Remember Brain Slug on Fry’s head? Futurama is way ahead of us.
packim0p on
should have gotten the vax would have knocked that fucker our a lot sooner
No_Try3592 on
That explains a lot
ThatManIsLying on
Wait. Didn’t I see this on House?
boneyfans on
They need to check Trump ASAP – it would explain a lot
SuperGenius9800 on
Brain worms would explain the MAGA movement.
DaiDreamingArt on
Too bad the Conservatives used up all the Ivermectin to fight Covid. 😂
OldBoots on
Worm dies of food poisoning. Nasty.
neverinlife on
….to admit this while running for president, a worm had to have eaten his brain.
KevinAnniPadda on
I’m just saying that if there are 333 million people in the US, we should strive to find someone that hasn’t had their brain eaten by a worm.
s4t0sh1n4k4m0t0 on
Lol, he said this, that’s a thing a ‘presidential’ candidate said; that’s insane to a 4th dimensional degree; but also hilarious, and to be fair – actually explains a LOT
fattykyle2 on
Weird flex, bruh
Bluefirefish on
That explains a lot
Hari_Azole on
🙏🏻 … … ……go on.
IguaneRouge on
A politician telling the truth?
I’m scared.
Poococktail on
Poor guy…Imagine the toxic environment that worm had to die in.
orcinyadders on
Will it be his VP pick?
NihilisticPollyanna on
Wow, that’s a horrifying thought.
Starvation is a long, slow, and incredibly painful way to die.
RIP little worm.
WizardGoosherous on
Homie must be playing Baldurs Gate 3
Simmery on
> “I have cognitive problems, clearly,” he said at the time. “I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.”
And that’s why I should be your next president!
Flat-Emergency4891 on
This explains a lot.
Stoliana12 on
So much of his platform makes sense now.
wanderingmonster on
“RFK Jr. is seen here with his arm around his choice for Vice President, an invisible, 6′ 3 1/2″ tall talking rabbit named Harvey that only Kennedy can see or hear.”
ozzies09tc on
Did dude play football in hs? Sounds like cte shit
DowntownGoat9514 on
Cool. Cool. Cool.
3 presidential candidates to choose from:
1. “A worm ate my brain.”
2. A dumb, mafia-wannabe loser in a diaper who’s wanted to fuck his daughter since she was a baby.
3. A boring, semi-corporate owned, polite, experienced, respectable octogenarian.
integralpart on
Now we know why he is really connecting with Trump’s voters.
buddhistbulgyo on
Things I did not have on my campaign BINGO card for $2000, Alex.
Autoxquattro on
Well, that explains a lot.
CTPeachhead on
“And the worms ate into his brain” – Hey You, Pink Floyd (1979)
UltraFancyDoorway on
Does conservatism gives you brain worms?
Or do brain worms give you conservatism?
FA-La on
…and with that news, the Onion closes it’s doors and says goodnight forever.
fistofthefuture on
Well if we cryogenically freeze his brain now, in like 200 years we might have the technology to bring the worm back to life.
Exciting-Protection2 on
Are we sure that RFK jr isn’t the one who actually died, and the worm has taken over his body?
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Oh, so that explains his behavior?
I….believe him
Poisoned.
RIP worm, you deserved better.
Oh, the same as every member of the maga cult; a toxic worm called lunacy.
ok, so lets not elect (for anything) the man missing part of his brain due to worms…
Oh so that explains his bullshit anti vaccine bs?
Pour out a lil liquor for the homie worm.
Perhaps he has cysticercosis
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cysticercosis
*they’re only noodles, michael*
Poor little guy starved to death.
The Worm 2024
Remember Brain Slug on Fry’s head? Futurama is way ahead of us.
should have gotten the vax would have knocked that fucker our a lot sooner
That explains a lot
Wait. Didn’t I see this on House?
They need to check Trump ASAP – it would explain a lot
Brain worms would explain the MAGA movement.
Too bad the Conservatives used up all the Ivermectin to fight Covid. 😂
Worm dies of food poisoning. Nasty.
….to admit this while running for president, a worm had to have eaten his brain.
I’m just saying that if there are 333 million people in the US, we should strive to find someone that hasn’t had their brain eaten by a worm.
Lol, he said this, that’s a thing a ‘presidential’ candidate said; that’s insane to a 4th dimensional degree; but also hilarious, and to be fair – actually explains a LOT
Weird flex, bruh
That explains a lot
🙏🏻 … … ……go on.
A politician telling the truth?
I’m scared.
Poor guy…Imagine the toxic environment that worm had to die in.
Will it be his VP pick?
Wow, that’s a horrifying thought.
Starvation is a long, slow, and incredibly painful way to die.
RIP little worm.
Homie must be playing Baldurs Gate 3
> “I have cognitive problems, clearly,” he said at the time. “I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.”
And that’s why I should be your next president!
This explains a lot.
So much of his platform makes sense now.
“RFK Jr. is seen here with his arm around his choice for Vice President, an invisible, 6′ 3 1/2″ tall talking rabbit named Harvey that only Kennedy can see or hear.”
Did dude play football in hs? Sounds like cte shit
Cool. Cool. Cool.
3 presidential candidates to choose from:
1. “A worm ate my brain.”
2. A dumb, mafia-wannabe loser in a diaper who’s wanted to fuck his daughter since she was a baby.
3. A boring, semi-corporate owned, polite, experienced, respectable octogenarian.
Now we know why he is really connecting with Trump’s voters.
Things I did not have on my campaign BINGO card for $2000, Alex.
Well, that explains a lot.
“And the worms ate into his brain” – Hey You, Pink Floyd (1979)
Does conservatism gives you brain worms?
Or do brain worms give you conservatism?
…and with that news, the Onion closes it’s doors and says goodnight forever.
Well if we cryogenically freeze his brain now, in like 200 years we might have the technology to bring the worm back to life.
Are we sure that RFK jr isn’t the one who actually died, and the worm has taken over his body?