Kohler is hiring front end and rear end developers.
IcestormsEd on
Ho..how did we get here?..
Bainik on
Ok, as stupid as this product is, who exactly did people imagine the other „end“ in „end-to-end“ was? Of fucking course they can, that’s literally the point of the product.
RedBoxSquare on
What a shitty idea
mcorbett94 on
as wild as 2025 has been, most of our bingo cards did not have:
Toilet company breaks cryptography
Gelgoogilly on
A simple question:
What does a toilet need a camera for?
128G on
Good thing I have a Costco toilet!
FellowDeviant on
We’re not too far off from subscription models on toilets . Imagine using a bidet and you can’t spray your ass until you watch 45 seconds of ads on tbe free tier and the level 5 pressure washer is locked behind a premium sub model. True enshittification circle.
bahaki on
I like to think that the whole product is the result of some guy at Kohler getting caught searching for porn, and he had to come up with some bullshit on the fly about a pitch he was preparing.
au-smurf on
Given the other end of the end to tend encryption is the company (did anyone really think you’d be sending pictures to your friends) it seems blindingly obvious to me that the company would have access to the data.
To many people think of encryption like a magic spell.
edit: especially because they say they are analyzing it.
Qel_Hoth on
The connection between your computer and your bank’s website is „end-to-end encrypted“ and the bank can, obviously, read the data sent to it.
It’d be rather pointless for one of the endpoints to not be able to read the data… Presumably the people paying to send Kohler scat pics want Kohler to do *something* with them, right?
HaMMeReD on
1 end your toilet
1 end the company.
end to end encryption.
Lonely_Ambition_2816 on
End to end encryptions are horse shit, they’ve been broken through several times
WendyDumpsterFire on
Why do they want to take a picture of my ass? What data are they going to train with their AI?
ThirdSunRising on
End to end encryption implies that there’s two ends. Your bathroom is one end. The other end is at Doug’s desk in Kohler’s IT department. He’s been enjoying the pictures. Keep ‘em coming.
gravtix on
They just want to check your logs for any problems.
qdp on
No shit Sherlock. Well, maybe Sherlock can search your shit now.
TheSilenceOfNoOne on
it is pretty unbelievable that they would not notice the obvious: they are going to receive thousands of pictures of children’s genitals and one lawsuit will ruin their entire company
Richard_J_George on
This is encryption hairpinning. They encrypt the data from the camera and one end to the database at the other. They then encrypt the data from the database as t one end to the app at the other. So each independent leg is end-to-end encrypted.
The_Island_Idiot on
Who the hell needs a toilet cam ? This shit is gettin crazy
Takseee on
I’m pretty sure I saw this a while back. It was called Smart Pipe.
SpidermansEggSack on
Looks like I’m never buying anything Kohler again.
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Ok first who would spend $600 per month on that and secondly wtf?
This is such a terrible idea its hard to understand how it actually came to pass.
I am honestly flabbergasted. Its like an Onion headline except its real life.
I have no adequate words for how bad this concept is. Smfh.
Bet they don’t even have age verification
There’s end to end contact alright
[They’ve done it again!](https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?si=UQ-HtQCGQBuzXLNT)
Kohler is hiring front end and rear end developers.
Ho..how did we get here?..
Ok, as stupid as this product is, who exactly did people imagine the other „end“ in „end-to-end“ was? Of fucking course they can, that’s literally the point of the product.
What a shitty idea
as wild as 2025 has been, most of our bingo cards did not have:
Toilet company breaks cryptography
A simple question:
What does a toilet need a camera for?
Good thing I have a Costco toilet!
We’re not too far off from subscription models on toilets . Imagine using a bidet and you can’t spray your ass until you watch 45 seconds of ads on tbe free tier and the level 5 pressure washer is locked behind a premium sub model. True enshittification circle.
I like to think that the whole product is the result of some guy at Kohler getting caught searching for porn, and he had to come up with some bullshit on the fly about a pitch he was preparing.
Given the other end of the end to tend encryption is the company (did anyone really think you’d be sending pictures to your friends) it seems blindingly obvious to me that the company would have access to the data.
To many people think of encryption like a magic spell.
edit: especially because they say they are analyzing it.
The connection between your computer and your bank’s website is „end-to-end encrypted“ and the bank can, obviously, read the data sent to it.
It’d be rather pointless for one of the endpoints to not be able to read the data… Presumably the people paying to send Kohler scat pics want Kohler to do *something* with them, right?
1 end your toilet
1 end the company.
end to end encryption.
End to end encryptions are horse shit, they’ve been broken through several times
Why do they want to take a picture of my ass? What data are they going to train with their AI?
End to end encryption implies that there’s two ends. Your bathroom is one end. The other end is at Doug’s desk in Kohler’s IT department. He’s been enjoying the pictures. Keep ‘em coming.
They just want to check your logs for any problems.
No shit Sherlock. Well, maybe Sherlock can search your shit now.
it is pretty unbelievable that they would not notice the obvious: they are going to receive thousands of pictures of children’s genitals and one lawsuit will ruin their entire company
This is encryption hairpinning. They encrypt the data from the camera and one end to the database at the other. They then encrypt the data from the database as t one end to the app at the other. So each independent leg is end-to-end encrypted.
Who the hell needs a toilet cam ? This shit is gettin crazy
I’m pretty sure I saw this a while back. It was called Smart Pipe.
Looks like I’m never buying anything Kohler again.