Aint that what theyre doing? They were supposed to take the capital in 3 days, idk what else theyre doing than riding dicks?
Gullenecro on
A funny joke !
RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc on
I knew they were stupid but why would they ever post this lmao
crc_73 on
So they can go fuck themselves…?
outwiththedishwater on
They wanted a bigger, blacker one
14CrAcKeR88 on
They killing eachother over who gonna use it first🤣
Rahiya on
Too many “omg omg I’m going to die as a virgin” from the young sacrifices
Saurier51 on
The anonymous donor gave it away as she’s upgraded to the deluxe model featuring Putin’s bald head.
Accomplished-Taste55 on
In reality, they’re just preparing them for when their commanders fk them in the a**, really they should be thanking them for the gift.
nowiserjustolder on
That is a reusable blocker for open wounds, never look a gift horse and all of that.
BionicBruv on
This gives a whole new definition to *fucking around*. Just waiting for when the entirety of Russia finally *finds out*
MakeChinaLoseFace on
Don’t complain, Ivan. A suction cup dildo works as a chest seal.
deepN2music on
We know one thing for sure… that dildo of consequences arrived without lubricant.
Alarming_Might1991 on
Lets start collecting used dildos and send them to russians so none will be without one
PleasantFocus1502 on
They should be coming from Putin since he is the one that bending them over the table and screwing them.
ThisIsDurian on
“Get fucked” =)
Imaginary_Narwhal241 on
We need to tighten up the sanctions even more.
TuunDx on
I feel them, it’s apparently not big enough for their constantly used back ends…
00ezgo on
Ohhhh… that’s an absolutely sick burn. This person has a surplus of cajones. Admirable. Admirable. The Z’s certainly earned that award and I hope they remember to dip it in onion juice first.
eyydatsnice on
They mad that the sender only gave them 1 because they hate sharing 😂
Shoot4Teams on
Went with the small one, huh? Oh well. Gotta start somewhere.
LostSoulOnFire on
They prefer the real thing at night…
Ok-Scar-Delirious_ on
Putin secretly sent it to them
lurk779 on
*”Looking forward to your burning comments”*
You will get some burning, Ivan. Rest assured. You will.
GroundbreakingAd2290 on
Probably from Putin to his lemmings
Dismal_Decision_4372 on
“Hope it’s a big help”
Sea-Direction1205 on
Back in 2022 we saw a number of Russian “front service women” defect to Ukraine.
A number of historic battles in Europe were lost after an army deserted for lack of goats. Back when I was a child my quite nationalistic teacher would explain this as “soldiers need meat”. Later I learnt it was because “soldiers need something around their meat”.
Laugh about it, but this matter is an issue when at war.
Here’s the start of another joke: A US serviceman goes to Vladivostok ….
YoungGazz on
We just look forward to you burning.
nomoleft on
It’s the dildo of karma!
JohnMW27 on
If only it exploded on opening lol
Rickvaughn_99 on
They used it.
WHERE_SUPPRESSOR on
Hahaha get fucked
simul8dme on
Disrespectful. Perhaps you should go home and deal with pranksters properly.
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Aint that what theyre doing? They were supposed to take the capital in 3 days, idk what else theyre doing than riding dicks?
A funny joke !
I knew they were stupid but why would they ever post this lmao
So they can go fuck themselves…?
They wanted a bigger, blacker one
They killing eachother over who gonna use it first🤣
Too many “omg omg I’m going to die as a virgin” from the young sacrifices
The anonymous donor gave it away as she’s upgraded to the deluxe model featuring Putin’s bald head.
In reality, they’re just preparing them for when their commanders fk them in the a**, really they should be thanking them for the gift.
That is a reusable blocker for open wounds, never look a gift horse and all of that.
This gives a whole new definition to *fucking around*. Just waiting for when the entirety of Russia finally *finds out*
Don’t complain, Ivan. A suction cup dildo works as a chest seal.
We know one thing for sure… that dildo of consequences arrived without lubricant.
Lets start collecting used dildos and send them to russians so none will be without one
They should be coming from Putin since he is the one that bending them over the table and screwing them.
“Get fucked” =)
We need to tighten up the sanctions even more.
I feel them, it’s apparently not big enough for their constantly used back ends…
Ohhhh… that’s an absolutely sick burn. This person has a surplus of cajones. Admirable. Admirable. The Z’s certainly earned that award and I hope they remember to dip it in onion juice first.
They mad that the sender only gave them 1 because they hate sharing 😂
Went with the small one, huh? Oh well. Gotta start somewhere.
They prefer the real thing at night…
Putin secretly sent it to them
*”Looking forward to your burning comments”*
You will get some burning, Ivan. Rest assured. You will.
Probably from Putin to his lemmings
“Hope it’s a big help”
Back in 2022 we saw a number of Russian “front service women” defect to Ukraine.
A number of historic battles in Europe were lost after an army deserted for lack of goats. Back when I was a child my quite nationalistic teacher would explain this as “soldiers need meat”. Later I learnt it was because “soldiers need something around their meat”.
Laugh about it, but this matter is an issue when at war.
Here’s the start of another joke: A US serviceman goes to Vladivostok ….
We just look forward to you burning.
It’s the dildo of karma!
If only it exploded on opening lol
They used it.
Hahaha get fucked
Disrespectful. Perhaps you should go home and deal with pranksters properly.
So now they can go a f uck themselves!
I think the message is “you’re screwed…”
Slava Ukraini!