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    „ShamWow-Typ“ kandidiert wegen „Anti-Woke“-Agenda für den Kongress in Texas

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    2. Machiavvelli3060 on

      Is this the guy who got bitten on the face by a hooker?

      Yeah, that’s a typical Republican for you.

    5. Future-Guarantee-573 on

      It’s funny how people with sketchy legal histories always seem to become republicans.

    6. Impossible-Glove3926 on

      I’m sure Texans will vote for him based on his history of domestic violence. The GOP loves an abusive sex pest after all.

    8. titanate83 on

      Surprised he’s known as „sham-wow“ guy and not „you’re gonna love my nuts,“ or at least „slapchop“ guy.

    12. huttjedi on

      I’m sure he’ll do fine there. Why campaign on issues affecting the people when you can just blabber about “woke” stuff.

    13. Punished_Brick_Frog on

      The guy who got arrested for an altercation with a sex worker? He’ll make a killing in the Republican party

    14. Makachai on

      Texas Republicans vote for a C-list celebrity with a history of hooker-beating, and stalking?

      That’d never happen.

      ROFL

    17. Murky_Chocolate_7916 on

      I didn’t even know this fool still existed. Here’s to his campaign flopping

    18. Agressive-toothbrush on

      **Offer Shlomi** (Hebrew: עופר שלומי; born April 25, 1964, Beersheva, Israel), better known as **Vince Offer** or **Vince Shlomi**, is an Israeli-American infomercial pitchman, screenwriter, actor and director, who is the president and CEO of television advertising industry Square One Entertainment. He changed his name to Vince Offer in 1986 and started appearing on public access television.

      On February 7, 2009, Offer and a 26-year-old prostitute were both arrested in Miami Beach, Florida, after a physical altercation

      Vince Offer married Melody Claire Mandate (Melody Barney) on April 18, 2014, she was 26 yo, he was 50yo.

      Mandate is also know as : Melody Claire Barney, Melody Mandate Barney, Melody Claire Shlomi, Melody Mandate Shlomi. They have one daughter together.

      Mandate filed for divorce on October 18, 2018.

    19. New_Alternative8711 on

      High cost of living
      Out of control inflation
      Insane cost of health care
      Housing crisis
      Rising poverty
      Stagnant wages
      Loss of workers rights.

      Republicans: „Its woke that’s the problem“

    20. blues111 on

      The Onion couldn’t have written better satire

      And of course…Mr scamwow is running as a Republican lmfao

    24. SucksTryAgain on

      I remember when this guy did “the underground comedy movie”. That’s like anti Republican values all through that movie and he wrote,directed, and acted in it. Prob would be called woke or some shit now.

    25. Threndsa on

      Mr „if you can slap a hooker you can slap a chop“? 

      I’m kind of surprised he’s not dead of an OD. Seemed like a guy that took a lot of uppers.

    28. NomadX13 on

      Isn’t he the one that got his butt kicked by a prostitute he tried to get out of paying?

    29. Manmon_ on

      Dr. Oz, My Pillow Guy, Dr. Phil and this guy, and I just had to know. Yes, Billy Mays was also a Republican.

      I think as a rule of thumb we should not vote for people that sell crap or do shitty cable tv shows.

      Jerry Springer though apparently is a Democrat

    30. Gezus10k on

      Wasn’t he arrested for fighting a prostitute and she bit his lip? The mug shot was awesome.

    33. justhavingfunMT on

      Anti-woke, hmm. So he’s running on a platform of uninformed ignorance.

    34. Kaje26 on

      The guy who punched a prostitute in the face? He’ll fit right in to the republican party. I know she allegedly bit his tongue, but I have to wonder what he was doing that led up to that.

    35. OneSeaworthiness7768 on

      Makes sense that an infomercial grifter would recognize the incredible grifting opportunity that exists in the magasphere.

      > Shlomi stands in front of a church with rainbow-colored steps. „The woke churches are after our kids‘ nuts,“ Shlomi said. „Not no more, we’re not chopping nuts. You’re gonna love your nuts with the ShamWow guy.“

      Man what a fucking loser this guy is lmao

    36. carlboykin on

      A Drugged out, nonsense spewing grifter. Makes sense. Right up MAGA’s alley.

    38. OREOSpeedwagon on

      Wasn’t he arrested for physically assaulting prostitute?

      Yes, yes he was. That’s typical MAGAt values for ya!

    39. meltedbananas on

      Anti-woke ; pro-crank! You won’t have time to consider the larger ramifications of institutional racism while you’re scrubbing your shower with a toothbrush, dismantling your toaster to find the deep state monitoring devices, and filling your home with janky, rusted versions of Home Alone booby traps.

    40. NowWeGetSerious on

      Isreali, wife beater, and corrupted fraudster.

      As an Texan, I fucking hate this states politics

    41. CookiesandCrackers on

      > but instead of ghosts, he’s exterminating transgender people and, you know, „woke“ things.

      Any time I hear the term “anti-woke”, I know it’s really just a dog whistle for “I hate trans people”.

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