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    Der iranische Präsident sagt, das Land befinde sich mitten im „totalen Krieg“ mit den USA, Israel und Europa

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    1. Fit-Magazine-6669 on

      Iran’s president should really stop with the LSD, he getting bad trips.

      besides, iran have more serious problems, like water… for example.

    2. aqalaw on

      >“During the war with Iraq, the situation was clear: they fired missiles, and we knew exactly where we were responding. But now, we are being surrounded from every angle,” he said.

      lololol hes scared. fuck around and find out etc

    3. HurryOk8012 on

      Goebbels just called, he wants his total war on America and the Jews back.

    5. Impressive-Weird-908 on

      These guys always have to be at ‘total war’ because otherwise they don’t have an excuse for why their country is struggling.

    7. MeatImmediate6549 on

      Unfortunately for Iran they’ve of the really crummy Total War titles like Total War: Troy.

    8. PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS on

      Lmfao, last time we had a „war“ with Iran for a few weeks their airspace got shut down in literal hours. And that was mostly just the Israelis with a bit of help from the US.

      If we were in a „total war“ with Iran the country would cease to exist.

    10. Minute_University_98 on

      Does that mean the entire govt ,military and leadership are fair targets now? 

      Challenge accepted! 

    12. SedesBakelitowy on

      Oh word? We’re winning another war we’re not participating in yet? Cool!

    13. AggravatingBobcat574 on

      Were we supposed to be aware that Iran was at war with us? They’re not warring right.

    15. Naarujuana on

      This gentleman must not understand what “total war” actually is, looks like.

      It’s been more of a Cold War for 50+ years, proxy conflicts via 3rd party, with brief peaks of direct conflict.

      Especially being a neighbor of Iraq, the shit show they went through, guy should be embarrassed to even use the phrase.

    16. ailish on

      Sure, Iran, your soldiers are going to be amazing while they’re dying of dehydration.

    17. Distinct_Cup_1598 on

      If you can’t defeat dehydration, you might not wanna Talk this big of crap…

    19. sportsDude on

      It’s a distraction. They need a distraction from their own gross mismanagement. They tried Israel, it didn’t work, and now with their water crisis, they need something else to distract the people 

    20. schtickshift on

      Unfortunately it looks like Iran may be going all in on ballistic missile production as well as launcher production. Europe is not far enough from Iran for this not to be a worry. Especially since Iran is in a big military alliance with Russia. It seems like the theocracy is incapable of reflecting on the recent past and choosing a different path. Even running out of water in their capital city does not seem to be a reason for caution. The theocracy does not seem to care about what is has, only what it wants.

    21. McRibs2024 on

      Needing to evacuate your capital while those at total war with you aren’t doing all that much doesn’t bode well for your capabilities.

    23. ClutchReverie on

      He may also be in the midst of taking on three MMA champions at once in a fight. Sounds nice to bluster about

    25. zimon85 on

      Step 1: get convinced by the russians to wage war on Israel via your proxies in order to distract the West from what Vlad the Pitiful is doing in Ukraine
      Step 2: get absolutely curb-stomped by Israel, while the russians send „thoughts and prayers“
      Step 3: have a massive drought thanks to years of mismanagement
      Step 4: blame the West for being mean to you in an attempt to distract the population from your colossal failures
      Step 5: join Assad in Moscow

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