If he can’t read the room then maybe he should not be leading.
Future-Turtle on
People not being impressed is not the problem. It *is* impressive some of the things AI can do. Consumers do not want it running their entire digital life. *That’s* the issue he refuses to acknowledge and engage with. Enormous „No, its the children who are wrong“ energy.
swattwenty on
Slop peddler surprised no one wants slop.
tc100292 on
“We told people that AI was going to put them out of a job and those ungrateful little shits are asking questions” is more accurate.
IntergalacticTheorem on
This is a „don’t you guys have phones?“ moment.
IcestormsEd on
When was the last time Microsoft impressed on anything? The only thing impressive is how consistent they are at fucking with their customers.
alex_eternal on
LLMs now are what things like Siri and Cortana were advertised as 15 years ago. And it’s worse than what those features currently provide in a lot of cases because it gets things wrong way too often. Even a 90% success rate is significantly too low.
LLMs are basically bubbling down to advanced search engines that try to do more, but just kinda guess at how to do it. Using one is like watching that video of the dad that intentionally takes the instructions his kids give him for making a PB&J way too literally.
ChipsAhoy2022 on
Microsoft leadership is in an AI bubble which their customers are not.
Recent consumer backlash about MS plans to deepen AI integration in Windows is a wakeup call.
CaravelClerihew on
That monobrow is certainly impressive
upfromashes on
Unimpressed? No, disgusted by the plan. How about that?
tobias10 on
We didn’t ask for it, and we don’t care for the implications of it’s creation.
Doctor_Amazo on
That’s because he’s a moron in a cult.
OnlineParacosm on
I’m not just unimpressed, I’m learning Linux dog
Hobbet404 on
Needs more eyebrow
S3pD3cM0n on
Can’t imagine why people struggling with healthcare bills, rent, grocery prices, loneliness, and burnout aren’t hyped about corporate AI tools. Real mystery there.
CloselyDistorted on
I don’t want ai to run my OS and will use any option to avoid it
DisPear2 on
Once AI starts replacing CEOs, then we will be impressed.
MaliciousTent on
*Wants an operating system, you know like run programs
*Get OS and ads and suggestions and bloat and „we require online“ and „would
you like…“
*Can I just write a document in peace?
*No
Why customers mad?
jhirai20 on
Dude has he tried copilot!? It’s absolute garbage. It can’t even do the thing it does in the commercials.
„Why don’t people like the smell of my farts? I love the smell of my own farts!“
candylandmine on
„Please clap“
MaskCrash on
AI bubble going to burst
windflex on
*We don’t understand why you don’t want us to automate what we think you need to do*
uniquelyavailable on
As a consumer, I don’t run my own tech company, so I don’t need to make apps and dazzle investors with automated features. Why would I need that? The problems in my everyday life revolve around basic survival needs, something that they will never have to worry about because their bonus is more than I will make in my entire life.
hiirogen on
AI can be great as a thing I can use if I choose to.
Bake it fundamentally into Windows, I switch to Linux.
Damrey on
Copilot does nothing to help make my job easier. It can’t follow prompts, recall past conversations as they relate to present ones, or give accurate information on basic questions. It just searches the internet for paid sources and offers them up. It doesn’t send emails, it doesn’t balance your accounts, it doesn’t do anything except consume massive amount of resources to train off its massive amount of data collection that we have been fooled as the product into paying to give our time and information. Get fucked Microsoft. This product is destroying the jobs of people that do a lot of important tasks, and the product isn’t even replacing the jobs. It just writes some slop email and tells me to do more work. The outputs have no fact check or human to verify so it makes me do quality control. Microsoft copilot is like a sophomore confidently masquerading as some repository of knowledge and efficiency and it’s neither. It’s a garbage tool propped up by elite techno feudalists.
aljerv on
It’s useless to regular folks
Dry_Common828 on
Worth reading his bio on Wikipedia.
He’s an AI entrepreneur with a strong marketing background and a great history of fundraising.
