Donald Trump has a new nickname. Dozy Don, after struggling to keep his eyes open in the Oval Office. This is preferable, I suppose, to being called Dirty Don, following the congressional release of a trove of Jeffrey Epstein emails in which the late paedophile financier wrote, “I know how dirty Donald is,” but suggests less vigour and may be more wounding to the US President’s amour-propre.
The US President’s superhuman vigour is the stuff of legend. Having witnessed the 2020 election campaign unfold, when Trump caught Covid-19 in the final stretch and came roaring back pumped on Regeneron, I honestly believe he could have won if there had been a bit more time to regain his mojo. As with last year’s [assassination attempt in July](https://inews.co.uk/news/world/man-found-guilty-of-attempted-assassination-of-trump-3935228?ico=in-line_link), it was as if nothing could floor him.
That he coulda, shoulda have won in 2020 remains a source of grief and fury for Trump. But the four years in the wilderness have brought him closer to turning 80 next July, less than halfway through his term of office. Whether he can make it to the finish line in 2028 with his health and vigour intact is in serious doubt. And the cover-up of Biden’s incapacity has made voters more alert to the danger of pretending he can.
This problem could be more manageable if Trump’s advancing age were not matched by growing political frailty. The two are entwined. The “lame duck” label he has fought to avoid by sheer will and threats to unseat or destroy any Republican critics can’t be wished away by magical thinking as his political power ebbs.
Trump can hide his cankles behind the Resolute desk, slather make-up on his hand bruises, refuse to disclose why he had an MRI scan and have his White House doctor boast that he has “the cardiac age of a 65-year-old”. But every voter in America knows their 80-year-old grandfather is not as vigorous or as switched on as they used to be.
CocoaKpopsTTV on
2028? I doubt his health will last through 2026.
entrepenurious on
„intact“
Illuminated12 on
What are you guys talking about. He did so well on his cognitive test that they immediately ordered an MRI.
werewolfshadow on
With the release of the Epstein files he might not make it to 2028 with his testes in tact.
woodpaulusgnome on
This is potentially a way for trump to avoid any court appearances or time in prison for all the crimes that he may have committed. If he is not mentally competent (in public) he gets off Scott free.
North-Outside-5815 on
He is unlikely to live that long, never mind ”with his health intact”.
FoxJaded952 on
Is his health intact now?
Rincewindisahero on
Did some get paid to write this Stupid headline?
seweso on
Health includes mental health. Trump has never been intact.
Puzzled-Duck4047 on
I hope we make him feel as good about the rest of us, as we do about him, also that what he’s done for our healthcare system benefits him in the same way, with that I don’t think he’s got too good of a chance.
TintedApostle on
The media failed to note his health was bad before he was elected. No they chose to focus solely on Biden.
shmulez on
Listen what’s alarming about this is the trump die hard are now pivoting to more extremist right views and the guys they’re looking at make even trump look like the best case scenario
Puzzled-Duck4047 on
I don’t know, syphilis can be pretty serious.
ProfLuigi on
He’s as healthy and young as the children he rapes.
Strangewhine88 on
Who could have possibly foreseen this?
TheComplimentarian on
What health?
trevx on
“Intact” doing a lot of heavy lifting implying his health is intact now.
AcadiaLivid2582 on
Nothing trivial, I hope!
sherlock-helms on
No shit??
BP927KR on
I hope so🙏🙏
SnooPears2910 on
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Creative_Nobody_4088 on
Don’t tease
birddoghog on
Hope not
fnocoder on
Oh no 😱
Amazing-Artichoke330 on
We have eyes. Far be it for me to give Trump advice, but he needs to get out of the public eye since it is unmistakable that he is going downhill fast. He won’t, though. He craves the spotlight too much.
alturigolf1 on
This is why I don’t like the death penalty.Life imprisonment without parole is far more justice for people like Trump.
Clear-Intention-285 on
He’s not making it with his health intact now.
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strider85 on
Fingers firmly crossed he doesn’t make it to 2026
zoloft_at-the-disco on
Don’t give me hope
Candle-Jolly on
He *literally* (not the internet definition either) has some of the world’s absolute best health care, provided for free (read: our tax dollars) to keep him alive, at least until January 21st 2028
castion5862 on
He should not make it to next week he is as guilty as hell
ScarOk7853 on
Prayers do work!
Gunslingerofthewildw on
With no due respect to Trump…
Here’s hoping.
DJDublin on
Your lips to God ears.
crazybones on
The main problem isn’t really his age.
It’s his criminality, his relentless dishonesty and his toxic narcissism.
Tony2030 on
I have doubts about next July – let alone 2028.
8to24 on
He is 79yrs old. So yeah, statistically his health won’t make it.
doomeddeath on
He had the best MRI result since George Washington did this test.
