It doesn’t matter, someone will get offended by „men watching a female dummy getting crushed“.
Being a normal human being it’s like walking on thin ice in these ridiculous times…
Tyman989 on
Does it yell and beat you with its purse for crashing the car
casualfrog68 on
That’s way too woke for this administration. Someone is getting fired on Monday.
dr_nerdface on
almost 2026 and we’re only just getting this. pretty absurd, honestly. it’s no surprise why we’re so far behind in women’s health.
g_bleezy on
Airbags jokes incoming!!!
BeMancini on
And it only took 90 years.
interminablequoter on
what? thats crazy. Women shouldnt be driving!
lewdlesion on
„DEI is taking away jobs from our strong male crash test dummies.“
— Trump
WickedTemp on
For anyone who didn’t read the article, the reason this is actually stupidly important and absolutely baffling that it’s only happening now is because the dummy that’s been used as the ’standard‘ this entire time has been based on “ a 5ft 9in, 171lb man“.
Most women are…not 5’9 and weigh 171lbs. Hell, most men aren’t either. Crash test dummies, if the interest is genuinely to protect people, should be able to simulate actual people. This is a step towards that.
Hornsdowngunsup on
First ever? wtf are we that stupid?
Lickin_my_Chkn_pogs on
Did they do this so they could study how boobs bounce in a crash?
killedonmyhill on
Read the book, Invisible Women by Caroline Criado Perez
NightMgr on
I’m surprised this wasn’t quashed based on the perception of it being DEI.
Repossessedbatmobile on
Took them long enough to actually realize that women drive too.
Rowan6547 on
Reminds me that improvements are still needed for plane evacuation tests. The test are always partially filled plans with thin, fit people. No one is overweight, no one trying to grab baggage, no one has a disability or needs to wait for a wheelchair.
heybart on
This is DEI. Arrest them for human rights violation /s
Ok-Elk-1615 on
Trump meets with Zohran and instantly brings Woke back.
soad6 on
And it crashed. Typical for a crash test dummy. I don’t know why we keep letting them drive./s
bobscanfly on
DEI hire by the US gov /s
Owldorado on
/r/nottheonion
skaterfromtheville on
Its shape and response in a crash are based on female bodies, which will ultimately enable better assessment of brain, thorax, abdominal, pelvic and lower leg injury risk for small female occupants
tk42111 on
Today I learned I am pretty much the exact crash test dummy model. I feel safer already!
Ov3rtheLine on
Does it have its feet permanently on the dash too?
SolidA34 on
This got me thinking about the crash test dummies the Mythbusters had. Buster being the most famous. I know they had some children crash test dummies. I am trying to remember if they had an adult female dummy.
Mokmo on
Reading the article, it’s quite surprising to read how little is known about the forces exerted on the arms, spine and other parts between the old and new dummies…
Hard to believe tech has moved forward so much and these still seem stuck in the late 90s.
Janeheroine on
I’m sure Tesla will opt out of the testing somehow.
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It doesn’t matter, someone will get offended by „men watching a female dummy getting crushed“.
Being a normal human being it’s like walking on thin ice in these ridiculous times…
Does it yell and beat you with its purse for crashing the car
That’s way too woke for this administration. Someone is getting fired on Monday.
almost 2026 and we’re only just getting this. pretty absurd, honestly. it’s no surprise why we’re so far behind in women’s health.
Airbags jokes incoming!!!
And it only took 90 years.
what? thats crazy. Women shouldnt be driving!
„DEI is taking away jobs from our strong male crash test dummies.“
— Trump
For anyone who didn’t read the article, the reason this is actually stupidly important and absolutely baffling that it’s only happening now is because the dummy that’s been used as the ’standard‘ this entire time has been based on “ a 5ft 9in, 171lb man“.
Most women are…not 5’9 and weigh 171lbs. Hell, most men aren’t either. Crash test dummies, if the interest is genuinely to protect people, should be able to simulate actual people. This is a step towards that.
First ever? wtf are we that stupid?
Did they do this so they could study how boobs bounce in a crash?
Read the book, Invisible Women by Caroline Criado Perez
I’m surprised this wasn’t quashed based on the perception of it being DEI.
Took them long enough to actually realize that women drive too.
Reminds me that improvements are still needed for plane evacuation tests. The test are always partially filled plans with thin, fit people. No one is overweight, no one trying to grab baggage, no one has a disability or needs to wait for a wheelchair.
This is DEI. Arrest them for human rights violation /s
Trump meets with Zohran and instantly brings Woke back.
And it crashed. Typical for a crash test dummy. I don’t know why we keep letting them drive./s
DEI hire by the US gov /s
/r/nottheonion
Its shape and response in a crash are based on female bodies, which will ultimately enable better assessment of brain, thorax, abdominal, pelvic and lower leg injury risk for small female occupants
Today I learned I am pretty much the exact crash test dummy model. I feel safer already!
Does it have its feet permanently on the dash too?
This got me thinking about the crash test dummies the Mythbusters had. Buster being the most famous. I know they had some children crash test dummies. I am trying to remember if they had an adult female dummy.
Reading the article, it’s quite surprising to read how little is known about the forces exerted on the arms, spine and other parts between the old and new dummies…
Hard to believe tech has moved forward so much and these still seem stuck in the late 90s.
I’m sure Tesla will opt out of the testing somehow.