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    Kreml-Gesandter schlägt einen „Putin-Trump-Tunnel“ vor, der Russland und die USA verbinden soll

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    4. BruceNotLee on

      Is that supposed to be Trump’s ratline incase he is ever held accountable for treason?

    6. Holiday-Menu-171 on

      To where? Sarah Palen’s house? does Vlad have the hots for Sarah?

    7. Opi-Fex on

      >“Imagine connecting the US and Russia, the Americas and the Afro-Eurasia with the Putin-Trump Tunnel – a 70-mile link symbolizing unity. Traditional costs are $65B+, but u/boringcompany’s tech could reduce it to <$8B. Let’s build a future together,“ Dmitriev wrote to Musk on X.

      WTF is this timeline.

    11. polytrigon on

      Tunnel? Just give the president another airplane and Russia can build a military base in Oklahoma.

    12. justmisspellit on

      Putin already has 2 tunnels straight into Trump. One way is through Trumps ass, the other is through his mouth, and Trump gargles and says “thank you daddy” every time Putin runs through them

    14. LPNTed on

      So, forget about how nonsense it is to have a 70 mile under ocean tunnel with all the volcanic activity in the part of the world…Forget the geopolitical implications AND giving the Russian army a direct path to the US/Canadian Mainland…and technically vice versa…….

      MY question…. is HOW THE FUCK.. are you going to cover the 560 direct miles from Nenana to Wales? and A) provide fuel stops? B) not fuck up the environment?

    16. SRM_Thornfoot on

      Is the Kremlin is asking to build the tunnel in return for leaving Ukraine? If so, Deal! Bring your troops home and you can literally start digging your way out of the mess you created.

    17. patatjepindapedis on

      What are they going to transport through this tunnel? Who even needs this tunnel?

    21. Vault101Overseer on

      That tunnel exists today and leads from Putin‘s ass to Trump‘s mouth

    24. Adventurous_Eye1405 on

      Try something smaller first, like a tunnel under the Hudson.
      Oh, wait

    27. herbieLmao on

      doesn‘t this already exist?

      Edit: oh gid they mean literal tunnels, not instant phone connection or a discord server

    28. visualthings on

      – Hi, it’s Vlad, here. How about we build a tunnel between our countries? That could be useful, better have and not need, than need and not have, right?
      – Sure, how big should it be?
      – Oh, large enough for tank to go through. I say tank like I could say large truck, but tank is shorter word. make it two-tanks wide, just for more practical purpose.

    29. TRBOtrbo on

      The putin trump tunnel is what they call ol donny’s asshole because he keeps bending over and letting russia fuck him in the ass

    34. Lock-out on

      Trump; nobody is harder on Russia than me.

      Also trump; I’m building a tunnel of love to Russia!

    35. biirudaichuki on

      I honestly had to double check if this was a joke sub. What the fuck is going on…

    39. KrivUK on

      Fucks sake America, total corruption right in front of you and many sitting idley by. 

      Hope the NKP generates more awareness and waking up American brains.

    40. yosarian_reddit on

      Putin flatters Trump and talks about trade and construction projects, and Trump is putty in his hands. Trump’s narcissism makes him completely vulnerable to flattery. Trump is beyond pathetic

    42. FarawayFairways on

      No way he agree to this

      Call it the Trump/ Putin tunnel though, and you’ve got a deal

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