Ich bin also auf der Suche nach einem Job und blättere in der Tat um, Massenbewerbungen wie Sie. Klicken Sie auf ein Stellenangebot für Paddy Power und erhalten Sie schnell eine Nachricht, in der ich aufgefordert werde, mich auf der Website des Unternehmens zu bewerben, was ich auch tue.

    Es ist Arbeitstag, fick mich. Ich gebe meine Daten ein, durchlaufe den Bewerbungsprozess und beende ihn schließlich. Jetzt warte ich.

    Außer nein, ich erhalte eine E-Mail mit Informationen über die nächsten Schritte meiner Bewerbung. Zuerst muss ich eine komplett separate App namens HireVue herunterladen. Ich lade es herunter und muss eine Frage darüber beantworten, wie ich bei einem früheren Job über das Beste hinausgehe (Kumpel, ich bin 22, ich habe nicht viel Erfahrung) und dann muss ich eine Menge Spiele spielen. Ein passendes Bild, ein Mathe-Bild, und zum Schluss gibt es über hundert verschiedene Auswahlmöglichkeiten für zwei Bilder, und ich muss mich für das Bild entscheiden, mit dem ich mich am meisten identifiziere. Ich habe ein paar Screenshots gemacht und das sind die Fotos, die diesem Beitrag beigefügt sind.

    DAS IST ALLES FÜR EINE EINSTEIGERPOSITION IM EINZELHANDEL. LASS MICH EINFACH MEINEN Lebenslauf EINGEBEN UND VERDAMMT. Ich garantiere, dass es an der Schreibtischarbeit bei PADDY POWER nichts gibt, was es rechtfertigt, durch so viele Aufgaben zu springen. JESUS ​​CHRISTUS.

    Trotzdem danke, dass du meine Schimpftirade gelesen hast. Scheiß auf dich, Paddy Power (es sei denn, du heuerst mich an)

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    1. TomRuse1997 on

      Someone got paid money to create this and I find that fucking hilarious

      At work I’m the lad with his head in his hands too

    2. ChannelCold1050 on

      Mcdonalds does the same, asked me if I’d be a skydive person or someone who just sits at home referring to risk taking???? Like give me a middle ground

    3. Educational_Deer_137 on

      its a joke but at least they give you some sort of reply. ghosted by every other company ive applied for entry level roles at

    4. There’s no option to select a picture of Satan so I’m not sure how they are identifying suitably evil candidates to work for Paddy Power.

    5. delidaydreams on

      Some of these are laughably obvious and some genuinely make no sense ????

    6. Disastrous-Wolf8209 on

      I applied for paddypower and ladbrokes before, not worth it, it’s like applying to NASA, IQ tests, numerical tests, video interviews with nobody, psychological tests, then I got an interview with ladbrokes and they said no because I was a student.

    7. asdrunkasdrunkcanbe on

      All just part of the HR clownshow.

      The reality is that nobody has, or has ever come up with, a reliable way of screening candidates for jobs.

      So every now and again someone comes up with something they promise will absolutely be great, and manage to sell it through their management consulting business, to a bunch of gullible people for millions of dollars.

      Then companies realise it’s all nonsense and move onto the next stupid thing.

    8. mediaserver8 on

      Well, it’s a highly regulated industry, so as a customer facing frontline member of staff, a lot of the skills and personality traits tested there are absolutely relevant in terms of your people skills , problem solving , communications ability, numeracy and general cop on. Plus in organisations like this, there’s a lot of opportunity for career progression into areas you might never consider (tech support, IT, engineering, product management etc. etc. etc.) so it’s not necessarily a test for only an entry level retail position.

      Of course. If you can’t be bothered and expect someone to hand you a job based on a generic CV, maybe you’re not really what they’re looking for?

      Good luck with the job hunting. 

    9. NotSoBonnieTyler on

      This is so moronic, is it a timewasting exercise to weed out speculative applications?

      #22 for example, the women are both being applauded. I assume the first one is supposed to convey modesty and the second one is confidence. Surely they are both desirable characteristics?

    10. Otherwise_Living_158 on

      I love these choices “Do you completely panic all the time or are you calm and confident?” “Definitely the panic one”

    11. PoetAndTheIrishRebel on

      Probably not the best time to apply for a job at paddy power – they are about to have massive lay offs

    12. “👹 In the last picture I’m hiking high into the Andes to see if I can find the crash site of that rugby team and eat the lefto…. I mean… I’m happy bicycle girl 🥰”

    13. Could this be a way for them to weed out neuro divergent applicants?

      I could see how they might struggle to spot the „right“ answer on a couple of those.

    14. Would look less out of place on a Buzzfeed quiz for determining your Harry Potter house or something.

    15. brazilian_irish on

      Considering autistic people would probably answer it wrong, it’s actually discriminatory

    16. This is some bullshit merchant „HR consultant,“ „people strategist,“ „Chief People Officer“ or some such eejit who believes they’ve found the key to recruiting people they believe to be of lower intelligence, standing in society, class, and that earns vastly less than them.

      They have sold it to their internal „betters“ as a silver bullet to wade through mountains of canon fodder CVs/Applications.

      These people should be tried at The Hague. They are sociopaths in hiding.

    17. freshfrosted on

      It’s like the civil service application quiz but with pictures instead of text responses.

    18. NullPointer-000111 on

      Haha wtf is this 🤣. And theres 108 of these? Maybe its a test for patience.

    19. Application is weird AF lol.

      Avoid. Paddy Power are closing more shops again it was announced 2 days ago, in the next few years they will have all shops closed.

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