Not even a parasitic worm could live on his brain. It starved to death.
Kripto on
This explains so much…
Pkyankfan69 on
That checks out…
BluWake on
One doctor suspected a parasite but never confirmed anything. Did they even follow up on the suspected tumor and operate like planned? There’s no mention of a suspected brain tumor anywhere other than this specific article. Sounds like bullshit.
smokesbuttsoffground on
I assume there is still a live one in there piloting him like a giant meat suit.
jeddgonnagetyou on
Worm moves in, decides death is better option
Icy_Concentrate2648 on
Starved to death.
BryteInsight on
The worm was whispering secrets about vaccines and AIDS to him. It was his insider information.
StillBurningInside on
So are we expected to vote for an obviously brain damaged candidate?
What anti-parasitic medication was he proscribed?
SlapThatAce on
But it was only fantasy
The wall was too high
As you can see
No matter how he tried
He could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain
Pink Floyd
Durtkl on
And MERCURY POISONING
“Mr. Kennedy said he was then subsisting on a diet heavy on predatory fish, notably tuna and perch, both known to have elevated mercury levels. In the interview with The Times, he said that he had experienced “severe brain fog” and had trouble retrieving words. Mr. Kennedy, an environmental lawyer who has railed against the dangers of mercury contamination in fish from coal-fired power plants, had his blood tested.
He said the tests showed his mercury levels were 10 times what the Environmental Protection Agency considers safe.
At the time, Mr. Kennedy also was a few years into his crusade against thimerosal, a mercury-containing preservative used in some vaccines. He is a longtime vaccine skeptic who has falsely linked childhood inoculations to a rise in autism, as well as to other medical conditions.
In the interview, Mr. Kennedy said he was certain his diet had caused the poisoning. “I loved tuna fish sandwiches. I ate them all the time,” he said.”
When the candidate says they have sustained significant brain damage, believe them.
LuvKrahft on
Brainworms, kids. Not even once.
25electrons on
That explains a lot.
Alleandros on
Then why is he still acting like this, he should be free
swimtwobirds on
“Previously undisclosed health problems” is doing a lot of work here.
payle_knite on
weird flex
TheWizard01 on
I think his brain is in a dead worm.
KevinAnniPadda on
It’s like someone looked at the health of Trump and Biden and said hold my beer.
hurtindog on
There’s so many people obsessed with parasites in the alternative health field. That and metal toxicity. But don’t worry, they can sell you some supplements to deal with them.
nevernate on
Nearly all of his supporters suffer from the same brain damage
TheBraindonkey on
reminds me of when the Brain Slug died of starvation when feeding on Fry in Futurama. Is RFK going to save us from the big brains?
Decoy77 on
I’d like to see him disclose his current medical records. It should be mandatory for all candidates.
Organic_Resident9456 on
It starved.
HumanEffigy_ on
Damn mindflayer
alanlight on
But did they find any brain in his brain?
boltchucker on
NY times headline tomorrow “RFK has dead worm in brain…why this is bad for Biden”
morbihann on
The title is wrong.
What he meant is that a doctor found a dead worm in place of his brain.
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Does he eat a lot of under-cooked pork?
That can happen
Not even a parasitic worm could live on his brain. It starved to death.
This explains so much…
That checks out…
One doctor suspected a parasite but never confirmed anything. Did they even follow up on the suspected tumor and operate like planned? There’s no mention of a suspected brain tumor anywhere other than this specific article. Sounds like bullshit.
I assume there is still a live one in there piloting him like a giant meat suit.
Worm moves in, decides death is better option
Starved to death.
The worm was whispering secrets about vaccines and AIDS to him. It was his insider information.
So are we expected to vote for an obviously brain damaged candidate?
What anti-parasitic medication was he proscribed?
But it was only fantasy
The wall was too high
As you can see
No matter how he tried
He could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain
Pink Floyd
And MERCURY POISONING
“Mr. Kennedy said he was then subsisting on a diet heavy on predatory fish, notably tuna and perch, both known to have elevated mercury levels. In the interview with The Times, he said that he had experienced “severe brain fog” and had trouble retrieving words. Mr. Kennedy, an environmental lawyer who has railed against the dangers of mercury contamination in fish from coal-fired power plants, had his blood tested.
He said the tests showed his mercury levels were 10 times what the Environmental Protection Agency considers safe.
At the time, Mr. Kennedy also was a few years into his crusade against thimerosal, a mercury-containing preservative used in some vaccines. He is a longtime vaccine skeptic who has falsely linked childhood inoculations to a rise in autism, as well as to other medical conditions.
In the interview, Mr. Kennedy said he was certain his diet had caused the poisoning. “I loved tuna fish sandwiches. I ate them all the time,” he said.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb
Futurama brain slug vacated the building…
When the candidate says they have sustained significant brain damage, believe them.
Brainworms, kids. Not even once.
That explains a lot.
Then why is he still acting like this, he should be free
“Previously undisclosed health problems” is doing a lot of work here.
weird flex
I think his brain is in a dead worm.
It’s like someone looked at the health of Trump and Biden and said hold my beer.
There’s so many people obsessed with parasites in the alternative health field. That and metal toxicity. But don’t worry, they can sell you some supplements to deal with them.
Nearly all of his supporters suffer from the same brain damage
reminds me of when the Brain Slug died of starvation when feeding on Fry in Futurama. Is RFK going to save us from the big brains?
I’d like to see him disclose his current medical records. It should be mandatory for all candidates.
It starved.
Damn mindflayer
But did they find any brain in his brain?
NY times headline tomorrow “RFK has dead worm in brain…why this is bad for Biden”
The title is wrong.
What he meant is that a doctor found a dead worm in place of his brain.
He’s got a lot on his mind.
Well, in it.
Brain worm *and* mercury poisoning.
That explains so much.
He’s literally as mad as a hatter.
It was a MAGA’t