
Astronauten sind im Weltraum gestrandet, nachdem ihre Rückkehrkapsel von einem mysteriösen Objekt im Orbit getroffen wurde
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/astronauts-stranded-spacecraft-hit-suspected-071642519.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAI3BRt1USh5dm7yDbHVZuxlI1Z-bQzeI-iCpCBXKCsQS8tlKjzxuL5KeV4fouH0-1_aiKOng4PMWFjQqn0SnAkXIZP8BTzRUhyDruC_Qz2cZ2NOShhMefc_PMTPub6wKkyif6CSk8uU1UlcbHrp1DK5_RnatqZoCnRIuiJ7BrvQV
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Doesn’t China remain rather cavalier to this day about abandoning their space junk with little effort to deorbit it? Maybe this is the stimulus they need to start taking it seriously.
We can’t keep using space as a dumping ground, or this shit will keep happening…
Mystery object? Has anyone seen Musk’s roadster lately? /s
Aren’t these the guys who were air frying chicken wings in zero gravity? Glad this situation sounds more like an inconvenience than a dead end for their return to Earth.
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Or perhaps a less hysterical headline might be; “Astronauts return to earth delayed by damage to return vehicle caused by not very mysterious space stuff floating around that is well documented and not really unexpected to do damage because there is so much of it floating around, and then there is the natural stuff on top of the human detritus”.
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It was a football thrown by uncle Rico
It was trash. Space trash in fact. There is so much shit out there traveling stupid fucking fast.
Please do not reply to any emails you receive saying that a stranded astronaut needs money to return from orbit. That stuff’s being paid for by their government, for good or ill.
Shouldn’t be a mystery for long – it’s in orbit. It’ll be back in 3, 2, 1….
Unfortunately, “stranded astronauts” actually *is* on my 2025 bingo card
Well, at least I’ve got something
This is literally the storyline of the first three episodes of this season on the show 9-1-1
https://www.thewrap.com/911-show-season-9-episode-1-why-athena-hen-going-to-space/
Probably space debris.
Close the window! You’re letting all the stank out.
Probably one of the 8800 Starlink satellites.
Anyone gonna bet on it being some junk Musk or some other billionaire threw up into space as a vanity project?
Probably Lonnie’s trash. He is a litterbug and a parasite who harms the earth and its inhabitants for his own profit. Harming earth was not enough for him. He insists on expanding his trash and his toxicity.
How did they get back ?
Why do they call it mystery object just for the clcikbait? It was space trash left there by corporate greed
turning into Walle world so quick, soon you’ll see save space stickers, t-shirts, and by then it’ll be too late lol
I hope they get a rescue ship up. That’s terrifying
Fuck China
China is the only country to have a backup rocket ready to fly at a moments notice in events such as these, Wish the U.S and the ESA did the same.
Everyone knows they hit a probe from Atlas 3i. Totally ObViOuS
Aliens sent back the Tesla?
Why is it always mysterious there’s a lot of untracked junk floating around up there at high speed the fact this doesn’t happen more often is the surprise.
Pick up your trash, E l o n
Elon will go get em.