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    Oracle steht bei seinem „erstaunlichen“ OpenAI-Deal im Wert von 300 Milliarden US-Dollar bereits unter Wasser
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    Oracle steht bei seinem „erstaunlichen“ OpenAI-Deal im Wert von 300 Milliarden US-Dollar bereits unter Wasser

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    2. BrofessorFarnsworth on

      Good. The less money they have, the less those Ellison assbags can fuck over the rest of us.

    3. andythetwig on

      God, please let this be the end of oracle and their “enterprise” software

    4. AzulMage2020 on

      They just need to make a 500 billion dollar deal with one of the other organizations that are making trillion dollar deals with all of the organizations that have already commited to multi-trillion dollar deals, then announce it. Should instantly boost liquidity and end the „underwater“ status.

      In the end , will any of the deals and commitments mean anything or be honored ? Is there even enough money in circulation amongst them all to cover these bizarre I-O-Us?? Who cares!!???!!! Christmas rally is all that matters !!!!

    5. hex00110 on

      Tell the lawyers to get to work! Those lawsuits and license fee extractions won’t file themselves!

      Oh wait, is the AI replacing the lawyers? Could the snake be eating its own tail?

    7. Greifvogel1993 on

      You don’t say? Circular financial agreements made with the purpose of inflating market caps with pure smoke won’t actually generate profits when the dust settles? Weird!!

    8. Bloodthistle on

      So…how long until they demand to be bailed out by the public, open AI has already asked for 1 trillion or something similar not so long ago

    9. ISuckAtJavaScript12 on

      Just another $50bn and AI will be profitable, I swear. We’re just asking for a small loan of $500bn cmon you know we’re good for it we swears. Just imagine the number of jobs $5 trillion dollars worth of data centers could make!

    12. CackleRooster on

      When the AI bubble bursts. I wonder if it might be enough to bring Oracle down. No, I’m serious. Larry has been spending on AI like a drunk in a bar.

    14. Silicon_Knight on

      Can’t wait for all these companies to merge into one called Cyberdyne.

    15. Slovic on

      I hope Oracle collapses. Larry Ellison is a super creepy dude who does not deserve the success he has. The entire enterprise ecosystem for Oracle is some hot garbage they force onto companies.

    17. Grig134 on

      There was zero actual chance Oracle would meet their obligations. So this isn’t exactly surprising.

    18. wouldntyouliketokno_ on

      So funny to me how 15 years ago a billion was a lot of money. Now we’re talking about hundreds of billions. While we make thousands.

    21. albert_head on

      If you can’t start small and eventually start to climb the exponential curve (after the eventual S curve) then it is not the usual best way to get big. Hello Musk.

    24. darksoft125 on

      Will Oracle be the Lehman Bros of the AI crash? Tune in next week to find out!

    25. jackrabbit323 on

      The revenue to pay for this comes from us? I’m not paying for AI The Movie.

      Government bailout? Got it, business as usual. Just checking.

    28. DeepestWinterBlue on

      They don’t have the talent. They just have the money to buy components of the new buzz word.

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