Absolutely no evidence of any technical skills, so y’know – when he says he’s selling a „super-smart AI“, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
just_one_more_turn on
And I am puzzled that my wife is unimpressed by my Magic the Gathering card collection… the only explanation is that the world is just an unsolvable mystery I guess?
AusGeno on
Also copilot is shit, it has literally fumbled every request I’ve ever made of it. It’s braindead.
feastoffun on
It’s another tool, and like all tools it requires understanding how to use them to get the most out of it.
The problem is that billionaires don’t value humanity. They don’t value knowledge or wisdom.
So they pour billions of dollars into new devices and technology, but never try to grasp how to get people to use them or What needs they serve.
It’s all just the money making scheme for them. Don’t tell me you value people. Show me.
dewman45 on
What kind of hot air is being blown up their ass that they thought people would be impressed? It’s disturbing to see that no one wants to admit this isn’t going to work out. Too committed to admit imminent failure.
MidsouthMystic on
They keep telling us AI can do all of these things, some good, some very bad. But then when we try to do both, it doesn’t work the way they say it does. I’ve used AI tools and various generators. It’s all unimpressive. None of it is the life changing thing they claim it is. AI was marketed as both a miracle cure to our problems and the end of humanity. It is underwhelming as both.
rightearwritenow on
Someone needs to tell him to shut the f up
Grungy_Mountain_Man on
What the average people see of AI is crappy generic music, obviously fake pics, memes, etc.
What is there to be impressed about?
That-Succotash-9645 on
I mean, what am I supposed to be impressed about? Oh, it can give me better search results? it can pretend to be my boyfriend? It can produce funny meme art?
*Whoopdee-f***in’-doo.*
AI won’t change my commute. It won’t change how I do my job. It won’t save me tax dollars or make grocery shopping more affordable. It *will* badger me with annoying, self-congratulatory, masturbatory advertising about how supposedly groundbreaking it is while I’m just trying to watch a football game. It *will* drive up my power bills. It *will* have a devastating effect on the environment.
I’m pretty darn tech savvy, and you can color me thoroughly unimpressed. It seems like this is just another effort that tech bros are really desperate to make happen for purely greed’s sake. Like another bitcoin scam.
ElysiumSprouts on
It’s sold as if it will be a great time saver, but it’s not. Especially the AI summaries when trying to web search. I’m pretty much always looking for something specific and the generic cliff notes version just gets in the way and is often just wrong.
Zaius1968 on
Maybe they are more concerned with the fall of democracy in the western hemisphere. And as others mentioned…losing jobs. And of course the terminator scenario. Sometimes progress for the sake of progress isn’t always the best answer.
BeyondNetorare on
It is actually amazing that Microsoft found a way to make linkedin even shittier
ShirkingDemiurge on
„We spent so much money on it, why are you not impressed?“
ArtieFufkinPolymrRec on
There’s a reason they think AI are so great, because they’re really good at spouting bullshit, which seems to be the primary role of a tech CEO these days.
celtic1888 on
New Coke being forced upon drinkers
Eljefeandhisbass on
Could this guy just lock himself away in his house and never come out again? That’d be great.
NightchadeBackAgain on
WE DO NOT WANT AI IN EVERY ASPECT OF OUR LIVES.
Is that clear enough, or would you like to scream this at you in person? MS can fuck all the way off.
DamNamesTaken11 on
You mean the guy whose job it is to sell you (but more importantly investors) how amazing Microsoft AI is shocked that you think this when Microsoft AI is worse than Clippy rusted and covered in tetanus? /s
Regardless, I don’t want their “shove ‘AI’ into every nook and cranky of the operating system.” Copilot has been a hindrance more than an asset, and the stupidity of Recall is a privacy and security nightmare. Then it’s laughably obvious by the circlejerk of funding between all the players in this that it’s a bubble swelling more and more massive by the day with the question of whose going to be burned the most when it bursts instead of who comes out ahead.
heart_of_osiris on
I’ll be impressed when Microsoft offers to help fund Universal Basic Income to make up for all the people their beloved AI is already fucking over.
theperipherypeople on
I’d actually like to see them make a separate OS for their AI bullshit instead of infecting mainline Windows with it. Let people choose like we used to be able to.
housewithapool2 on
Boolean searches worked. It was impressive. Google refined it until it was phenomenal. Then Google monetized, it got worse. Now Google gives me ai, it’s not as good as Google 5 years ago. Its objectively terrible compared to Google 10 15 years ago.
