Chevy Chase lag nach Herzversagen im Jahr 2021 acht Tage lang im Koma

Wasnt that about the time the internet started shitting all over him?

Anyways…I started blasting

I don’t believe it. He doesn’t have a heart

In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

That’s what all that coke does.

Chevy Chase’s mother and stepfather beat the shit out of him on a daily basis and locked him in closets when he was a little boy. I’m surprised he ever amounted to anything dragging around that damage.

”I lived in fear all the time, deathly fear,” Chevy recalls. He remembers being awakened in the middle of the night and slapped, continually and hard, across the face. “I don’t remember what it was for, or what I had done.” This was not unusual. Being locked in the bedroom closet for hours was also a standard punishment in the household. To this day, Pamela says, she cannot keep a hairbrush in her home. Her mother would hit her with a hairbrush when she became enraged. “A hairbrush doesn’t feel safe to me.”

It was hard work for Chevy just to survive as a child. He was a sensitive boy, filled with fear, and thoughts of his home life while he was at school made studying hard. His grades were low yet when tested his IQ was extremely high. This made the problem worse because his stepfather, hearing this news, claimed there was no excuse for the low grades and would hit him, making his nose bleed, or lock him in a dark closet.

Chase’s younger half brother John corroborates the account:

”My mother, at her worst, was like an unleashed animal. It was at her hands, in her feral altered states, that Chevy suffered the darkest of his secret torment.”

Never liked him.