: Russia to assist China with their Chinese lunar program and offer help with the nuclear reactor bit.
So in short, we’ll send our team to Beijing since we have nothing planned for them to do in Russia.
Quick question, could this actually work? I mean lets say we got the tech, funding, and drive to make this happen. Wouldnt this fail because the plant needs to be connected to the grid? Do we have batteries that we can fill then connect to the grid? Russia is filled with idiots, but could a nuclear plant on the moon actually work?
Well, they don’t have any friends here on earth
russia is going to make dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you
And I’m about to win the world’s strongest man contest at age 51! Did I mention I was once the king of Spain? I think it’s great to fantasize about the things that will never happen.
„Russia plans to wish upon decaying simian appendage in desperate attempt to be right about literally anything, more at 11.“
Russia can barely make a fighter jet in 2025 let alone anything space faring.
Good on them though for daring to dream.
Can’t wait to see Russia’s entire space program, now consisting of a torn paper airplane, dump millions of dollars and incredibly expensive resources into developing cutting edge technology such as the…… bottle rocket?
Lmao.
Yeah, whatever.
Okay, so they didn’t even land a man – their supposed moon rocket blew up on the pad the one time they wanted to launch it and now, instead of a one-man lander, they want to bring down a couple hundred tons of dead weight for what exactly?
You know what? Just go ahead. At least some entertainment instead of just murdering people for the hell of it. Just make sure the guy responsible for doing percussive adjustment to components doesn’t hammer the gyroscope into place upside down again.
Is this before or after the North Korean plan to put the moon in their capital?
Can’t wait to see how they plan on cooling it.
I’m also planting on building a base in the moon. Both are probably pretty close in probability of success.
Oh. They still have money for this?