They will just keep buying the competition though.
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If he can’t read the room then maybe he should not be leading.
People not being impressed is not the problem. It *is* impressive some of the things AI can do. Consumers do not want it running their entire digital life. *That’s* the issue he refuses to acknowledge and engage with. Enormous „No, its the children who are wrong“ energy.
Slop peddler surprised no one wants slop.
“We told people that AI was going to put them out of a job and those ungrateful little shits are asking questions” is more accurate.
This is a „don’t you guys have phones?“ moment.
When was the last time Microsoft impressed on anything? The only thing impressive is how consistent they are at fucking with their customers.
LLMs now are what things like Siri and Cortana were advertised as 15 years ago. And it’s worse than what those features currently provide in a lot of cases because it gets things wrong way too often. Even a 90% success rate is significantly too low.
LLMs are basically bubbling down to advanced search engines that try to do more, but just kinda guess at how to do it. Using one is like watching that video of the dad that intentionally takes the instructions his kids give him for making a PB&J way too literally.
Microsoft leadership is in an AI bubble which their customers are not.
Recent consumer backlash about MS plans to deepen AI integration in Windows is a wakeup call.
That monobrow is certainly impressive
Unimpressed? No, disgusted by the plan. How about that?
We didn’t ask for it, and we don’t care for the implications of it’s creation.
That’s because he’s a moron in a cult.
I’m not just unimpressed, I’m learning Linux dog
Needs more eyebrow
Can’t imagine why people struggling with healthcare bills, rent, grocery prices, loneliness, and burnout aren’t hyped about corporate AI tools. Real mystery there.
I don’t want ai to run my OS and will use any option to avoid it
Once AI starts replacing CEOs, then we will be impressed.
*Wants an operating system, you know like run programs
*Get OS and ads and suggestions and bloat and „we require online“ and „would
you like…“
*Can I just write a document in peace?
*No
Why customers mad?
Dude has he tried copilot!? It’s absolute garbage. It can’t even do the thing it does in the commercials.
Check out this video, „verge copilot“ https://share.google/4SJ28np5x9I8tFKmP
„Why don’t people like the smell of my farts? I love the smell of my own farts!“
„Please clap“
AI bubble going to burst
*We don’t understand why you don’t want us to automate what we think you need to do*
As a consumer, I don’t run my own tech company, so I don’t need to make apps and dazzle investors with automated features. Why would I need that? The problems in my everyday life revolve around basic survival needs, something that they will never have to worry about because their bonus is more than I will make in my entire life.
AI can be great as a thing I can use if I choose to.
Bake it fundamentally into Windows, I switch to Linux.
Copilot does nothing to help make my job easier. It can’t follow prompts, recall past conversations as they relate to present ones, or give accurate information on basic questions. It just searches the internet for paid sources and offers them up. It doesn’t send emails, it doesn’t balance your accounts, it doesn’t do anything except consume massive amount of resources to train off its massive amount of data collection that we have been fooled as the product into paying to give our time and information. Get fucked Microsoft. This product is destroying the jobs of people that do a lot of important tasks, and the product isn’t even replacing the jobs. It just writes some slop email and tells me to do more work. The outputs have no fact check or human to verify so it makes me do quality control. Microsoft copilot is like a sophomore confidently masquerading as some repository of knowledge and efficiency and it’s neither. It’s a garbage tool propped up by elite techno feudalists.
It’s useless to regular folks
Worth reading his bio on Wikipedia.
He’s an AI entrepreneur with a strong marketing background and a great history of fundraising.