Strange_Summer7064 on
His health has never been “intact”.
codacoda74 on
“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure“ -Darrow
ComprehensiveLie9908 on
One can only hope
millicent_bystander- on
By 2028, you mean the time, yes? 20:28.
nasorrty346tfrgser on
May god on our side
procyon_42 on
His health is currently intact? Could have fooled me!
MyDogIsACoolCat on
My only disappointment is that he may not live long enough to see a jail cell.
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don’t threaten me with a good time
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Donald Trump has a new nickname. Dozy Don, after struggling to keep his eyes open in the Oval Office. This is preferable, I suppose, to being called Dirty Don, following the congressional release of a trove of Jeffrey Epstein emails in which the late paedophile financier wrote, “I know how dirty Donald is,” but suggests less vigour and may be more wounding to the US President’s amour-propre.
Watching Trump slouch in his chair, rub his eyes and nap on and off for 20 minutes (yes, [the ](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/11/08/trump-sleeping-oval-office/)[*Washington Post*](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/11/08/trump-sleeping-oval-office/)[ timed it](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/11/08/trump-sleeping-oval-office/)) at a White House event announcing lowering prices for weight-loss drugs this month was a reminder that Dozy Don, like “Sleepy Joe” Biden, can’t win the ultimate race – the one against time.
The US President’s superhuman vigour is the stuff of legend. Having witnessed the 2020 election campaign unfold, when Trump caught Covid-19 in the final stretch and came roaring back pumped on Regeneron, I honestly believe he could have won if there had been a bit more time to regain his mojo. As with last year’s [assassination attempt in July](https://inews.co.uk/news/world/man-found-guilty-of-attempted-assassination-of-trump-3935228?ico=in-line_link), it was as if nothing could floor him.
That he coulda, shoulda have won in 2020 remains a source of grief and fury for Trump. But the four years in the wilderness have brought him closer to turning 80 next July, less than halfway through his term of office. Whether he can make it to the finish line in 2028 with his health and vigour intact is in serious doubt. And the cover-up of Biden’s incapacity has made voters more alert to the danger of pretending he can.
This problem could be more manageable if Trump’s advancing age were not matched by growing political frailty. The two are entwined. The “lame duck” label he has fought to avoid by sheer will and threats to unseat or destroy any Republican critics can’t be wished away by magical thinking as his political power ebbs.
Trump can hide his cankles behind the Resolute desk, slather make-up on his hand bruises, refuse to disclose why he had an MRI scan and have his White House doctor boast that he has “the cardiac age of a 65-year-old”. But every voter in America knows their 80-year-old grandfather is not as vigorous or as switched on as they used to be.
2028? I doubt his health will last through 2026.
„intact“
What are you guys talking about. He did so well on his cognitive test that they immediately ordered an MRI.
With the release of the Epstein files he might not make it to 2028 with his testes in tact.
This is potentially a way for trump to avoid any court appearances or time in prison for all the crimes that he may have committed. If he is not mentally competent (in public) he gets off Scott free.
He is unlikely to live that long, never mind ”with his health intact”.
Is his health intact now?
Did some get paid to write this Stupid headline?
Health includes mental health. Trump has never been intact.
I hope we make him feel as good about the rest of us, as we do about him, also that what he’s done for our healthcare system benefits him in the same way, with that I don’t think he’s got too good of a chance.
The media failed to note his health was bad before he was elected. No they chose to focus solely on Biden.
Listen what’s alarming about this is the trump die hard are now pivoting to more extremist right views and the guys they’re looking at make even trump look like the best case scenario
I don’t know, syphilis can be pretty serious.
He’s as healthy and young as the children he rapes.
Who could have possibly foreseen this?
What health?
“Intact” doing a lot of heavy lifting implying his health is intact now.
Nothing trivial, I hope!
No shit??
I hope so🙏🙏
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Don’t tease
Hope not
Oh no 😱
We have eyes. Far be it for me to give Trump advice, but he needs to get out of the public eye since it is unmistakable that he is going downhill fast. He won’t, though. He craves the spotlight too much.
This is why I don’t like the death penalty.Life imprisonment without parole is far more justice for people like Trump.
He’s not making it with his health intact now.
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Fingers firmly crossed he doesn’t make it to 2026
Don’t give me hope
He *literally* (not the internet definition either) has some of the world’s absolute best health care, provided for free (read: our tax dollars) to keep him alive, at least until January 21st 2028
He should not make it to next week he is as guilty as hell
Prayers do work!
With no due respect to Trump…
Here’s hoping.
Your lips to God ears.
The main problem isn’t really his age.
It’s his criminality, his relentless dishonesty and his toxic narcissism.
I have doubts about next July – let alone 2028.
He is 79yrs old. So yeah, statistically his health won’t make it.
He had the best MRI result since George Washington did this test.
His health has never been “intact”.
“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure“ -Darrow
One can only hope
By 2028, you mean the time, yes? 20:28.
May god on our side
His health is currently intact? Could have fooled me!
My only disappointment is that he may not live long enough to see a jail cell.
don’t threaten me with a good time