Ein mächtiger „Kannibalensturm“ trifft heute auf die Erde – und könnte die Kommunikation und das GPS stören
https://news.sky.com/story/powerful-cannibal-storm-to-hit-earth-today-and-it-could-disrupt-communications-and-gps-13469128
Ein mächtiger „Kannibalensturm“ trifft heute auf die Erde – und könnte die Kommunikation und das GPS stören
https://news.sky.com/story/powerful-cannibal-storm-to-hit-earth-today-and-it-could-disrupt-communications-and-gps-13469128
38 Kommentare
wtf is a cannibal storm
Hence all the northern lights seen from southern areas.
Bruh got me fearing cannibals would start falling from the sky sharknado style
Why can’t media scribblers just say solar storm ?
me searching for a death metal band name: 😐😯😮🥹
Compared to a Nazi-Zombie storm, Cannibal storm is a nothingburger.
Dibs on Cannibal Storm new band name
I read “Cannabis Storm” and thought dude, it’s 100% already here.
Where is this on a scale of nothing at all to Carrington event?
Edit: thanks for confirming it’s a nothingburger. Slightly disappointed I can’t quit my job and prepare for the end of civilization. To paraphrase ITYSL „you thought you were going to die and the first thing that came to your mind is „oh great I don’t have to go to work tomorrow“!?“
Pretty sure I read a book about this once: [https://www.amazon.com/Wet-Work-Definitive-Philip-Nutman/dp/1892950839](https://www.amazon.com/Wet-Work-Definitive-Philip-Nutman/dp/1892950839)
Cannibal?
I read powerful cannabis storm. I’m ready.
Hope it eats my neighbour. Dude was using a gas leaf blower yesterday at 06:15.
I’m so fucking tired of sensationalized terminology.
gerard butler’s new movie geostorm sequel cannibal storm.
The northern lights were wild last night, never seen so many shades of red.
[https://imgur.com/a/QFvRrJ7](https://imgur.com/a/QFvRrJ7)
So… if this storm hits it will make the survivors cannibals?
Why do I always find out about this stuff right as it happens?
404 page not found…guess the storm ate it
Ushoran be praised!
wtf is a cannabis storm?
The sun hungers.
Can’t we just have a certain president redirect the storm away from Earth with a Sharpie?
On the day silver and gold are rocketing? What a coincidence 😂🤡
I told you seeing the Northern Lights all the way in fucking Houston, Tx was a bad omen! I told you!
Why can’t I just eat people in peace? Sensationalist reporting!
So, more northern lights tonight?
I read cannabis storm at first, and was very confused.
Oh that’s why the cell WiFi fucked up today.
I glanced and thought it said „Cannabis Storm“ and thouht „well, that doesn’t sound too bad“
Pretty solid band name.
Ban click bait news
Is this the green fog that turns you inside-out?!
Don’t…. Don’t call it that
„This bonkers weather will make you insane!“ The news cycle is just pure YouTube clickbait now.
Sounds like a good starting plot to a Hollywood disaster movie.
NASA says solar storms don’t cause direct harm to humans *(Quote)*
Well, that’s nice *for a change!* Lately, it feels like *everything (especially environmental)* is out to get us.
Hell I’ll take that over a spider storm