RFK I bet also says he had breakfast with aliens the guy Is a kook and a huckster
Skinamarinked on
Usually it’s not so literal when people have brainworms.
BlotchComics on
Doctor: “Oops. Sorry, no, that is his brain.”
trekologer on
> The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
Well that might explain a great many things.
forever_useless on
Did it die from starvation?
Incontinento on
Well that’s something he would have in common with anyone who would consider voting for his crazy ass.
OverlyComplexPants on
“Brain-eating worm starves to death in JFK Jr’s head”
Revolutionary-Swan77 on
That explains everything.
kundehotze on
Of course it was dead, being encased in a blob of toxic waste.
Chocolat3City on
I knew it!!!
HeartoftheDankest on
Fuck I didn’t have body snatchers on my 2024 bingo card.
BigOldComedyFan on
He finally found a running mate
Acrobatic-Button-916 on
And nothing else
MagicianHeavy001 on
So he’s dropping out and blaming <checks notes> brain worms?
We truly are in the cursed timeline.
ThePissWhisperer on
I came here for the jokes. So far not disappointed.
Weedsmoker3000 on
I see Dax was forced into their host…unfortunately they put it in his brain.. goodbye old man
Dunkelheitt on
Doctors found a dead brain with his worm
homebrew_1 on
Is there a scan or xray that can prove this?
haltline on
It ate his brain and died… of malnutrition.
anton645 on
Praise the Absolute
Katana1369 on
RIP poor worm.
payle_knite on
weird flex
Katana1369 on
Several infectious disease experts and neurosurgeons said in separate interviews with The Times that, based on what Mr. Kennedy described, they believed it was likely a pork tapeworm larva. The doctors have not treated Mr. Kennedy and were speaking generally.
Dr. Clinton White, a professor of infectious diseases at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston, said microscopic tapeworm eggs are sticky and easily transferred from one person to another. Once hatched, the larvae can travel in the bloodstream, he said, “and end up in all kinds of tissues.”
Yikes
Buck_Thorn on
That explains a lot.
jeddgonnagetyou on
Worm moves in, decides death is better option
GarbageCleric on
I’m more surprised that they’ll found a brain.
Earthpig_Johnson on
That’s the kind of thing you tell your new best friend somewhere during the second bottle of whiskey.
Warglebargle2077 on
“…and the worms they entered his brain…”
TheDreamingDragon1 on
It’s a goa’uld
Dirty_Bubble99 on
Did they mean….syphilis?
treetrunk53 on
“Dude you sound crazy. Is some fucking worm eating your brain or something?!”
This guy: “…..yes….”
devilmaskrascal on
This explains everything.
VonTastrophe on
Read the whole article, holy shit this is wild. He may have permanent brain damage from mercury poisoning
AreYouDoneNow on
I hope they left it there… it was the only thing in his skull being productive.
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The jokes practically write themselves.
RFK I bet also says he had breakfast with aliens the guy Is a kook and a huckster
Usually it’s not so literal when people have brainworms.
Doctor: “Oops. Sorry, no, that is his brain.”
> The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
Well that might explain a great many things.
Did it die from starvation?
Well that’s something he would have in common with anyone who would consider voting for his crazy ass.
“Brain-eating worm starves to death in JFK Jr’s head”
That explains everything.
Of course it was dead, being encased in a blob of toxic waste.
I knew it!!!
Fuck I didn’t have body snatchers on my 2024 bingo card.
He finally found a running mate
And nothing else
So he’s dropping out and blaming <checks notes> brain worms?
We truly are in the cursed timeline.
I came here for the jokes. So far not disappointed.
I see Dax was forced into their host…unfortunately they put it in his brain.. goodbye old man
Doctors found a dead brain with his worm
Is there a scan or xray that can prove this?
It ate his brain and died… of malnutrition.
Praise the Absolute
RIP poor worm.
weird flex
Several infectious disease experts and neurosurgeons said in separate interviews with The Times that, based on what Mr. Kennedy described, they believed it was likely a pork tapeworm larva. The doctors have not treated Mr. Kennedy and were speaking generally.
Dr. Clinton White, a professor of infectious diseases at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston, said microscopic tapeworm eggs are sticky and easily transferred from one person to another. Once hatched, the larvae can travel in the bloodstream, he said, “and end up in all kinds of tissues.”
Yikes
That explains a lot.
Worm moves in, decides death is better option
I’m more surprised that they’ll found a brain.
That’s the kind of thing you tell your new best friend somewhere during the second bottle of whiskey.
“…and the worms they entered his brain…”
It’s a goa’uld
Did they mean….syphilis?
“Dude you sound crazy. Is some fucking worm eating your brain or something?!”
This guy: “…..yes….”
This explains everything.
Read the whole article, holy shit this is wild. He may have permanent brain damage from mercury poisoning
I hope they left it there… it was the only thing in his skull being productive.
Goa’uld?
It must’ve taken the vaccine.