Absolutely no evidence of any technical skills, so y’know – when he says he’s selling a „super-smart AI“, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
And I am puzzled that my wife is unimpressed by my Magic the Gathering card collection… the only explanation is that the world is just an unsolvable mystery I guess?
Also copilot is shit, it has literally fumbled every request I’ve ever made of it. It’s braindead.
It’s another tool, and like all tools it requires understanding how to use them to get the most out of it.
The problem is that billionaires don’t value humanity. They don’t value knowledge or wisdom.
So they pour billions of dollars into new devices and technology, but never try to grasp how to get people to use them or What needs they serve.
It’s all just the money making scheme for them. Don’t tell me you value people. Show me.
What kind of hot air is being blown up their ass that they thought people would be impressed? It’s disturbing to see that no one wants to admit this isn’t going to work out. Too committed to admit imminent failure.
They keep telling us AI can do all of these things, some good, some very bad. But then when we try to do both, it doesn’t work the way they say it does. I’ve used AI tools and various generators. It’s all unimpressive. None of it is the life changing thing they claim it is. AI was marketed as both a miracle cure to our problems and the end of humanity. It is underwhelming as both.
Someone needs to tell him to shut the f up
What the average people see of AI is crappy generic music, obviously fake pics, memes, etc.
What is there to be impressed about?
I mean, what am I supposed to be impressed about? Oh, it can give me better search results? it can pretend to be my boyfriend? It can produce funny meme art?
*Whoopdee-f***in’-doo.*
AI won’t change my commute. It won’t change how I do my job. It won’t save me tax dollars or make grocery shopping more affordable. It *will* badger me with annoying, self-congratulatory, masturbatory advertising about how supposedly groundbreaking it is while I’m just trying to watch a football game. It *will* drive up my power bills. It *will* have a devastating effect on the environment.
I’m pretty darn tech savvy, and you can color me thoroughly unimpressed. It seems like this is just another effort that tech bros are really desperate to make happen for purely greed’s sake. Like another bitcoin scam.
It’s sold as if it will be a great time saver, but it’s not. Especially the AI summaries when trying to web search. I’m pretty much always looking for something specific and the generic cliff notes version just gets in the way and is often just wrong.
Maybe they are more concerned with the fall of democracy in the western hemisphere. And as others mentioned…losing jobs. And of course the terminator scenario. Sometimes progress for the sake of progress isn’t always the best answer.
It is actually amazing that Microsoft found a way to make linkedin even shittier
„We spent so much money on it, why are you not impressed?“
There’s a reason they think AI are so great, because they’re really good at spouting bullshit, which seems to be the primary role of a tech CEO these days.
New Coke being forced upon drinkers
Could this guy just lock himself away in his house and never come out again? That’d be great.
WE DO NOT WANT AI IN EVERY ASPECT OF OUR LIVES.
Is that clear enough, or would you like to scream this at you in person? MS can fuck all the way off.
You mean the guy whose job it is to sell you (but more importantly investors) how amazing Microsoft AI is shocked that you think this when Microsoft AI is worse than Clippy rusted and covered in tetanus? /s
Regardless, I don’t want their “shove ‘AI’ into every nook and cranky of the operating system.” Copilot has been a hindrance more than an asset, and the stupidity of Recall is a privacy and security nightmare. Then it’s laughably obvious by the circlejerk of funding between all the players in this that it’s a bubble swelling more and more massive by the day with the question of whose going to be burned the most when it bursts instead of who comes out ahead.
I’ll be impressed when Microsoft offers to help fund Universal Basic Income to make up for all the people their beloved AI is already fucking over.
I’d actually like to see them make a separate OS for their AI bullshit instead of infecting mainline Windows with it. Let people choose like we used to be able to.
Boolean searches worked. It was impressive. Google refined it until it was phenomenal. Then Google monetized, it got worse. Now Google gives me ai, it’s not as good as Google 5 years ago. Its objectively terrible compared to Google 10 15 years ago.
They will just keep buying the competition though.