Carney und Zelensky treffen sich in Halifax, um die Verteidigung der Ukraine durch die Anwerbung von Barrett’s Privateers zu stärken
Carney, Zelensky meet in Halifax to boost Ukraine defence by enlisting Barrett’s Privateers
Carney und Zelensky treffen sich in Halifax, um die Verteidigung der Ukraine durch die Anwerbung von Barrett’s Privateers zu stärken
Carney, Zelensky meet in Halifax to boost Ukraine defence by enlisting Barrett’s Privateers
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Weak one.
He just came to collect $2.5B
Bro lmao i thought this was real. I shared this in my family group chat and everywhere. I just saw the satire flair.
god damn them all
Another 2 billion dollar check to launder
> While Barrett’s illustrious Privateers reportedly had little luck raiding larger American ships in the Caribbean, sources indicate they should have better luck resisting rusted Russian frigates and depleted infantry.
> „If these Nova Scotian sailors can last for upwards of 30 verses of the song, they will surely outlast the weakened Russian forces,” noted Zelenskyy. “Soon, Putin will be the broken man on a Halifax pier.”
Lmaooo Beaverton cooking with this one.
> In a related story, U.S. President Donald Trump will send 70’s disco group the Village People to fight on the Russian front after hearing “In The Navy” at one of his own rallies.
And the cherry on top.
They are at war and we are also at war. Before we help another country we need to help ourselves first.
They’ll be no match for the Antelope’s cracked 4 pounders.